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The comedian introduces music by All Saints, while Alex Jones hands over her mobile phone in Celebrity Send to All

Sal, Joe, Q and Murr get together virtually to talk about the show and things that happened to them in their daily lives over the past week

Sal, Joe, Q and Murr get together virtually to talk about the show and things that happened to them in their daily lives over the past week

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Jordin Sparks and Greg Proops

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Maile Brady and Jeff Bryan Davis

Jess crashes a funeral in the hope of deleting a sex text she recently sent to the deceased. Winston is desperate to get to know his police partner Aly on a more personal level

Jess attends a charity golf tournament, but in her attempts to make a good impression, she ends up in the sand trap. Winston lies to a beautiful woman about being a cop

Phoebe is not relishing the thought of spending the holidays with her grandmother and her boyfriend, sparking a mass exodus to Monica's for Thanksgiving dinner

The gang celebrates New Year's Eve with a party at Monica and Rachel's flat, and Ross gets a new room-mate - a monkey

Chandler's flamboyant mother arrives in town for a TV appearance to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno

Monica finds herself with a dozen large lasagnes on her hands, and Rachel ends her relationship with Paolo, while Joey and Chandler go shopping for a new kitchen table

Chandler catches a glimpse of Rachel in the nude - so she promptly demands he bare all to redress the balance. Joey is disturbed by news about his father

Ross bumps into his ex-wife, while Chandler meets an old flame during a double date with Joey, and Rachel, Monica and Phoebe have a run-in with some firefighters

Monica applies to become head chef in a fancy restaurant, but the owner is too high on drugs to appreciate the food she prepares to impress him

Part one of two. Phoebe feels neglected when she learns Joey has fallen in love with her identical twin, while Chandler struggles when he is asked to fire an attractive employee

Part two of two. Rachel and Monica fall out over two doctors, played by Noah Wyle and George Clooney, while Ross muses with his father on impending parenthood

Rachel and Monica suffer a humiliating defeat while playing poker with Chandler and Joey, and demand a rematch. Rachel decides to look for a new job

Rachel loses Ross's pet monkey, prompting the gang to form a search party to find it. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer

Chandler is distressed at being ignored by the woman he is dating, while Rachel and her former fiance get back together. Guest starring Jennifer Grey

Ross's pet monkey reaches puberty and drives everyone crazy with its uncontrollable antics, while Monica searches for the thief who stole her credit card

Chandler finds his workmates treat him differently since his promotion. Monica dates a high-school senior, and Ross's ex-wife goes into labour

Carol finally gives birth, but Ross and Susan nearly miss out on the big event thanks to Phoebe, who locks them in a cupboard to stop them bickering

Chandler lets slip about Ross's feelings for Rachel while the palaeontologist is on a trip to China, giving her time to decide what to do about the revelation

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Jeff Bryan Davis

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Alyson Hannigan

The comedian performs before his home-town audience in Manchester during his 2009 tour, offering his thoughts on the rules of driving and the proper way to use a urinal

The comedian introduces music by All Saints, while Alex Jones hands over her mobile phone in Celebrity Send to All

Randall demonstrates the power of his recently replaced arm and replaces Mark as the quarterback of an intramural football team

The return of the panel show in which celebrities revisit their teenage years, with Dara O Briain, Susie Dent and Layton Williams joining Rhod on the first edition