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Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men to assemble furniture, while Thanksgiving comes early for the show's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q go to work as strange salesmen in a cap store, while this edition's big loser has to perform a stand-up comedy routine

Jess avoids her feelings for Nick by taking care of her dad in Portland, while Nick himself accompanies Reagan to a party, where he panics that they do not really know each other

Jess and her dad help each other with their love lives. Nick turns to Aly for help with Reagan, and Schmidt considers revealing his first name

Vanessa and the girls surprise Mike with a 1967 Impala for his birthday, but the previous owner keeps showing up with spare parts and unwanted advice

Mike and Chuck decide to go and watch college football than pass out candy on Halloween, so Vanessa and Carol decide to play a prank on them

Marie is thrilled to learn that Robert's new girlfriend is a virgin, so Ray tries to convince her that Debra is a 'good girl' too, leading to a revelation from Marie and Frank

Debra gets involved in a dispute with another parent at Ally's baseball match, but Ray fails to take her side because he is afraid of making himself unpopular

Robert's traffic-school students complain they are bored with his class, so he resorts to using a puppet to teach them

Ray begins worrying about his mortality and compiles a list of things he wants to do before he dies. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood

Rachel and Monica suffer a humiliating defeat while playing poker with Chandler and Joey, and demand a rematch. Rachel decides to look for a new job

Rachel loses Ross's pet monkey, prompting the gang to form a search party to find it. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer

Chandler is distressed at being ignored by the woman he is dating, while Rachel and her former fiance get back together. Guest starring Jennifer Grey

Ross's pet monkey reaches puberty and drives everyone crazy with its uncontrollable antics, while Monica searches for the thief who stole her credit card

Chandler finds his workmates treat him differently since his promotion. Monica dates a high-school senior, and Ross's ex-wife goes into labour

Carol finally gives birth, but Ross and Susan nearly miss out on the big event thanks to Phoebe, who locks them in a cupboard to stop them bickering

Chandler lets slip about Ross's feelings for Rachel while the palaeontologist is on a trip to China, giving her time to decide what to do about the revelation

Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort, while Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place

Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document

A stand-up performance by the comedian at Wembley Arena, where he entertained a sell-out crowd in 2009 with a routine centred on his take on life

Stand-up from London's Hammersmith Apollo. Al Murray takes on topics including the difference between men and women, the Pope, and squirrels

Comedians relive shameful moments, but this time reply with the perfect choice of words. With London Hughes, Pierre Novellie, Sophie Duker and Tim Renkow

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jonathan Mangum and star guest and American football star Rob Gronkowski

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jeff Davis and star guest Robbie Amell (The Flash)

Cartman contracts a virus after an operation to remove his tonsils goes awry, leaving him no choice but to find a cure. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

The boys meet Britney Spears as she tries to escape her troubles, and discover the secret of her popularity during a trip to the North Pole. With the voice of Jessie Jo Thomas

The kids try out a new type of drug - cat urine - after hearing its effects are stronger than other, more well-known, substances

Sitcom based on a web-series following the exploits of two friends struggling to navigate life in New York. Abbi and Ilana plot to buy tickets to a Lil' Wayne concert

Abbi wants to buy her own drugs and Ilana decides to try sorting out her taxes

A stand-up show by the Chinese-Malaysian comedian in which he delivers commentary on life and culture, while his alter ego Uncle Roger roasts the crowd

Rosie Jones reveals how the route to happiness is for people to stop comparing themselves to other people - or even to fish

The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang members had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage

Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore