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Michael presents music from Olly Murs, gets his hands on Stacey Dooley's mobile and wakes up Alexander Armstrong for the Midnight Gameshow

Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort, while Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place

Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated

Rachel meets a man who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, while Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, and Rachel is stunned to learn her parents are getting a divorce

Part one of two. Phoebe falls in love, Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Joey dates a crazed fan. Brooke Shields and Chris Isaak guest star

Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank. Guest starring Julia Roberts

Rachel insists she has no time for Ross, until an old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Meanwhile, Joey gives Chandler an unwanted gift

Ross and Rachel consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - with a man old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck

Monica's parents discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Guest starring Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview, jeopardising his role as Dr Ramoray, and Chandler's flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Guest starring Tom Selleck

Michael presents music from Olly Murs, gets his hands on Stacey Dooley's mobile and wakes up Alexander Armstrong for the Midnight Gameshow

A hapless gallery security guard is sent to Los Angeles, where he is mistaken for a renowned art professor. Comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson, Burt Reynolds and Peter MacNicol

A secret agent goes back in time and teams up with a young version of his mentor to stop an alien changing history. Sci-fi comedy sequel, starring Will Smith and Josh Brolin

Return of Trey Parker and Matt Stone's satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle

The foul-mouthed youngsters of the Colorado town try to prevent their parents waging war on Canada. Animated musical comedy, with the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Drebin struggles to identify background noise on a ransom tape. Leslie Nielsen stars as the bumbling cop

Drebin goes undercover at a nightclub where he discovers a chorus girl, a shady ex-con and his former wife are involved in an ill-fated love triangle

The comedian gives his take on the modern world, social media, anxiety, religion, conversations with his dog and having Barack Obama as his support act

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Brad Sherwood and star guest Misha Collins (Supernatural)

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jeff Davis and star guest and fellow comedian Sheryl Underwood

The friends want money so they donate their blood to a charity blood bank

Phoebe encounters a suicidal office worker during her first day as a telemarketer, while Ross and Monica are upset to discover their parents intend to sell their childhood home

Monica accepts a job offer from a renowned Manhattan restaurant. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his roster of clients

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore