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Tim smooth-talks his way into Jill's good books but soon reverts to being a slob

Tim makes big plans for Tool Time's fifth anniversary show, but faces funding problems from his sponsors. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

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Stimpy falls in love with a store-bought chicken

After an accident, the boys discover they have been surgically attached

Jake asks a friendly woman to go on a date with him - but the discovery that she too is blind puts him off her. Comedy, starring Ted Danson, with Terry Farrell

John gets into an argument with a priest about whether a patient's life rests in God's or a doctor's hands

Monica accepts a job offer from a renowned Manhattan restaurant. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his roster of clients

Phoebe's fear that she is about to lose her boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments, and Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa

The pals look forward to Phoebe's birthday meal, but Chandler and Monica argue just before setting off and Ross locks Emma inside the flat

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler, while Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy

Featuring clips of crimes against fashion and florists, as well as those committed by canines. Joe Thomas narrates.

The show that lifts the lid on the funnier side of the wrong side of the law features neighbourly disputes, car crime and OAP outlaws. Joe Thomas narrates.

Stimpy falls in love with a store-bought chicken

Quinn and her friends skip school to visit a shopping centre, but soon encounter Daria, setting the scene for trouble

A modelling agency visits the school in search of the new Kate Moss, filling Quinn and Brittany's heads with dreams of success

Comedy panel show hosted by Sara Pascoe in which teams captained by Alan Davies and Darren Harriott compete to identify the famous name or object inside a mystery box

Jake asks a friendly woman to go on a date with him - but the discovery that she too is blind puts him off her. Comedy, starring Ted Danson, with Terry Farrell

John gets into an argument with a priest about whether a patient's life rests in God's or a doctor's hands

Tim faces a female DIY expert in a quiz, while Jill waits in vain for a Mother's Day gift. Victoria Principal guest stars

Tim tries to convince Jill he loves her just the way she is

Randy plays host to the attractive 25-year-old pen pal he met over the internet, while Tim entertains a group of astronauts and helps Mark with his science project

Tim enters a lawnmower race, customising his machine with a powerful jet engine in a bid to beat his arch rival Bob Vila. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen

Mandy dreams of becoming a model and asks for permission to try out for a catwalk show, while Kristin is having problems at work. Comedy, with Molly Ephraim and Alexandra Krosney

A break-in inspires Mike to install a security system - but Vanessa goes one step further and organises a neighbourhood watch scheme. American comedy, starring Tim Allen

Jess and Nick plan Cece and Schmidt's engagement party - inadvertently leading to a surprise announcement from the bride-to-be

Jess is not too keen on her new date, only for things to get a little complicated when she decides she really likes his parents (guest stars Henry Winkler and Julie Hagerty)

Ross invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of his triplets, while the Bings learn more about adoption

Ross treats himself to a spray tan, but fails to follow the instructions, while Rachel and Joey's first night together proves an awkward occasion. With Jennifer Coolidge

Emma's first birthday takes an unexpected turn with the delivery of a bawdy birthday cake. Guest starring Elliott Gould

Rachel's clueless sister Amy offers to babysit Emma and ends up giving the unfortunate child a makeover, while Joey writes a letter of recommendation for the Bings

Greg Kinnear guest stars as Charlie's old flame, who is overseeing a grant Ross desperately wants, while Rachel and Monica fight over a peculiar painting

Ren's dream of having pectoral muscles comes true, the duo are assigned to guard the Lincoln Memorial

Stimpy creates his own cartoon and Ren is the producer, the the duo go to meet godfather of animation Wilbur Cobb and pitch Stimpy's show

Stimpy tries to remedy Ren's nasty behaviour by introducing him to his conscience Jiminy Lummox, then ace angler Ren Hoek embarks on a fishing trip

A Native American claims to be Weigel's father and the officer recognises him from his mug shot and is very happy to have him back

Karl Pilkington shares his thoughts as Ricky reads predictions for the future

Karl Pilkington contemplates different species, questions the necessity of vacuum cleaners and toasters, and helps Ricky redesign the human body

Jake asks a friendly woman to go on a date with him - but the discovery that she too is blind puts him off her. Comedy, starring Ted Danson, with Terry Farrell

John gets into an argument with a priest about whether a patient's life rests in God's or a doctor's hands

The pub landlord merrily muses over a range of topics at the London venue, including the global financial crisis and his one-man crusade to fix Broken Britain.

Tim faces a female DIY expert in a quiz, while Jill waits in vain for a Mother's Day gift. Victoria Principal guest stars

Tim tries to convince Jill he loves her just the way she is

Randy plays host to the attractive 25-year-old pen pal he met over the internet, while Tim entertains a group of astronauts and helps Mark with his science project

Tim enters a lawnmower race, customising his machine with a powerful jet engine in a bid to beat his arch rival Bob Vila. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen