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8:00 AM
Impractical Jokers
The guys ask strangers for questionable quotes at the park
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get stuck in a grocery sticky-note showdown, ask strangers for questionable quotes at the park, and give financial tips to unsuspecting clients

8:35 AM
Impractical Jokers
The guys pose as trainees at an organic food shop
Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pose as trainees at an organic food shop and compete at a mall to untangle their phone cords, before having their trousers pulled down by a special actor

9:00 AM
New Girl
Jess and Robby make an unexpected discovery
Jess and Robby make an unexpected discovery about their relationship. Winston throws a surprise party for Aly, and Schmidt and Cece try to impress their new neighbours

9:30 AM
New Girl
Reagan lands Nick a book signing
Reagan arranges a book signing for Nick - so Jess offers to help out. US comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel, Jake Johnson and Megan Fox

10:00 AM
Last Man Standing
American comedy, starring Tim Allen
Vanessa plays matchmaker for Eve, setting her up with one of her students, but Mike and Chuck suspect Eve is already dating Chuck's son Brandon

10:30 AM
Last Man Standing
Ryan and his supposedly-ailing dad Victor go hunting
Ryan's supposedly-ailing dad Victor accompanies him on a hunting trip, and is forced to admit he lied about why he wants to spend time with him

11:00 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ray is persuaded to work from home
Debra worries that Ray is happier at work than at home and persuades him to set up an office in the house, but things do not turn out as she planned

11:30 AM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Debra starts writing a children's book
Debra decides to have a go at writing a children's book, but makes the mistake of asking Ray to help. Ray Romano stars

12:00 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Ray buys Frank an aquarium
Ray tries to ensure Frank's 65th birthday is memorable by buying him an expensive aquarium just like the one he has always admired in a local Chinese restaurant

12:30 PM
Everybody Loves Raymond
Debra and Ray attend a high-school reunion
Ray attends a high-school reunion with Debra, only to discover she had been friends with the in-crowd who made his teenage years a living hell

1:00 PM
Last Man Standing
Mike labours over a topic for his 10th anniversary Outdoor Man vlog
As Mike labours over a topic for his 10th anniversary Outdoor Man vlog, Vanessa damages the kitchen waste disposal unit and calls in a familiar-looking handyman

1:30 PM
Friends
Phoebe and Mike's wedding day arrives
Phoebe's big day arrives, but wedding planner Monica and stand-in father of the bride Joey take their roles a little too seriously

2:00 PM
Friends
Joey tries to learn French
Joey persuades Phoebe to teach him French for an important audition, while Monica and Chandler show a pregnant Erica the sights of New York

2:35 PM
Friends
Monica and Chandler go house-hunting
Rachel heads to a restaurant for a job interview, only to find herself sitting at a table within earshot of her current boss. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler go house-hunting

3:00 PM
Friends
Joey's agent dies
Phoebe learns Joey's agent has died, but he is so upset about his friends moving away that she decides not to tell him. Meanwhile, Rachel worries about relocating to France

3:35 PM
Friends
Rachel prepares to leave for Paris
The gang throws a going-away party for Rachel, but she prefers to say her goodbyes individually. Monica packs for her new life in the suburbs with Chandler

4:00 PM
Friends
Double bill. Last-ever episode of the comedy
Double bill. The last-ever episode of the comedy. Monica and Chandler wait for Erica to give birth and Rachel gets ready to start her job in Paris

5:00 PM
Friends
The first-ever episode of the comedy
The first-ever episode of the comedy, in which Rachel arrives at the local cafe after jilting her fiance at the altar. Chandler and Joey encourage Ross to enjoy bachelorhood

5:30 PM
Friends
Carol tells Ross about her plans for their baby
Carol tells Ross she plans to raise his child with her lover Susan, but he can be involved if he wants. Meanwhile, Ross and Monica's parents announce they are coming to dinner

6:00 PM
Friends
Monica shows off her new boyfriend
Monica shows off her new boyfriend to the rest of the group, Chandler starts smoking again and Phoebe has a windfall

6:30 PM
Friends
The girls spy on a neighbour
The girls spend a night indoors spying on a good-looking neighbour with White House connections, while Joey and Chandler take Ross to a ice hockey game to keep his mind busy

7:00 PM
Friends
Phoebe and Chandler make a pact
Phoebe and Chandler decide to break up with their partners, while Ross joins Rachel on her first trip to a launderette - where a machine shortage leads to a tense stand-off

7:30 PM
Friends
Chandler dates a married woman
Chandler begins a relationship with a married woman, and Joey lands a film role with a difference - as a naked body-double for Al Pacino

8:00 PM
Friends
A power cut exposes Chandler to temptation
A power cut leaves Chandler trapped in a bank's ATM lobby with a stunning model. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date, and Joey learns something about Monica

8:30 PM
Friends
Ross and Monica's grandmother dies
The pals pay their last respects at the funeral of Ross and Monica's grandmother, and Chandler is disturbed to discover his colleagues all assume he is gay

9:00 PM
Al Murray: One Man, One Guvnor Uncut
A performance by The Pub Landlord
To celebrate 20 years of embarking on his one-man mission to hold back a tide of bottled beer and ninny state nonsense, Al Murray The Pub Landlord performs this monumental show

10:00 PM
8 Out of 10 Cats
With Patsy Kensit, Sarah Millican, Bear Grylls and Chris Ramsey
Actress Patsy Kensit, comedienne Sarah Millican, comedian Chris Ramsey and survivalist Bear Grylls join Sean Lock and Jon Richardson on the comedy panel show. Jimmy Carr presents

10:30 PM
8 Out of 10 Cats
With Jedward, Lorraine Kelly, Charlie Brooker and Micky Flanagan
Pop twins Jedward, TV presenters Lorraine Kelly and Charlie Brooker, and comedian Micky Flanagan join team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson on the comedy panel show

11:00 PM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With guest performer Keegan-Michael Key
Aisha Tyler hosts the improv show as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Keegan-Michael Key and try to make the points matter

11:30 PM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With star guest Jack Osbourne
Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Nyima Funk and star guest Jack Osbourne

12:00 AM
South Park
Stan questions Easter traditions
Stan and Kyle become embroiled in a strange society when they question the motives behind traditional Easter activities. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

12:30 AM
South Park
Mrs Garrison saves a lesbian bar from a takeover
Mrs Garrison saves a lesbian bar from a takeover, while the boys hire local Mexican labourers to do their homework

1:00 AM
South Park
The increasing number of homeless people causes concern
The increasing number of homeless people leads the town's residents to find a creative answer to the problem, while Cartman and the gang try to devise a permanent solution

1:30 AM
South Park
Cartman pretends to have Tourette's syndrome
Cartman pretends to have Tourette's syndrome after meeting a child with the condition, and realises he can get away with saying whatever he wants without any consequences

2:00 AM
Beavis and Butt-Head
Classic comedy
Tom Anderson, recovering from an injury, asks Beavis and Butt-Head to do his shopping for him

2:15 AM
Beavis and Butt-Head
Classic comedy
Beavis and Butt-Head attempt to get drunk off non-alcoholic beer

2:30 AM
Beavis and Butt-Head
Classic comedy
Beavis and Butt-Head want to attend the sexual education class being held specifically for girls

2:45 AM
Beavis and Butt-Head
Classic comedy
On a long walk to Las Vegas, Beavis and Butt-Head find a wounded baby bird and treat it in their own special way

2:55 AM
Al Murray: One Man, One Guvnor Uncut
A performance by The Pub Landlord
To celebrate 20 years of embarking on his one-man mission to hold back a tide of bottled beer and ninny state nonsense, Al Murray The Pub Landlord performs this monumental show

3:45 AM
Modern Horror Stories
The daunting task of impressing the in-laws
The sketch show focuses on one of the most daunting tasks of the modern world - impressing the in-laws

3:50 AM
The Daily Show
A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs
A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

4:15 AM
Friends
Chandler's behaviour annoys Monica
Monica is annoyed by the fake laugh Chandler uses at work whenever his boss cracks a joke and the gang gets a shock when Ross introduces his new girlfriend

4:35 AM
Friends
Phoebe meets her biological father
Phoebe meets her biological father for the first time and Rachel helps Joey look more sophisticated with the addition of a trendy shoulder bag
