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Q, Murr, Sal and Joe share some TMI texts with strangers, then try to sabotage each other at a dating event. Plus, the loser gets a special donation from one of the other guys

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q cruise a food court while sending texts to strangers, then throw caution to the wind

Part one of two. Jess starts dating the charming father of one of her students, while Nick tries to buy a new mobile phone. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

Part two of two. Jess worries her date with Russell ended badly, and Nick's old college friend comes to stay, while Schmidt and Cece fail to hide their relationship

Vanessa refuses to believe that she needs to slow down, going above and beyond with her grandma responsibilities, while Joe puts Mike's friendship to the test

Mandy and Kyle opt for a home birth, but at Mike and Vanessa's house, while Ryan and Chuck team up to construct a state-of-the-art crib

Debra becomes jealous of a waitress who catches Ray's eye. Although the situation is perfectly innocent, the couple soon blow everything out of all proportion

Frank has some anecdotes published in a magazine and approaches Ray's editor about becoming a columnist, but finds his way with words leaves a lot to be desired

Marie decides 40 years of marriage to Frank is enough for any woman, and moves in with Ray and Debra - to the delight of Robert, who enjoys being mothered by her

Debra's snooty parents announce they are going to pay a visit - much to the dismay of Ray, who pleads with Frank and Marie to be on their best behaviour

Part two of two. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her, while Monica and Chandler have a spot of good luck and Joey tries out a get-rich-quick scheme

Ross and Rachel wake up the morning after their impromptu marriage and regret the hasty circumstances of the ceremony, while Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure

Monica and Chandler decide to move in together, but struggle explaining it to Rachel. Meanwhile, Phoebe pleads with Ross to get his marriage annulled

Ross makes a dramatic decision and encourages Chandler and Monica to move in together. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Matthew Perry

Ross tries his hand at teaching and adopts an English accent in the process, while Joey suffers a hernia and Rachel discovers her marriage has not been annulled

Rachel forces Ross to annul their marriage, and Phoebe tries her best to look after the triplets. American comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston

Joey and Chandler celebrate their last night as flatmates while Monica frantically tries to arrange Rachel's packing. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry

An Australian dancer (guest star Elle Macpherson) moves in with Joey and he struggles to refrain from flirting, while Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's jogging style

Phoebe causes a stir at Rachel's workplace, Joey decides to get in touch with his feminine side, and Ross prepares for a date. Guest starring Elle Macpherson

Monica's parents arrive for Thanksgiving, leading to trouble for Chandler, who discovers they do not like him because they think he uses drugs

Joey sets his sights on kissing Janine, while Ross and Monica resurrect their high-school dance routine for a TV programme. Guest starring Elle Macpherson

Joey finally dates Janine, and Rachel worries her apartment furnishings will not satisfy Phoebe's environmental conscience. Guest starring Elle Macpherson

Phoebe causes Monica and Rachel to lose their tempers. Joey takes a job as a waiter, while Ross and Chandler bicker over who made up a raunchy joke

Rachel gives advice on being more independent to her pampered younger sister (Reese Witherspoon) who makes her regret it by flirting with Ross, while Joey gets into trouble at work

Phoebe is mistaken for a porn star, Rachel's sister falls for Ross, and Chandler reveals he is unable to cry. Guest starring Reese Witherspoon

Part one of two. A revelation from Rachel prompts the pals to ponder what might have been if their lives had taken different courses

To celebrate 20 years of embarking on his one-man mission to hold back a tide of bottled beer and ninny state nonsense, Al Murray The Pub Landlord performs this monumental show

After being attacked by the Canadian media, the Prince of Canada and his wife go on a worldwide privacy tour - and end up in South Park

The boys help a former vice-president in his quest for attention, but become trapped in a tunnel when it caves in. In their search for a way out, Cartman discovers treasure

The boys form a team to play the computer game World of Warcraft, hoping to overcome a rogue competitor who keeps defeating them

Cartman is appointed the new hallway monitor, and discovers a teacher has been kissing a student. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Stan tries to understand Token's feelings on racism when Randy is publicly ridiculed for a prejudiced remark, and Cartman has problems at school

The boys mistake a can of pepper spray for men's cologne, then the middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head struggle to get a new couch into their apartment

Jimmy Carr hosts the panel show, joined by team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock, who welcome Amir Khan, Holly Walsh and Richard Ayoade

Jimmy Carr oversees the disputes and deliberations as Sarah Millican, Joe Wilkinson, Nick Grimshaw and Ollie Locke join Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to review the week's news

Rachel Fairburn, Shalaka Kurup, Limahl Germain and Cerys Bradley share stories of terrible train journeys and embarrassing friends at Notting Hill Carnival

The comedian pokes fun at his life as a person with a disabilty and coping with fame and fortune since his memorable victory in Britain's Got Talent

Harry Hill joins Rosie to try a number of techniques to help single men to find true love, putting them through their paces with a lie-detector test and blind dating

The American stand-up comedian combines animation, live performance and music to compile a sketch about attention

Desi Lydic examines the toxic internet landscape in the aftermath of Charlie Kirk's assassination, while co-writers Michael Strassner and Jay Duplass discuss film The Baltimorons

Monica turns up uninvited at her cousin's wedding. Chandler and Rachel feel guilty for eating a neighbour's cheesecake that was mistakenly delivered to their apartment

Ross and Joey get trapped on the roof while waiting to watch a meteor shower, and Monica's exhaustion leads to trouble with Chandler

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore