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Jill's romantic evening turns into a football rally instead of an intimate dinner with Tim. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim becomes jealous of Jill's job-search instructor, suspecting he has an unprofessional interest in her. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

A snake living in the Taylors' basement causes chaos at the Boy Scout meeting. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim tries to teach the boys some manners after they are thrown out of a local pizza parlour for bad behaviour. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

A listless Kyle needs a confidence boost, so Mike obliges and moves him to HR, but a verbal harassment complaint from Chuck and Joe has him flummoxed

Mike tries to get a special Christmas present for Ed, while Eve returns for a visit and Vanessa helps the family realise the importance of their long-standing holiday traditions

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross

Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies and Darren Harriet welcome comedians David Baddiel, Olga Koch and presenters Donna Preston and Ranvir Singh for more guessing games

Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a packing crate as penance for kissing Kathy. Monica visits Richard's son, who finds her every bit as attractive as his father did

Things start looking up for the gang as Monica gets a career opportunity that is too good to turn down and Rachel is offered a promotion

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his workmates, and Phoebe writes a seasonal song for her friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey gets involved in a class struggle

Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test, while the friends' competitive spirit gets the better of them

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her out on a date, while Chandler's girlfriend is driven away by his jealousy. Guest starring Tate Donovan

Rachel comes to regret asking Ross for a favour, and Charlton Heston discovers his co-star Joey in a compromising position on the first day of filming

Ross makes the mistake of agreeing to a game of rugby with Emily's tough English friends, and one of Chandler's old flames turns up out of the blue

Ross arranges a romantic last evening with Emily before she returns to England, but Rachel spoils his plans by organising a farewell party. Comedy, guest starring Helen Baxendale

Ross opens his heart to Emily, and Phoebe receives surprising news about her pregnancy. Chandler and Joey get free adult films on their TV

Rachel's date is ruined when Joshua's parents return home earlier than expected and catch her parading round in a skimpy nightie. With Tate Donovan

Monica and Rachel plot to take back their old apartment from the guys, and there are major changes afoot for Ross and Emily

Chandler reaches the end of his tether over Joey's snoring, and Rachel has a drastic reaction to Ross's engagement

Ross reminisces with Rachel about the good times they had when they were dating, as the invitations go out for his wedding. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer

Joey loses Ross's wedding ring at the stag party, while Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to experience violent mood swings

Part one of two. Chandler, Joey and Monica set off to England for Ross's wedding to Emily, while Rachel and Phoebe stay at home. With Richard Branson and Sarah Ferguson

Four couples sign up for relationship therapy on a tropical island, but the treatment only serves to drive them apart. Comedy, starring Vince Vaughn, Malin Akerman and Jon Favreau

Wayne, Ryan and Colin sing a doo-wop tribute to Rachel, who died in a tragic breakfast accident, while Scenes from a Hat topics include flight attendants and speaking body parts

Special episode featuring a compilation of the funniest games, memorable moments and outtakes, incl the new game Scene With Masks

Team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are joined by Dr Christian Jessen, Girls Aloud's Kimberley Walsh and comedians Russell Kane and Josh Widdicombe. Presented by Jimmy Carr

Highlights of the latest run of the irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, who is joined by team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock

Jesus and Satan put their lives on the line when they fight a battle for spiritual domination that interferes with Cartman's birthday party

Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Stan fall head over heels in love with their supply teacher, Miss Ellen

The boys find a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster

Stand-up comedy courtesy of the manic funnyman, recorded at London's Lyric Theatre as part of his Different Planet tour

Desi Lydic digs into Trump's ominous big announcement, the president renames the Persian Gulf and another US fighter jet falls off an aircraft carrier. Author John Green guests

Joey turns up in Las Vegas to begin filming his first major movie role, but receives disappointing news. Phoebe tries to remember why she hates Ross so much

Part one of two. The pals visit Las Vegas, where surprises await them, while Ross misinterprets Rachel's intentions and embarks on a campaign to humiliate her in public

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore