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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q propose odd TV shows to the public and do what they are told at a department store, with this edition's punishment involving a fundraising event at a theatre

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q do and say whatever they are told while posing as dentists, and then compete head-to-head in trying not to laugh while the other makes a scene at a donut shop

Disaster strikes during an attempt to win the approval of the former mayor of New York. Michael J Fox stars

Ashley considers a career move into the world of television

Carter and Nikki fake a wedding in protest at the Mayor's view on same-sex marriages. Comedy, starring Barry Bostwick

Mike asks an influential New York developer for a favour, and Paul is robbed _ which understandably prompts him to stop lecturing on the city's reduced crime

Debra nags Raymond to tidy up after himself, but he is more concerned with a letter he has received from his sporting hero - which accidentally ends up in the bin

An offhand remark has dire consequences for Ray, who cannot understand why everyone is so upset. Ray Romano stars

Frank puts salt on Marie's home-made lasagne, causing her to think she has lost her touch in the kitchen

Amy chats non-stop through a basketball game, prompting Ray to suggest that she talks too much - a criticism she does not take well

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood

Rachel and Monica suffer a humiliating defeat while playing poker with Chandler and Joey, and demand a rematch. Rachel decides to look for a new job

Rachel loses Ross's pet monkey, prompting the gang to form a search party to find it. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer

Chandler is distressed at being ignored by the woman he is dating, while Rachel and her former fiance get back together. Guest starring Jennifer Grey

Ross's pet monkey reaches puberty and drives everyone crazy with its uncontrollable antics, while Monica searches for the thief who stole her credit card

Chandler finds his workmates treat him differently since his promotion. Monica dates a high-school senior, and Ross's ex-wife goes into labour

Carol finally gives birth, but Ross and Susan nearly miss out on the big event thanks to Phoebe, who locks them in a cupboard to stop them bickering

Chandler lets slip about Ross's feelings for Rachel while the palaeontologist is on a trip to China, giving her time to decide what to do about the revelation

Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort, while Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place

Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document

GK Barry, Jamali Maddix and Jimmmy pass judgement on people including a woman who lied about her age to a partner and a mother who took extreme measures over her daughter's mess

Barney celebrates his birthday with a trip to the iconic Niagara Falls, before he and his father Bradley head to Vermont

On the final leg of their journey, the pair continue through the snow to New Hampshire, before going lobster fishing in the sub-zero temperatures of Maine

The Glaswegian comedian returns to his home town, treating a sell-out crowd at the SECC Arena to his usual blend of social commentary, astute observations and sharp one-liners

Tony's pitch for an important proposal is undermined by computer issues, while Nat and Rhonda deal with community backlash from a prematurely announced construction project