Comedy Central Wednesday

A chance to buy bargains galore

Teleshopping feature bringing you the hottest destinations and latest deals to ensure your next cruise is your greatest one

The lively comedian introduces music by Katherine Jenkins and a performance by stage mentalist Colin Cloud. Plus, Robbie Savage hands over his mobile phone in Celebrity Send To All

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pitch odd TV shows as execs to the public and work behind the counter at a barbecue restaurant, with the loser facing a psychic named Jesse Bravo

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q work in pairs giving presentations about living life to its fullest, and pose as janitors giving responses to questions and statements over walkie-talkies

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Penn & Teller and Gary Anthony Williams

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Keegan-Michael Key

Winston has to pass a home visit as part of his police academy training - but his chances look slim when Jess admits she is in possession of certain illegal substances

Nick pretends to be gay so Jess's new boyfriend will feel less threatened, while Schmidt cannot get his head round the news that Cece is considering having her breasts reduced

The teachers attend a conference led by education guru Brenda Brown (guest star Lisa Bonet) - and with Jess out town, Nick, Schmidt and Winston decide to have a wild weekend

Schmidt regrets trying to understand the way women work after Jesse and Cece have a fight. Nick goes out on a date with Tran's granddaughter, who Winston believes has a secret

In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates

Ross discovers who mugged him as a child. Chandler's internship gets off to an uninspiring start and Joey endures a draining audition. Guest starring Jeff Goldblum

Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a love scene makes quite an impression on her, and Chandler plans to whisk Monica away

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage

Monica and Chandler consider their options after learning they cannot conceive a baby naturally, and invite a potential sperm donor round for dinner

Double bill. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler accidentally ruins the only copy of his keynote speech

Rachel and Joey struggle to find the words to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Phoebe makes the alarming discovery that Mike has a girlfriend

Ross invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of his triplets, while the Bings learn more about adoption

Ross treats himself to a spray tan, but fails to follow the instructions, while Rachel and Joey's first night together proves an awkward occasion. With Jennifer Coolidge

Emma's first birthday takes an unexpected turn with the delivery of a bawdy birthday cake. Guest starring Elliott Gould

Rachel's clueless sister Amy offers to babysit Emma and ends up giving the unfortunate child a makeover, while Joey writes a letter of recommendation for the Bings

Special episode featuring a compilation of the funniest games, memorable moments and outtakes, incl the new game Scene With Masks

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Jeff Bryan Davis and Rachel Bloom

An incompetent teacher shepherds his class on a school trip to Cornwall, which leads them into trouble with the locals. Comedy, starring Jack Whitehall and Harry Enfield

Beavis and Butt-Head screw up their class' fundraising project

A miniaturised Leonard, Grimes and Mark must track an ant-sized arsonist through Twayne's body to bring him to justice

Highlights of the game show all about judgement and first impressions, hosted by Rosie Jones, with team captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing outrageous online videos featuring children, with bonkers babies, playground pratfalls and ludicrous little monsters

Greg James narrates a showcase of outrageous holiday videos found online, featuring beach disasters, poolside pratfalls and terrible tourists

Cartman undergoes a personal journey, while the boys investigates a mystery at the planetarium

The boys build rival clubhouses and Stan invites Wendy to take part in a game of truth or dare

Stand-up comedy performed in front of a sell-out crowd at London's Hammersmith Apollo, featuring observations on fatherhood, life on the road and the 'man drawer'

A satirical sideswipe at news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Beavis' complete lack of hygiene causes the hospitalization of many Burger World customers, as well as the temporary closure of the restaurant

Beavis and Butthead adopt a dog

The gang celebrates New Year's Eve with a party at Monica and Rachel's flat, and Ross gets a new room-mate - a monkey

Chandler's flamboyant mother arrives in town for a TV appearance to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore