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Joe, Murr, Q and Sal call out odd names while working at an office. Later, the guys ask park-goers for help with online dating profiles

The guys compete in a waiting room in the first-ever four-way challenge, ask park-goers if they agree or disagree on an odd topic, and try to lead a kids' art class as the teachers

Debra and Ray grow irritated by Robert and Amy's over-the-top displays of affection - especially when the pair start giving them relationship advice. Starring Ray Romano

Gianni is hired to do some work on the kitchen, but infuriates Debra with his laziness. Comedy, starring Ray Romano, Jon Manfrellotti and Patricia Heaton

Amy's brother comes to see her, but soon outstays his welcome. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Ray and Debra begin telling lies in a bid to cover up previous falsehoods, but Marie soon suspects what they are doing. Comedy, with Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton and Doris Roberts

Caitlin falls head over heels for a sexy philanthropist. Comedy series, starring Heather Locklear

Charlie and Tim try to impress Caitlin, while Stuart and Paul mistake Carter's sister for his lover

Part one of two. Charlie is shot on a night-time police ride-along. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

Part one of two. Mike pays a surprise visit, putting a crimp in Charlie's dreams of romance with Caitlin, while the mayor embarks on a relationship with a judge

Q, Murr and Sal clean out their garages before giving truly spooky presentations, while David Cross brings a sense of danger to the losing joker

Sal, Q and Murr show off the latest fashions for an awestruck crowd, before attempting to find true love. Brooke Shields doles out the punishment for the loser

Ross amuses Emma by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment

Rachel's sister Amy joins the gang for Thanksgiving, and Monica worries about her best china getting damaged. Guest starring Christina Applegate

Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, and Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate (guest star Selma Blair) stays behind to keep him company - and ends up making a pass at him

Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny

Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous, while Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates

Ross discovers who mugged him as a child. Chandler's internship gets off to an uninspiring start and Joey endures a draining audition. Guest starring Jeff Goldblum

Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler, while Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy

Everyone except Ross decides to play the lottery, but Phoebe throws their tickets away. Chandler waits for an important phone call, and Rachel thinks Emma will soon start talking

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a love scene makes quite an impression on her, and Chandler plans to whisk Monica away

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him

The comedian on stage in Glasgow in 2015, musing on economics, art history and diet tips, as well as the rigours of growing up and adapting to his new-found place in the world

Satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle, who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings

Cartman takes it upon himself to keep order in South Park, becoming the town's sole vigilante until a rival superhero known as Mysterion challenges him

Cartman and Jimmy come up with the funniest joke of all time, but end up in danger when rapper Kanye West fails to understand the punchline

After Randy helps Stan cheat in a pinewood derby race, and an alien gangster's visit to South Park proves financially beneficial for the residents

Ike is tormented by seeing dead celebrities, including Billy Mays, Farrah Fawcett, and David Carradine, so Kyle and the boys call on professional ghost hunters to help him

Cartman launches a campaign against Student Body President Wendy Testaburger when he takes over the morning school announcements

America becomes obsessed with rich men having sex with lots of women and Kyle and Butters end up being labelled as sex addicts and placed in treatment

Extended version of the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, with Micky Flanagan, Hari Kondabolu, Tess Daly and Krishnan Guru-Murthy joining captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson

Andy Parsons returns with his fifth UK tour, delivering more of his acerbic wit and sharp satire

Crystal Rasmussen and Candy Warhol offer advice about love, with Tim Renkow wanting to be more romantic with his girlfriend, while Cosmina would like to stop dating bad boys

The American stand-up comedian combines animation, live performance and music to compile sketches on the theme of space, including stars and sleeping positions on planes

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort, while Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

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