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Greg James introduces internet videos featuring families, from goofy grandparents to disastrous dads and mothers who definitely did not know best

Greg James introduces a US-themed selection of comical videos, featuring cowboy cock-ups, patriotic pratfalls and loads of all-American idiots

Jess and Nick convince the others to come along on a cruise they booked when they were still an item. Sitcom, starring Zooey Deschanel

The gang attends a wedding where they make a bet to see which one of them will have pulled by the end of the night, with Jess setting her sights on the best man

Tim relives his youth when he teaches a car repair course at the local community college. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Brad introduces the family to his girlfriend, and they are shocked to find she's a junior in college. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim and Jill buy a new house and rent it out to Al - little realising the unnecessary strain this will put on their friendship. Comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim finds himself wishing for a daughter after he spends the day with his niece. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Mandy becomes jealous after Mike spends time with Ryan at a marketing retreat, while Ed attempts to get Chuck and Joe to go to a musical

Mike teaches Kristin about work-life balance as Vanessa and Mandy give Jen a lesson about camping. Meanwhile, Ed asks Kyle how to get into Heaven

Chandler begins to have doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves

Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future

Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk, while Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi

Rachel's birthday party is enlivened by two people she did not count on turning up - her parents. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas and Ron Leibman

Phoebe catches chickenpox just as her seafaring boyfriend returns home, while Joey gets a job at Chandler's company. Guest starring Charlie Sheen

The subject of children proves a thorny one for Monica and Richard and Rachel attends her former fiance's wedding

Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand

Ross prepares to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but soon regrets his decision

Phoebe learns she has attracted the unwanted attentions of a stalker, and Monica comes up with a plan to deal with her broodiness. With guest star David Arquette

Chandler ponders the importance of commitment and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent

Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work

Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Comedy starring Matthew Perry, with Maggie Wheeler

Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, and Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband - but the wrong one is delivered

Phoebe convinces herself she is a walking jinx who keeps causing people to die mysteriously, while Chandler and Janice make a decision about their relationship

The gang holds an American football match on Thanksgiving, and opposing team captains Ross and Monica relive their sibling rivalry on the pitch

Rachel's attractive and influential new friend sends Ross into a jealous frenzy, while Chandler cannot remember which of Joey's many sisters he kissed at a party

A bigoted misanthropic writer is drawn out of his self-imposed isolation by his gay neighbour and a waitress. Romantic comedy, starring Jack Nicholson, Helen Hunt and Greg Kinnear

The bungling buffoon visits hospital to cure a nasty little problem, and later has trouble sleeping. Starring Rowan Atkinson