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Tim's patience is tested during the holiday period by his free-loading friend Benny

Brad gets a job, and Tim and Jill are impressed by his unwavering enthusiasm - but concern soon sets in when the task looks set to take over his life

The Taylor family take a trip down memory lane when they help Tim's mother move house. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Jill is disgusted when she encounters a flirtatious and attractive saleswoman, but soon realises she often uses the same tactics herself

Vanessa encourages Mandy to enjoy college life and join a sorority, while Ed goes undercover. Comedy, starring Tim Allen

Kirstin compares Ryan to her boss, and Mike and Eve try to catch each other off guard

Dara O Briain hosts a special edition of the quiz, with Britain's Got Talent judges David Walliams, Amanda Holden and Alesha Dixon playing for charity

Dara O Briain hosts the quiz, with sixth-formers Campbell, Nana and Millie trying to complete a path across or down a board of lettered hexagons to win prizes

Stimpy creates his own cartoon and Ren is the producer, the the duo go to meet godfather of animation Wilbur Cobb and pitch Stimpy's show

Ren's 10th birthday comes around and Stimpy reminds him he is actually 70 in dog years

Joey wonders why he has started dreaming about dating Monica, and Phoebe finds a police badge at Central Perk

Monica competes with Phoebe in the relationship stakes and Rachel is interviewed for her dream job - but inadvertently kisses her prospective employer

Rachel starts taking cigarette breaks to ingratiate herself with new boss Kim, and Joey competes with Ross's son for a role in a TV commercial

Joey tells everyone about his upcoming TV appearance, little anticipating the surprise awaiting him, and Ross flirts with a pizza-delivery woman

The guys enjoy a ride in a police car, until the mood is broken by the sound of a gunshot. Meanwhile, Rachel accidentally overhears a telephone message meant for Ross

Phoebe asks Chandler to help her convince Gary that it is too soon for them to live together. Guest starring Michael Rapaport

Joey turns up in Las Vegas to begin filming his first major movie role, but receives disappointing news. Phoebe tries to remember why she hates Ross so much

Part one of two. The pals visit Las Vegas, where surprises await them, while Ross misinterprets Rachel's intentions and embarks on a campaign to humiliate her in public

Part two of two. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her, while Monica and Chandler have a spot of good luck and Joey tries out a get-rich-quick scheme

Ross and Rachel wake up the morning after their impromptu marriage and regret the hasty circumstances of the ceremony, while Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure

Monica and Chandler decide to move in together, but struggle explaining it to Rachel. Meanwhile, Phoebe pleads with Ross to get his marriage annulled

Ross makes a dramatic decision and encourages Chandler and Monica to move in together. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Matthew Perry

Ross tries his hand at teaching and adopts an English accent in the process, while Joey suffers a hernia and Rachel discovers her marriage has not been annulled

Rachel forces Ross to annul their marriage, and Phoebe tries her best to look after the triplets. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston

Joey and Chandler celebrate their last night as flatmates while Monica frantically tries to arrange Rachel's packing. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry

An Australian dancer (guest star Elle Macpherson) moves in with Joey and he struggles to refrain from flirting, while Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's jogging style

For the next leg of their journey, Bradley and Barney visit the Red River Gorge in Kentucky, before heading to Louisville, birthplace of legendary boxer Muhammad Ali

The actor and his son arrive in Ohio, where they head for Dayton - the birthplace of aviation - before the pair attend a local rodeo later that evening

Guests including Russell Kane, Mark Watson and Louise Redknapp join the irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, in which two teams answer questions based on opinion polls

Guests including comedians Johnny Vegas and Joe Lycett join the irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, in which two teams answer questions based on opinion polls

Everyone comes under suspicion when Dangle's commemorative Mike Pence coin is stolen

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Jeff Davis

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Gary Anthony Williams

Jimmy buys steroids to help his performance in the Special Olympics, while Cartman hears the prize is $1,000 and wonders what it would take for him to enter the competition

Cartman sees The Passion of the Christ, and feels so strongly about it that he begins inciting racial hatred - and succeeds in making Kyle question his Jewish faith

A group of kids from Orange County challenges the South Park gang to take part in a dance competition, so Chef steps in as the choreographer

Stewart's parents enlist Beavis and Butt-Head to help them find their missing son

Beavis and Butt-Head want to attend the sexual education class being held specifically for girls

On a long walk to Las Vegas, Beavis and Butt-Head find a wounded baby bird and treat it in their own special way

Beavis and Butt-Head attend an AA meeting to deal with their own alcohol problems, i.e. the problems they have *getting* booze!

Sarah Keyworth presents stand-up performances by fellow comics Josh Jones, Sharon Wanjohi and Eddie Kadi

Ventriloquist and comedian Jeff Dunham introduces viewers to his favourite dummies - Mitch the Super Hero, Peanut, Jose Jalapeno (on a stick) and Walter

The comedy sketch show features a look into the crazy amount of targeted adverts people deal with on a daily basis

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview, jeopardising his role as Dr Ramoray, and Chandler's flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Guest starring Tom Selleck

Chandler begins to have doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore