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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q are in Orlando, Florida, for an hour-long edition, with the show's loser going from spider hero to barnyard zero while performing for a huge audience

In an hour-long special Joe, Sal, Murr and Q head to Hawaii, where the guys pose as fortune tellers and practise indecent proposals at a romantic waterfall

Jess prepares to tell Nick how she really feels about him. Aly helps Winston reconnect with someone important and Schmidt and Cece receive big news

Jess and Nick return from a European book tour promoting Nick's novel, and Cece and Schmidt throw their daughter a birthday party, where Jess runs into her ex Russell

Kristin is surprised that Mike is treating her more like a dad than her boss, and Mandy and Kyle hope Ed will want their help in rekindling his relationship with his ex-girlfriend

Eve tells the family that her best friend Cammy needs to move in with them, and Kristin asks Mandy to design the new uniforms for the Outdoor Man Grill

Debra clears out all the kids' old baby clothes, making Ray realise she is resigned to not having any more children

Part one of two. Flashback episode in which the Barones recall their courtship and wedding, beginning with Ray's proposal - and subsequent uncertainty over why Debra accepted

Part two of two. Ray is afraid Debra may only have agreed to marry him because she felt pressured, so he proposes again

The Barones are forced to stay with Ray's parents while their home is fumigated, providing Debra with an opportunity to meddle in Frank and Marie's lives

Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort, while Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place

Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated

Rachel meets a man who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, while Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, and Rachel is stunned to learn her parents are getting a divorce

Part one of two. Phoebe falls in love, Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Joey dates a crazed fan. Brooke Shields and Chris Isaak guest star

Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank. Guest starring Julia Roberts

Rachel insists she has no time for Ross, until an old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Meanwhile, Joey gives Chandler an unwanted gift

Ross and Rachel consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - with a man old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck

Monica's parents discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Guest starring Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould

An alien plots to destroy humanity - and the only one who can stop her is a retired agent whose memory has been wiped. Sci-fi comedy sequel, starring Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones

Drebin struggles to identify background noise on a ransom tape. Leslie Nielsen stars as the bumbling cop

Drebin goes undercover at a nightclub where he discovers a chorus girl, a shady ex-con and his former wife are involved in an ill-fated love triangle

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Brad Sherwood and star guest Misha Collins (Supernatural)

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jeff Davis and star guest and fellow comedian Sheryl Underwood

Canada goes on strike, and because Cartman cannot watch some of his favourite TV shows, he hatches a plan involving the internet, 'YouToob' and Butters

Cartman is given control of the classroom while Mrs Garrison is absent from school searching for a way to be the man nature intended

The citizens of South Park wake up one morning to discover that the internet has gone. Randy hears that it may still exist in California, so heads out West to find it

Ilana works as a temp to make extra money, while Abbi goes to extreme lengths to recover a delivery she promised Jeremy she would wait in for

Abbi bug bombs her apartment and Ilana loses her keys, so the ladies face a life on the streets just in time for Abbi's first gallery show

Josh Jones, Yuriko Kotani, John Tothill and Chantel Nash discuss topics including scaring people on trains, working in Japan and terrifying schoolkids

Hosted by Jon Stewart

A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross dates a student

Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, Rachel longs to find a date for a charity ball and Joey's fridge breaks down

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore