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Q, Murr, Sal and Joe share some TMI texts with strangers, then try to sabotage each other at a dating event. Plus, the loser gets a special donation from one of the other guys

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q cruise a food court while sending texts to strangers, then throw caution to the wind

Debra and Ray visit Frank and Marie, only to learn they are facing eviction from their new home - so Robert is forced to let them move back in with him

Ray realises that the angrier Debra gets, the better their sex life becomes - so he decides to stir up conflict between her and Marie

Members of the parent-teacher association complain about Debra's outfits, leaving Ray facing the task of persuading her to dress more conservatively

Ally comes home with a low grade on her report card, and Ray is inclined to blame her teacher. Ray Romano and Madylin Sweeten star

Caitlin takes a trip down memory lane but it takes a while for her to realise where she met Charlie before, and that her heart belongs to him

Caitlin visits a therapist for advice about the kiss she shared with Charlie, who accidentally eavesdrops on the session

Caitlin calls it a day with Tim and tells Charlie she's interested in dating him. Meanwhile, Paul and Carter feel threatened by the new temp in the office

Charlie and Caitlin struggle to find security in their new relationship, while the Mayor plans to outdo a rival

The first-ever episode of the comedy, in which Rachel arrives at the local cafe after jilting her fiance at the altar. Chandler and Joey encourage Ross to enjoy bachelorhood

Carol tells Ross she plans to raise his child with her lover Susan, but he can be involved if he wants. Meanwhile, Ross and Monica's parents announce they are coming to dinner

Monica shows off her new boyfriend to the rest of the group, Chandler starts smoking again and Phoebe has a windfall

The girls spend a night indoors spying on a good-looking neighbour with White House connections, while Joey and Chandler take Ross to a ice hockey game to keep his mind busy

Phoebe and Chandler decide to break up with their partners, while Ross joins Rachel on her first trip to a launderette - where a machine shortage leads to a tense stand-off

Chandler begins a relationship with a married woman, and Joey lands a film role with a difference - as a naked body-double for Al Pacino

A power cut leaves Chandler trapped in a bank's ATM lobby with a stunning model. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date, and Joey learns something about Monica

The pals pay their last respects at the funeral of Ross and Monica's grandmother, and Chandler is disturbed to discover his colleagues all assume he is gay

Phoebe is not relishing the thought of spending the holidays with her grandmother and her boyfriend, sparking a mass exodus to Monica's for Thanksgiving dinner

The gang celebrates New Year's Eve with a party at Monica and Rachel's flat, and Ross gets a new room-mate - a monkey

Chandler's flamboyant mother arrives in town for a TV appearance to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno

Monica finds herself with a dozen large lasagnes on her hands, and Rachel ends her relationship with Paolo, while Joey and Chandler go shopping for a new kitchen table

Chandler catches a glimpse of Rachel in the nude - so she promptly demands he bare all to redress the balance. Joey is disturbed by news about his father

Ross bumps into his ex-wife, while Chandler meets an old flame during a double date with Joey, and Rachel, Monica and Phoebe have a run-in with some firefighters

Monica applies to become head chef in a fancy restaurant, but the owner is too high on drugs to appreciate the food she prepares to impress him

Part one of two. Phoebe feels neglected when she learns Joey has fallen in love with her identical twin, while Chandler struggles when he is asked to fire an attractive employee

Genetically designed twin brothers who were separated at birth set out on an adventure in search of their unknown mother. Comedy, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito

Jimmy Carr hosts an extended edition alongside regular team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson, plus guests Sarah Millican, Miles Jupp, Chris Kamara and Jennie Bond

The boys try to write the most offensive book ever - but when Stan's mum finds it, they pin the blame on Butters. However, their hapless friend is then hailed as a literary genius

Randy deliberately gives himself testicular cancer so that he is allowed to buy medicinal marijuana. Meanwhile, the state bans Cartman's favourite brand of fried chicken

The 'Coon - Cartman's vigilante alter-ego - prepares to lead his team of heroes in finding a solution to the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, but another crime-fighter beats them to it

'Coon resolves to get revenge on Mysterion and his fellow superheroes

A woman mistakes Beavis and Butt-Head's house for an Airbnb, so they think she wants to score. Middle-aged Beavis & Butt-head work and live at Burger World

A stand-up show by the comedian, tackling communist health and safety posters and his overtly biblical appearance

Advice for a man who is having trouble adjusting to his parents' divorce and a woman who wants to know when to introduce new partners to her daughter

The American stand-up comedian focuses his attention on the theme of control, performing sketches based on court orders, secret agents and bad flatmates

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Part one of two. Phoebe falls in love, Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Joey dates a crazed fan. Brooke Shields and Chris Isaak guest star

Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank. Guest starring Julia Roberts

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