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Mike hires a private soccer coach to help Eve land a scholarship, and the ladies are very happy with his choice. American comedy, starring Tim Allen

Mike enjoys a run-in with Bill McKendree at a baseball game, while Mandy has her laptop and phone taken away after failing a history exam. American comedy, starring Tim Allen

Ross amuses Emma by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment

Rachel's sister Amy joins the gang for Thanksgiving, and Monica worries about her best china getting damaged. Guest starring Christina Applegate

Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, and Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate (guest star Selma Blair) stays behind to keep him company - and ends up making a pass at him

Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny

Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous, while Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates

Ross discovers who mugged him as a child. Chandler's internship gets off to an uninspiring start and Joey endures a draining audition. Guest starring Jeff Goldblum

Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a love scene makes quite an impression on her, and Chandler plans to whisk Monica away

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage

Monica and Chandler consider their options after learning they cannot conceive a baby naturally, and invite a potential sperm donor round for dinner

Double bill. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler accidentally ruins the only copy of his keynote speech

Rachel and Joey struggle to find the words to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Phoebe makes the alarming discovery that Mike has a girlfriend

Ross invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of his triplets, while the Bings learn more about adoption

Ross treats himself to a spray tan, but fails to follow the instructions, while Rachel and Joey's first night together proves an awkward occasion. With Jennifer Coolidge

Emma's first birthday takes an unexpected turn with the delivery of a bawdy birthday cake. Guest starring Elliott Gould

An overweight and overeager security guard leaps into action when criminals lay siege to the shopping mall he diligently patrols. Comedy, starring Kevin James and Keir O'Donnell

A computer salesman's wife is unaware her boring husband leads a double life as a secret agent. James Cameron's action comedy, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jamie Lee Curtis

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Jeff Bryan Davis and Rachel Bloom

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Jack Osbourne and Nyima Funk

Aisha Tyler hosts another compilation special, featuring questionable rapping skills in Get Down and the cast crooning through a smooth song about rowing in Lounge Lizards

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Mircea Monroe and Gary Anthony Williams

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Kat Graham and Greg Proops

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q lead meditation sessions that leave their victims with a lot to think about, with this edition's big loser receiving the very first 24-hour punishment

Two friends envy each other's lives, but when they magically switch bodies, they both learn that the other does not have it so easy. Comedy, with Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds

A miniaturised Leonard, Grimes and Mark must track an ant-sized arsonist through Twayne's body to bring him to justice

Clare Balding, Jason Manford, Russell Kane and Dane Baptiste join host Sara Pascoe and team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott on this new comedy game show

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