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Randy and Lauren look forward to their first date, while Heidi resigns from Tool Time

Tim has a mid-life crisis while on holiday with the family, leaving Jill to deal with it. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Randy causes problems for Tim when he grows concerned about pollution. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Jill asks Tim to build her an office in a bid to make life easier, but his plans look like they'll have the opposite effect. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Mike is disappointed to learn that the wedding showers for Mandy and Kyle are scheduled on the same day as the Broncos-Chargers football game

Vanessa lectures Mandy on the dangers of vaping, tbut is tempted during a potential teacher's strike. Ryan and Kristen discover a safe in the basement of their new house

Mud, mushrooms and lots of other unsightly things are waiting in the water

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross

Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott and John Kearns welcome James Acaster, Vicky Pattison, Lara Ricote and Michael Odewale to play another round of absurd guessing games

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences

Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment, and Rachel tries to repair her friendship with Joey by telling him a big lie

Monica is upstaged by Ross while giving the toast at their parents' 35th wedding anniversary party, and Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his enthusiasm

Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself

Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance

Phoebe holds a coaching session for a nervous Chandler before a job interview. Monica is stung by criticism from a restaurant reviewer, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous

Phoebe and Monica bet on when Rachel's baby will arrive, while Chandler falls asleep at the premiere of Joey's new film

Part one of two. As Rachel goes into labour, Chandler and Monica are inspired to find a private hospital room, and Phoebe meets a handsome patient

Part two of two. After 21 hours in labour, Rachel gives birth - but Joey finds Ross's engagement ring and accidently proposes to the new mother

Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her, while Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby

Chandler falls asleep in a meeting - with disastrous consequences - and Rachel searches for a solution to baby Emma's non-stop crying

Monica accepts a job offer from a renowned Manhattan restaurant. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his roster of clients

Phoebe's fear that she is about to lose her boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments, and Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa

The pals look forward to Phoebe's birthday meal, but Chandler and Monica argue just before setting off and Ross locks Emma inside the flat

Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny (guest star Freddie Prinze Jr), while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of a former boyfriend

Five friends attend the funeral of their high-school basketball coach, and decide to relive their childhood over a weekend at a lake house. Comedy, with Adam Sandler and Chris Rock

The department welcomes a British inspector taking part in an exchange programme, who is eager to learn the American way of upholding the law

Dangle's ex-wife pays him a visit, and arrives in time to see the other deputies working hard to remove the Ten Commandments monument from the front lawn

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Brad Sherwood and Jeff Davis

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Colin Mochrie, Wayne Brady and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Nyima Funk and Maggie Q

Token wins the Colorado Star Child competition thanks to his incredible singing voice, and the boys spot their opportunity to break into showbusiness by becoming talent agents

Cartman grows jealous when Kenny manages to get his hands on the latest portable games console

A stand-up performance in which the comedian describes his wild family get-togethers, getting kicked out of a party by Prince, and being a doomsday prepper

As the vampire craze hits school, the boys try to join the broody undead to score chicks, but hey confuse a hirsute homeless man for a werewolf

Ms Snap is surprised when her mother shows up at parents' evening. Ms Watson and Toby prepare a tap dance routine for the talent show

Jon Stewart takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future

Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk, while Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore