Channel 4 +1 Monday

Homer forms a bowling team and reluctantly allows Mr Burns to join, and Bart causes a student riot by wearing a provocative T-shirt

A Pulp Fiction-style trip through Springfield, containing 22 vignettes about the town's residents, including how Moe was robbed and what happened when Lisa got gum in her hair

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host the words-and-numbers game where contestants pit their wits against the clock. Impressionist Jon Culshaw joins Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner

Sam finally asks Diane to marry him, but she rejects his proposal - making him so angry that he chases her out of the bar and ends up being charged with assault

Sam and Diane have very different ideas over what sort of engagement ring to buy

Sam clashes with Nick, who then takes revenge, using Diane as a pawn

Part one of two. Carla worries that her affection for Boston Bruins goalie Eddie LeBec may be affecting his play. Jay Thomas guests

Arthur gets a new mobile phone, while a mix-up means Doug and Carrie end up with another couple's photographs. Kevin James stars

Carrie inadvertently sets her friend up on a date with her boss, while Doug has to deliver penguins to the zoo. Comedy, starring Kevin James

Bubbly co-host Dr Mary steals the limelight from Frasier during a Christmas parade, prompting him to take drastic action

The Seattle shrink suffers an emotional crisis when he finds out he is going to receive a lifetime achievement award. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer

The Seattle shrink takes his teenage son Frederick on a camping trip with Martin in a bid to rebuild their relationship

The Crane brothers join a car repair class, but soon find themselves in trouble when their lack of mechanical skill prompts them to act like unruly children.

The fiery chef comes to the aid of Anthony Trobiano, whose restaurant in Great Neck, New York, is failing even though his partner's parents have given him their life savings

Midday news summary

On Spain's Costa Blanca, Newcastle couple Abi and Darren plan a disco revolution, while in France, juggling a business and renovations proves too much for Andrew and Richard

Landscape gardener Darren's 1986 Rover SD1 was once his pride and joy, but when tragedy struck it ended up rotting away in a dirty lock-up

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Steve Cram in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers

Ben Hillman helps Shirley and Martyn from Southampton find their dream three-bedroom holiday home near Monpazier, France with a budget of £285,000

In the West Midlands town of Brownhills, carpenter Tom and kitchen and bathroom fitter Renaldo set out to renovate a run-down end-of-terrace and turn it into a modern family home

Matt and Helen introduce a touch of the UK with an English bandstand - only to find it has arrived as a flatpack. Ben and Billie begin renovating their 19th-century ballroom

Sharon and Steve are invited to be judges at a local dog rescue charity's fundraising event, and help a returning customer to find a property after losing out before

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Michael travels to Los Angeles to meet a great-grandmother with line-free skin, and in Sacramento, he learns how chemicals in mangoes can visibly reduce wrinkles on our faces

The recruits take on a car ambush task where they must drive into a simulated war zone, pick up an ally, and vacate hostile territory into a safe zone, intact

Blood is splattered across a Newcastle stairwell after a stabbing. A man armed with a knife refuses to leave a drug encampment in Baton Rouge

Former Hells Angels Presidents provide first-hand insights into Sonny Barger, the commander of the world's most infamous biker gang

A focus on Pat Matter, a methamphetamine dealer who rose through the ranks to become president of the Minnesota Hells Angels

US soldiers on a mission hours before D-Day stumble across a mysterious Nazi lab where bloodthirsty enemies are waiting for them. Thriller, starring Jovan Adepo

Chef Gordon Ramsay heads to Mike & Nellie's Steakhouse in Oakhurst, New Jersey, where the owner is mourning his father, who was also his business partner

George visits an airline enthusiast planning to transform a cockpit into a summer house. Plus, an indoor/outdoor space with moveable walls and a multi-coloured apartment in Tokyo

Kirstie Allsopp and the team make over Curt and Nicola's living room, hall and bedroom in Southbourne, for next to nothing

It's the day of The Dog's grand reopening - but celebration is the last thing on some people's minds... Ste comes across a spiralling John Paul, and a shocking public display of affection stuns residents. Meanwhile, a mother's worst fea...

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Steve Cram in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers