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8:00 AM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With star guest Jack Osbourne
Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Nyima Funk and star guest Jack Osbourne

8:35 AM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With star guest Rob Gronkowski
Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jonathan Mangum and star guest and American football star Rob Gronkowski

9:00 AM
Friends
Ross disagrees with Rachel's choice of nanny
Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny (guest star Freddie Prinze Jr), while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of a former boyfriend

9:40 AM
Friends
Phoebe fails to impress her boyfriend's parents
Ross amuses Emma by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment

10:05 AM
Friends
Chandler visits Monica
Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, and Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common

10:35 AM
Friends
Chandler gets stuck in Tulsa for Christmas
Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate (guest star Selma Blair) stays behind to keep him company - and ends up making a pass at him

11:05 AM
Friends
Rachel meets her work stand-in
Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

11:35 AM
Friends
Gavin surprises Rachel
Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny

12:00 PM
Friends
Ross tries to make Rachel jealous
Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous, while Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

12:40 PM
Friends
Joey and Phoebe play Cupid for Rachel and Ross
In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates

1:05 PM
Friends
Ross discovers who mugged him as a child
Ross discovers who mugged him as a child. Chandler's internship gets off to an uninspiring start and Joey endures a draining audition. Guest starring Jeff Goldblum

1:35 PM
Friends
Monica asks Joey for money
Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly

2:05 PM
Friends
A joke backfires on Chandler
A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler, while Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy

2:35 PM
Friends
Everyone except Ross decides to play the lottery
Everyone except Ross decides to play the lottery, but Phoebe throws their tickets away. Chandler waits for an important phone call, and Rachel thinks Emma will soon start talking

3:00 PM
Friends
Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera
Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a love scene makes quite an impression on her, and Chandler plans to whisk Monica away

3:35 PM
Friends
Joey throws a party
Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him

4:00 PM
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Comedy, starring Kevin James
An overweight and overeager security guard leaps into action when criminals lay siege to the shopping mall he diligently patrols. Comedy, starring Kevin James and Keir O'Donnell

5:55 PM
Friends
Chandler and Monica visit a fertility clinic
Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage

6:30 PM
Friends
Monica and Chandler interview a potential sperm donor
Monica and Chandler consider their options after learning they cannot conceive a baby naturally, and invite a potential sperm donor round for dinner

6:55 PM
Friends
Double bill. The gang visits Barbados
Double bill. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler accidentally ruins the only copy of his keynote speech

7:55 PM
Friends
Rachel and Joey struggle to tell Ross about their kiss
Rachel and Joey struggle to find the words to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Phoebe makes the alarming discovery that Mike has a girlfriend

8:35 PM
Friends
Ross embarrasses himself
Ross invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of his triplets, while the Bings learn more about adoption

9:00 PM
Along Came Polly
Romantic comedy, starring Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston
An obsessive man's orderly routine is thrown into disarray when a wildly spontaneous old friend walks back into his life. Romantic comedy, with Ben Stiller and Jennifer Aniston

10:50 PM
Lee Evans - Monsters
The stand-up star's 2014 performance at the National Indoor Arena in Birmingham
The energetic stand-up star rails against the annoyances of modern life in a performance recorded at the National Indoor Arena in Birmingham in 2014

11:50 PM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
Ryan and Colin insert random snatches of dialogue into a Titanic scene
Lonely heart Heather must choose between Chewbacca, a submarine skipper and an evil disembodied head. Ryan and Colin insert random snatches of dialogue into a Titanic scene

12:20 AM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With guests Mircea Monroe and Gary Anthony Williams
Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Mircea Monroe and Gary Anthony Williams

12:45 AM
South Park
Part two of three. Stan gets sent to the basement at a party
Part two of three. At an adult party, Stan is sent to play with the other kids in the basement, where they discover a box of women's clothes

1:15 AM
South Park
Part three of three. Mr Mackey has a meteor shower party
Part three of three. Mr Mackey has a meteor shower party and Kyle invites Ike to join him at a Scout gathering

1:45 AM
South Park
With the voices of American band Korn
Evil ghost pirates haunt South Park during Halloween. With the voices of American band Korn

2:15 AM
Beavis and Butt-Head
Classic comedy
Beavis and Butt-Head mistake sewage for oil and attempt to get rich selling it to their neighbors

2:30 AM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With star guest Mircea Monroe
Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Gary Anthony Williams and star guest Mircea Monroe (Episodes)

2:55 AM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With star guest Robbie Amell
Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jeff Davis and star guest Robbie Amell (The Flash)

3:20 AM
The Ricky Gervais Show
Topics include alien mind-readers
Ricky is joined by Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington to discuss the latter's fear of aliens reading his mind, and the difficulty of living with reversed limbs

3:45 AM
The Ricky Gervais Show
A bizarre idea for a film is pitched
A bizarre idea for a film is pitched and Stephen Merchant reads from Karl Pilkington's diary, revealing his thoughts on Australia

4:10 AM
The Comedy Central Chart Show
Music video parody by Jamie-Lee O'Donnel
Pop megastar Lexi Rich has got something for literally everyone. Ashley Roberts presents a music video parody by Jamie-Lee O'Donnel

4:15 AM
Blockbusters
Quiz, hosted by Dara O Briain
Dara O Briain hosts the quiz, with sixth-formers Seth, Jodie, and Sophie trying to complete a path across or down a board of lettered hexagons to win prizes

4:35 AM
Blockbusters
Dara O Briain hosts the quiz
Dara O Briain hosts the quiz, with sixth-formers Matt, Maisie, and Melissa trying to complete a path across or down a board of lettered hexagons to win prizes
