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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q play the 'laugh man standing' challenge, and then try to get strangers to repeat the strange backstory of the Gatto dogs

The guys ask people for help with writing bizarre answers on a questionnaire, and then fall in love with total strangers in the park. The loser has to ruin an autograph session

Ray overhears Debra's parents discussing marriage counselling when they come over for Thanksgiving. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Ray is sneezed upon at the airport and convinces himself he has caught something serious, so the long-suffering Debra is lumbered with looking after him. Ray Romano stars

Ray becomes the butt of embarrassing jibes for failing to consider Debra's feelings, and vows to be more attentive in future

Ray gets the chance to cover the Super Bowl for his newspaper - but feels guilty about not asking Debra to accompany him. Ray Romano stars

Mike struggles to come to terms with the discovery that his childhood pal has more in common with Carter than meets the eye. Guest starring Lou Diamond Phillips

The mayor gets involved with the handing over of the Olympic flame - but Stuart loses the torch-bearer

The mayor volunteers to donate a kidney as a publicity stunt, and Carter tries to prove his youth by partying with Stacy all night

Goodwill is in short supply at the mayor's Thanksgiving dinner, and Stacy accidentally kisses Stuart. Comedy, starring Michael J Fox

Phoebe receives shocking news about her past, while Monica mourns her previous relationships, prompting Chandler to offer his services as a boyfriend

Rachel realises she wants to start dating Ross again and writes him an 18-page letter expressing her feelings. Phoebe and her estranged mother discover they have a lot in common

Monica goes on a date with her high-school heart-throb and Phoebe convinces herself a stray cat is the reincarnation of her long-dead mother

Chandler finds himself in hot water while dating Rachel's pushy boss, and Monica sets out to prove her mother wrong

Joey agrees to help the building's caretaker with his dance practice to stop him evicting Rachel and Monica

Chandler falls for Joey's latest date, Rachel discovers her new boyfriend is a thief and Phoebe desperately tries to catch a cold

Chandler gets on more intimate terms with Joey's girlfriend, and Ross's latest conquest reveals a grubby secret

Chandler is racked with guilt for kissing Joey's girlfriend and embarks on a wild spending spree in a misguided effort to keep his pal from discovering the truth

Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a packing crate as penance for kissing Kathy. Monica visits Richard's son, who finds her every bit as attractive as his father did

Things start looking up for the gang as Monica gets a career opportunity that is too good to turn down and Rachel is offered a promotion

Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his workmates, and Phoebe writes a seasonal song for her friends

Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey gets involved in a class struggle

Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test, while the friends' competitive spirit gets the better of them

Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her out on a date, while Chandler's girlfriend is driven away by his jealousy. Guest starring Tate Donovan

Rachel comes to regret asking Ross for a favour, and Charlton Heston discovers his co-star Joey in a compromising position on the first day of filming

Ross makes the mistake of agreeing to a game of rugby with Emily's tough English friends, and one of Chandler's old flames turns up out of the blue

The actor and his 20-year-old son Barney hit the road together, travelling more than 2,000 miles from Los Angeles to New Orleans

The pair arrive in the southwestern state of Arizona, where Bradley and Barney ride through a desert ghost town, before attending a Cowboy College

Extended version of the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, with guests David Hasselhoff, Rachel Riley, Rob Beckett and Justin Moorhouse

Jamali Maddix, London Hughes, Josh Jones and Celya AB join Iain for a no-holds-barred roast of viral chaos and online absurdity

A performance from the comedian's 2011 tour, recorded in front of an audience of 13,000 fans at Manchester Arena, in which he reveals how becoming a star has changed his life

Satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle, who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings

Kyle is placed in a detention camp after Cartman reports him to ICE, while Randy struggles to cope with other South Park citizens growing their own weed at home

Randy lands himself in big trouble on a visit to China, while Stan starts a band to work out his frustration over having to move away from South Park

Randy revels in a Tegridy Farms milestone, while Cartman stands his ground and refuses to be vaccinated

Beavis is bitten by a dog and ends up having to go to hospital for rabies injections

A stand-up performance recorded at the London Palladium, featuring the comedian's unique style of sharp, acerbic wit and camp, riotous storytelling

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Ross treats himself to a spray tan, but fails to follow the instructions, while Rachel and Joey's first night together proves an awkward occasion. With Jennifer Coolidge

Emma's first birthday takes an unexpected turn with the delivery of a bawdy birthday cake. Guest starring Elliott Gould

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore