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Darren Harriott narrates another batch of online clips, featuring disastrous dives and stupid surfers, and a guide to pranking your friends

Darren Harriott narrates another batch of online clips, showing how not to get a promotion at work, while cycling goes head-to-head with running

Sara Pascoe and team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott welcome Fred Sirieix, Rhys James, Jo Brand and Dani Dyer into the loft to play guessing games

A compatibility test determines that Tim and Jill are unsuited as a couple, so he sets out to prove it wrong. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim treats Jill to some dancing lessons for their anniversary. However, the handyman's moves are less than desirable. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim ignores Jill's directions on the way to a wedding - and drives them into another state. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

A woodpecker moves into the Taylor household, and Brad struggles to understand his difficult maths lessons. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Though Mike is happy teaching Eve how to drive, he suggests Vanessa take over so she can have a chance to bond with her daughter. American comedy, starring Tim Allen

Vanessa encourages Mandy to enjoy college life and join a sorority, while Ed goes undercover. Comedy, starring Tim Allen

Jake adopts a dog, while Becker tries every trick in the book to wriggle out of jury service. Comedy, starring Ted Danson

Jake asks a friendly woman to go on a date with him - but the discovery that she too is blind puts him off her. Comedy, starring Ted Danson, with Terry Farrell

Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, and Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate (guest star Selma Blair) stays behind to keep him company - and ends up making a pass at him

Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny

Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous, while Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates

Ross discovers who mugged him as a child. Chandler's internship gets off to an uninspiring start and Joey endures a draining audition. Guest starring Jeff Goldblum

Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler, while Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy

Everyone except Ross decides to play the lottery, but Phoebe throws their tickets away. Chandler waits for an important phone call, and Rachel thinks Emma will soon start talking

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a love scene makes quite an impression on her, and Chandler plans to whisk Monica away

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage

Monica and Chandler consider their options after learning they cannot conceive a baby naturally, and invite a potential sperm donor round for dinner

The comedian's debut stand-up show, in which the Bafta-nominated star takes shots at everyone from his children to a stranger in a coffee shop

Danny and Debbie pursue a relationship after a one-night stand, despite the warnings of their cynical friends. Romantic comedy remake, with Michael Ealy and Joy Bryant

Guests Craig Revel Horwood, Rick Edwards, David O'Doherty and Ellie Taylor join team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock. Presented by Jimmy Carr

Team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock welcome Christian Jessen, Lorraine Kelly, Sarah Millican and Tom Rosenthal to the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr

Al Murray dispenses another dose of satire and philosophy in the guise of a patriotic and xenophobic British pub landlord

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Chris Lee and Greg Proops

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Colin Mochrie, Wayne Brady and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Kaila Mullady and Jonathan Mangum

In London's West End, Rose performs her Edinburgh Comedy Award-winning stand-up show, a whirlwind of mid-twenties angst and fizzing obsession

A satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Part two of two. Monica is left reeling by Richard's proposal, putting pressure on Chandler to bite the bullet and ask her to marry him instead

Rachel cajoles Joey into taking Tag on a boys' night out and Chandler has trouble striking the right pose for his engagement photograph