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Cartman heads to Somalia, accompanied by Butters and a small group of recruits, to fulfil his dream of becoming a pirate

Ike is tormented by seeing dead celebrities, including Billy Mays, Farrah Fawcett, and David Carradine, so Kyle and the boys call on professional ghost hunters to help him

The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice host Tom Allen hows viewers around his (parents') home, while People Just Do Nothing star Allan Mustafa gives a tour of his home studio

The friends must purchase groinal protection cups for physical education class

Sketches include a drug deal that goes bad, a mobster who is a big cry baby, and Darius Rucker dealing with his Hootie past

Michael presents music by Ellie Goulding, Jermaine Jenas bravely hands over his mobile and a contestant appears on a bizarre edition of The Wheel

Desi Lydic takes on the only story big enough to eclipse the Epstein files: Sydney Sweeney's controversial denim ad. Arrested Development star Tony Hale is tonight's guest

Rachel reveals the identity of the father of her baby, while Chandler and Monica go on their honeymoon, but are constantly upstaged by another couple

Ross and Rachel's attempt to explain how they ended up in bed together descends into an argument about who made the first move

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