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Q, Murr, Sal and Joe share some TMI texts with strangers, then try to sabotage each other at a dating event. Plus, the loser gets a special donation from one of the other guys

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q cruise a food court while sending texts to strangers, then throw caution to the wind

As Winston and Aly choose a godparent, Winston struggles with the reality of becoming a father. Schmidt returns to work, while Cece takes her turn being a stay-at-home parent

Nick's plan to propose to Jess is thrown off course when they decide to get a dog. Winston sees color for the first time. US comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel

Mike tries to cheer up Eve by showing her career options at Outdoor Man, but car mechanic Joe winds up being an unexpected influence on her. American comedy, starring Tim Allen

Ed asks Kyle to secretly take an engagement ring to get fitted. American comedy, starring Tim Allen

Robert grows tired of the lack of privacy at his parents' house and moves out, only to end up living with a couple who are uncannily similar to Marie and Frank

Jealousy rears its ugly head when his inexperienced colleague Andy achieves Ray's lifelong ambition of having an article published in Sports Illustrated magazine

Robert and Amy split up and Ray is left to take the blame for making disparaging remarks about marriage. American comedy, starring Ray Romano and Brad Garrett

Marie and Frank discover they are not as fit as they thought and decide to go on a diet. Comedy, starring Peter Boyle and Doris Roberts

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview, jeopardising his role as Dr Ramoray, and Chandler's flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Guest starring Tom Selleck

Chandler begins to have doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves

Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future

Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk, while Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi

Rachel's birthday party is enlivened by two people she did not count on turning up - her parents. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas and Ron Leibman

Phoebe catches chickenpox just as her seafaring boyfriend returns home, while Joey gets a job at Chandler's company. Guest starring Charlie Sheen

The subject of children proves a thorny one for Monica and Richard and Rachel attends her former fiance's wedding

Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand

Ross prepares to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but soon regrets his decision

Phoebe learns she has attracted the unwanted attentions of a stalker, and Monica comes up with a plan to deal with her broodiness. With guest star David Arquette

Chandler ponders the importance of commitment and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent

Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work

Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Comedy starring Matthew Perry, with Maggie Wheeler

Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, and Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband - but the wrong one is delivered

Phoebe convinces herself she is a walking jinx who keeps causing people to die mysteriously, while Chandler and Janice make a decision about their relationship

The comedian gives his take on the modern world, social media, anxiety, religion, conversations with his dog and having Barack Obama as his support act

Return of Trey Parker and Matt Stone's satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle

The foul-mouthed youngsters of the Colorado town try to prevent their parents waging war on Canada. Animated musical comedy, with the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Aliens land in the Rockies and kidnap Kyle's little brother

The government sends Cartman to Ethiopia after he is mistaken for a starving African child

Games include Scenes from a Hat, where the performers reveal the world's worst battle cry, unlikely news reports and documentaries no one would watch

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Alyson Hannigan

Abbi and Ilana ride out a storm with Jaime, Lincoln and Jeremy, but are also joined by Bevers and his sister - much to their chagrin

The friends go to a wedding with Lincoln and some former co-workers, but Ilana is distracted by Abbi's past friendships

A stand-up performance by the comedian at Wembley Arena, where he entertained a sell-out crowd in 2009 with a routine centred on his take on life

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Monica excitedly starts making preparations for her big day - only to discover her parents have spent all the wedding money on a beach house

Monica tries to re-create a secret recipe belonging to Phoebe's grandmother, and Chandler accepts an invitation from future father-in-law Jack to play racquetball

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore