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Stand-up star Rob Beckett, Romeo of the Cirque du Soleil, and electro-pop trio Years and Years perform, and Michael hijacks Bruno Tonioli's mobile phone in Celebrity Send To All

The guys persuade a focus group participant to sign off on different contract items, then must get a stranger to listen to them reading their daughter's diary entries

The guys learn a hard lesson about being kind to food service staff, before giving relationship advice. SNL's Colin Jost gives the losing Joker a shock in his punishment

The guys have people test drinks that may cause bizarre side-effects, before hitting the gym. The losing Joker is put through many indignities in Rob Riggle's murder mystery

Sal, Q, and Murr slather on the charm for a film shoot for a commercial before focusing on delivering some hard truths

Jess takes matters into her own hands when her sister Abby announces that she has decided to stay in Los Angeles on a permanent basis. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel

Abby and Schmidt's relationship forces Jess to re-evaluate her and Nick's need for space and independence. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel

Jess hires Coach as her school's new volleyball instructor, but then immediately has to get rid of him. Meanwhile, Schmidt finds himself being sued

Jess and Nick face some truths about their relationship, and Schmidt, Winston and Coach scramble to make a better second impression on their attractive new neighbours

Part one of two. Chandler's nerves get the better of him on the eve of his wedding. Joey rehearses for a film role, while Phoebe and Rachel make a startling discovery

Part two of two. The gang continues to search for the missing Chandler, who is still suffering premarital jitters. Gary Oldman and Kathleen Turner guest star

Rachel tries to decide what to do next, while Phoebe takes some of the heat off her by claiming she is the one who is pregnant. Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow star

Joey becomes convinced Phoebe is pregnant and proposes to her so she will not have to be a single mother - but Monica quickly tells him the truth

Rachel reveals the identity of the father of her baby, while Chandler and Monica go on their honeymoon, but are constantly upstaged by another couple

Ross and Rachel's attempt to explain how they ended up in bed together descends into an argument about who made the first move

Ross is horrified to learn Rachel is going on a date with a handsome soap star, and Chandler sabotages a workmate's chance of promotion

Phoebe finds herself attracted to twin sister Ursula's fiance at Monica's Halloween party, while Rachel encounters some cruel trick-or-treaters. Guest starring Sean Penn

Pregnant Rachel considers moving out, prompting Ross to tell her about a vacancy in his building, and Joey creates a nursery in an effort to make her stay. With Sean Penn

Rachel tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona

The gang celebrates Thanksgiving and Monica invites old school friend Will, the only student who was fatter than her - unaware of his animosity toward Rachel. With Brad Pitt

Phoebe discovers Ben goes to school with Sting's son, and Monica spends a fortune on a new pair of boots, only to find they hurt her feet. Guest starring Trudie Styler

Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Ross gives Mona the key to his apartment and Rachel propositions Joey

Rachel hits the town with Joey to coach him for a big date the following night, but the pair are so compatible they begin to see each other in a new light

Joey agonises over his feelings for Rachel, but Monica mistakenly believes he is infatuated with Phoebe. Chandler discovers the pleasures of a scented bath

A concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital and realises his romantic feelings for her could be excluding Ross from the joys of fatherhood

Stand-up star Rob Beckett, Romeo of the Cirque du Soleil, and electro-pop trio Years and Years perform, and Michael hijacks Bruno Tonioli's mobile phone in Celebrity Send To All

A stand-up performance by the comedian at Wembley Arena, where he entertained a sell-out crowd in 2009 with a routine centred on his take on life

Randall questions if he really wants to live with Mark, while Grimes's mummy returns from the dead, only to find fault with everything he is doing

Rosie Jones hosts the game show all about judgements and first impressions, with Kerry Godliman and Mike Wozniak joining team captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love

KG Tha Comedian is joined by Eddie Kadi, Grace Alijore and Travis Jay to debate which food is worthy of a spot in the time capsule

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online featuring teenagers, with epic tantrums and fails galore

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online featuring parties, from cake calamities to Halloween horrors

Officer Barbrady learns to read - with help from the driver of the mobile library

Kyle has to visit the school nurse - but is terrified when he sees what is attached to her head

Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington join Ricky to discuss the meaning of popular wartime expressions and what life must be like for a soldier's spouse

Karl Pilkington, Stephen Merchant and Ricky discuss the problems of over-zealous sports fans, cheating and saliva production

A satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Todd takes refuge on the boys' couch to hide from a rival gang and they suffer greatly for their idiotic attempts at protecting him

Phoebe holds a coaching session for a nervous Chandler before a job interview. Monica is stung by criticism from a restaurant reviewer, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous

Phoebe and Monica bet on when Rachel's baby will arrive, while Chandler falls asleep at the premiere of Joey's new film

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore