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Mike is unimpressed when he catches Mandy sneaking into the house, while Kristin tries to keep her dates with Ryan a secret. American comedy, starring Tim Allen

Mike hires a private soccer coach to help Eve land a scholarship, and the ladies are very happy with his choice. American comedy, starring Tim Allen

Ray's efforts to take an interest in one of Ally's hobbies backfire, leaving him searching for a particularly rare trading card to make amends

Debra finally prepares a palatable meal, much to the surprise of her long-suffering family, who have grown accustomed to a steady stream of culinary disasters

Ray and Debra decide it is high time Marie and Frank had a social circle of their own, and encourage them to make new friends - but the plan backfires. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Debra shocks Ray by revealing she would like more time alone, making him fear their marriage may be heading for the rocks. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Patricia Heaton

Paul loses James's money in a card game and Mike tries to conceal the Mayor's membership of an all-male club

Stacy's grandmother puts a curse on Mike, after he persuades her to move out

Part one of two. Mike's old flame steps back into his life and Paul makes plans to propose to Claudia. Michael J Fox and Richard Kind star

Part two of two. Everyone in the office reflects on what it would be like to be Michael Flaherty's partner

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview, jeopardising his role as Dr Ramoray, and Chandler's flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Guest starring Tom Selleck

Chandler begins to have doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves

Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future

Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk, while Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi

Rachel's birthday party is enlivened by two people she did not count on turning up - her parents. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas and Ron Leibman

Phoebe catches chickenpox just as her seafaring boyfriend returns home, while Joey gets a job at Chandler's company. Guest starring Charlie Sheen

The subject of children proves a thorny one for Monica and Richard and Rachel attends her former fiance's wedding

Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand

Ross prepares to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but soon regrets his decision

Phoebe learns she has attracted the unwanted attentions of a stalker, and Monica comes up with a plan to deal with her broodiness. With guest star David Arquette

Chandler ponders the importance of commitment and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent

Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work

Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Comedy starring Matthew Perry, with Maggie Wheeler

Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, and Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband - but the wrong one is delivered

Phoebe convinces herself she is a walking jinx who keeps causing people to die mysteriously, while Chandler and Janice make a decision about their relationship

A Valentine's Day-themed stand-up special featuring characters including Walter, Bubba J, Peanut, Jose Jalapeno

Satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle, who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings

Part one of three. An encounter with a leprechaun leads the boys to a bizarre world where anything can happen, but a terrorist attack leaves them facing a tough choice

Part two of three. Stan and Kyle are held captive by government agents determined to find a way into Imaginationland, while Cartman tries to win a bet

Part three of three. Stan and Butters fight for their lives against an army of imaginary evil forces, and the Supreme Court declares war

Stan and Kyle become addicted to a guitar game, but the former decides he will have more success with a different partner

Fr Maxi struggles to deliver his sermon amid constant jokes, so Butters attempts to console him, but the rest of the town takes their new friendship the wrong way

Mr Hankey is fired from directing the annual holiday pageant after posting offensive tweets, and enlists Kyle's help to regain his reputation

The boys try to donate sperm at a regular bank, then they invent a new Burger World menu item that will make them rich.

Extended version of the comedy quiz. Hannibal Buress, Sam Buttery, Stephen Mangan and Katherine Ryan join captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock on the comedy quiz. Jimmy Carr hosts

A neighbor pays Beavis and Butt-Head to wash his classic car. They decide to dry the vehicle with a joyride

A Valentine's Day-themed stand-up special featuring characters including Walter, Bubba J, Peanut, Jose Jalapeno

Part one of two. The American stand-up comedian compiles sketches on the theme of the number two, including jokes about women's toilets, competing uncles and deja vu

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a love scene makes quite an impression on her, and Chandler plans to whisk Monica away

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore