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7:00 AM
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8:00 AM
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
With Rob Beckett, Romeo of the Cirque du Soleil, Years and Years and Bruno Tonioli
Stand-up star Rob Beckett, Romeo of the Cirque du Soleil, and electro-pop trio Years and Years perform, and Michael hijacks Bruno Tonioli's mobile phone in Celebrity Send To All
9:00 AM
Impractical Jokers
The guys get a stranger to listen to their daughter's diary entries
The guys persuade a focus group participant to sign off on different contract items, then must get a stranger to listen to them reading their daughter's diary entries
9:30 AM
Impractical Jokers
The guys learn a hard lesson about being kind to food service staff
The guys learn a hard lesson about being kind to food service staff, before giving relationship advice. SNL's Colin Jost gives the losing Joker a shock in his punishment
10:00 AM
Impractical Jokers
People test drinks that may cause bizarre side-effects
The guys have people test drinks that may cause bizarre side-effects, before hitting the gym. The losing Joker is put through many indignities in Rob Riggle's murder mystery
10:30 AM
Impractical Jokers
Sal, Q, and Murr take part in a film shoot for a commercial
Sal, Q, and Murr slather on the charm for a film shoot for a commercial before focusing on delivering some hard truths
11:00 AM
New Girl
Abby decides to stay in Los Angeles on a permanent basis
Jess takes matters into her own hands when her sister Abby announces that she has decided to stay in Los Angeles on a permanent basis. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel
11:30 AM
New Girl
Jess re-evaluates her and Nick's need for space and independence
Abby and Schmidt's relationship forces Jess to re-evaluate her and Nick's need for space and independence. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel
12:00 PM
New Girl
Jess hires Coach as her school's new volleyball instructor - then promptly fires him
Jess hires Coach as her school's new volleyball instructor, but then immediately has to get rid of him. Meanwhile, Schmidt finds himself being sued
12:30 PM
New Girl
Jess and Nick face some truths about their relationship
Jess and Nick face some truths about their relationship, and Schmidt, Winston and Coach scramble to make a better second impression on their attractive new neighbours
1:00 PM
Friends
Part one of two. Chandler goes missing on the eve of his wedding
Part one of two. Chandler's nerves get the better of him on the eve of his wedding. Joey rehearses for a film role, while Phoebe and Rachel make a startling discovery
1:30 PM
Friends
Part two of two. The search for Chandler continues
Part two of two. The gang continues to search for the missing Chandler, who is still suffering premarital jitters. Gary Oldman and Kathleen Turner guest star
2:00 PM
Friends
Rachel contemplates her next move
Rachel tries to decide what to do next, while Phoebe takes some of the heat off her by claiming she is the one who is pregnant. Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow star
2:30 PM
Friends
Joey proposes to Phoebe
Joey becomes convinced Phoebe is pregnant and proposes to her so she will not have to be a single mother - but Monica quickly tells him the truth
3:00 PM
Friends
Rachel reveals the identity of the father of her baby
Rachel reveals the identity of the father of her baby, while Chandler and Monica go on their honeymoon, but are constantly upstaged by another couple
3:30 PM
Friends
Ross and Rachel argue about why they slept together
Ross and Rachel's attempt to explain how they ended up in bed together descends into an argument about who made the first move
4:00 PM
Friends
Ross is horrified to learn Rachel has a date
Ross is horrified to learn Rachel is going on a date with a handsome soap star, and Chandler sabotages a workmate's chance of promotion
4:30 PM
Friends
Phoebe is attracted to her twin sister's fiance
Phoebe finds herself attracted to twin sister Ursula's fiance at Monica's Halloween party, while Rachel encounters some cruel trick-or-treaters. Guest starring Sean Penn
5:00 PM
Friends
Rachel considers moving out
Pregnant Rachel considers moving out, prompting Ross to tell her about a vacancy in his building, and Joey creates a nursery in an effort to make her stay. With Sean Penn
5:30 PM
Friends
Rachel tells her father she is pregnant
Rachel tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona
6:00 PM
Friends
Brad Pitt guest stars in a Thanksgiving special
The gang celebrates Thanksgiving and Monica invites old school friend Will, the only student who was fatter than her - unaware of his animosity toward Rachel. With Brad Pitt
6:30 PM
Friends
Monica buys an expensive pair of boots
Phoebe discovers Ben goes to school with Sting's son, and Monica spends a fortune on a new pair of boots, only to find they hurt her feet. Guest starring Trudie Styler
7:00 PM
Friends
Rachel propositions Joey
Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Ross gives Mona the key to his apartment and Rachel propositions Joey
7:30 PM
Friends
Rachel and Joey hit the town
Rachel hits the town with Joey to coach him for a big date the following night, but the pair are so compatible they begin to see each other in a new light
8:00 PM
Friends
Chandler discovers the pleasures of a scented bath
Joey agonises over his feelings for Rachel, but Monica mistakenly believes he is infatuated with Phoebe. Chandler discovers the pleasures of a scented bath
8:30 PM
Friends
Joey takes Rachel to the hospital
A concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital and realises his romantic feelings for her could be excluding Ross from the joys of fatherhood
9:00 PM
Michael McIntyre's Big Show
With Rob Beckett, Romeo of the Cirque du Soleil, Years and Years and Bruno Tonioli
Stand-up star Rob Beckett, Romeo of the Cirque du Soleil, and electro-pop trio Years and Years perform, and Michael hijacks Bruno Tonioli's mobile phone in Celebrity Send To All
10:00 PM
Michael McIntyre: Hello Wembley!
A 2009 performance at Wembley Arena
A stand-up performance by the comedian at Wembley Arena, where he entertained a sell-out crowd in 2009 with a routine centred on his take on life
11:00 PM
Ugly Americans
Randall questions if he really wants to live with Mark
Randall questions if he really wants to live with Mark, while Grimes's mummy returns from the dead, only to find fault with everything he is doing
11:30 PM
Out of Order
With Kerry Godliman and Mike Wozniak
Rosie Jones hosts the game show all about judgements and first impressions, with Kerry Godliman and Mike Wozniak joining team captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love
12:30 AM
The Culture Capsule
With Eddie Kadi, Grace Alijore and Travis Jay
KG Tha Comedian is joined by Eddie Kadi, Grace Alijore and Travis Jay to debate which food is worthy of a spot in the time capsule
12:40 AM
Most Ridiculous - Teen Disasters
Outrageous online videos of young people
Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online featuring teenagers, with epic tantrums and fails galore
1:10 AM
Most Ridiculous - Parties
Outrageous online videos of parties
Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online featuring parties, from cake calamities to Halloween horrors
1:40 AM
South Park
Officer Barbrady learns to read
Officer Barbrady learns to read - with help from the driver of the mobile library
2:10 AM
South Park
Kyle visits the school nurse
Kyle has to visit the school nurse - but is terrified when he sees what is attached to her head
2:40 AM
The Ricky Gervais Show
The meaning of popular wartime expressions is debated
Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington join Ricky to discuss the meaning of popular wartime expressions and what life must be like for a soldier's spouse
3:10 AM
The Ricky Gervais Show
The problems of over-zealous sports fans and cheating
Karl Pilkington, Stephen Merchant and Ricky discuss the problems of over-zealous sports fans, cheating and saliva production
3:35 AM
The Daily Show
Satirical talk show
A satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests
4:00 AM
Beavis and Butt-Head
Todd takes refuge on the boys' couch
Todd takes refuge on the boys' couch to hide from a rival gang and they suffer greatly for their idiotic attempts at protecting him
4:15 AM
Friends
A bad restaurant review upsets Monica
Phoebe holds a coaching session for a nervous Chandler before a job interview. Monica is stung by criticism from a restaurant reviewer, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous
4:35 AM
Friends
Chandler falls asleep at Joey's film premiere
Phoebe and Monica bet on when Rachel's baby will arrive, while Chandler falls asleep at the premiere of Joey's new film