Channel 4 Saturday

A father in Norfolk renovates a Volkswagen van to surprise his camping-mad kids, while a couple on the Isle of Wight turn a brick bomb shelter into a bijou bar

Sam and Diane challenge each other to find their perfect dates, but he ends up grabbing a highly unsuitable partner for her from the pool room

Diane is furious to learn Sam has entered a photo of her for the Miss Boston Barmaid contest - until it dawns on her that she can use the media attention as a platform

Sam discovers Coach is being taken for a ride by a so-called friend, so he and the regulars plot to beat the con-artist at his own game. Nicholas Colasanto stars

Diane learns she has to find a husband within 24 hours or lose out on the inheritance from her father's estate. Shelley Long stars

Marie decides 40 years of marriage to Frank is enough for any woman, and moves in with Ray and Debra - to the delight of Robert, who enjoys being mothered by her

Debra's snooty parents announce they are going to pay a visit - much to the dismay of Ray, who pleads with Frank and Marie to be on their best behaviour

Special episode filmed on location in Seattle. Frasier is guest of honour at a public rally to mark his 1,000th show - but the celebrations go awry

The shrink is invited to be a guest speaker on an all-star cruise, but the celebrities on board are not exactly famous

The radio psychiatrist begins dating a successful lawyer, but it is not long before conflicting career demands start to get in the way of their relationship

A jazz musician teaches Lisa how to express her gloomy moods through music - and inspires her to write a blues tune for him

Homer, Marge and the kids heed the call of the wild and take a trip into the middle of nowhere, inadvertently setting off rumours that Bigfoot is roaming the area

Moe becomes a successful poet with Lisa's help, and wins acclaim from a group of highbrow authors - but disappoints her by claiming all the credit for himself

Homer is fired from the power plant and secures a job as an ice-cream man, but gets so wrapped up in his new career that he puts his marriage in jeopardy

The competition kicks off at Manor House Inn in Haltwhistle, Northumberland, where guests Tony and Paula are immediately enamoured of their honeymoon suite

The B&Bers visit Tom and Becky's Orchard Glamping in Lancashire hoping to prove their pristine pods are pitch perfect. Things are off to a good start but breakfast divides opinions

The third visit of the week is to Hotel Ellenby in Scarborough with hosts Tony and Paula who humbly claim to be King and Queen of the town's hospitality scene

The week's final visit is to The Crown Inn in Derbyshire. The trip hits the skids when Terry and Rachel give their room a dusting down and Becky and Tom aren't taken in by the view

The contestants meet one last time to discover how much they have been paid by their fellow hoteliers, before discovering who has won the competition

The story of the March sisters - four young women, each determined to live life on her own terms. Historical drama, starring Saoirse Ronan, Emma Watson and Florence Pugh

Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer visit Nilesh and Raakhee in Maidenhead to help them decide whether to love and renovate their home or list it for sale

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The first in a series of documentaries exploring places with a mysterious past through a combination of history, archaeology and mythology, starting with Stonehenge

A man gives up on life following the loss of his wife, but when a young family moves in nearby, it turns his world around. Comedy drama, starring Tom Hanks

A solitary hitman teaches his murdered mentor's son the tricks of the trade so they can join forces to seek vengeance. Action thriller remake, starring Jason Statham and Ben Foster

Gordon Ramsay visits a Tuscan-style hotel in New Mexico, where the owner hits the high notes singing on stage - but may be falling flat with the needs of her guests

Homer, Marge and the kids heed the call of the wild and take a trip into the middle of nowhere, inadvertently setting off rumours that Bigfoot is roaming the area

A jazz musician teaches Lisa how to express her gloomy moods through music - and inspires her to write a blues tune for him

Moe becomes a successful poet with Lisa's help, and wins acclaim from a group of highbrow authors - but disappoints her by claiming all the credit for himself

Homer is fired from the power plant and secures a job as an ice-cream man, but gets so wrapped up in his new career that he puts his marriage in jeopardy

Three stories of revenge, featuring Homer being accused of treason in post-revolutionary France, Milhouse leading a rebellion, and a new crimefighter takes to the streets

The owners of a cockapoo and German shepherd arrive to find out why their dogs cannot seem to get on. A muzzled collie's owners are worried about its lunging and nipping

Kirstie Allsopp comes to the aid of Helen, a single mother from Staffordshire who is eager to renovate her bedroom into a space from which she can run a business

George and master craftsman Will Hardie explore the best of Iceland's architecture, from a traditional home made of turf to a treetop hotel room inspired by a Christmas bauble

Part one of two. Sam reacts to Diane's attraction to his brother by inviting her to go to Paris with him

Part two of two. A glamorous TV executive makes Sam an offer he cannot refuse, but Diane points out there are certain strings attached