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7:00 AM
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8:00 AM
Home Improvement
Tim and Mark fall out
Tim and his son Mark fall out over a missing penknife, prompting a flurry of accusations. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

8:35 AM
Home Improvement
Wilson is attracted to Jill's professor
Wilson is attracted to Jill's professor, but he struggles to tell her his true feelings. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

9:00 AM
Home Improvement
Tim puts Jill's nose out of joint
With a family wedding imminent, Tim's selfish behaviour puts Jill's nose out of joint

9:30 AM
Home Improvement
Tim gets the chance of a lifetime
Tim is offered the chance to broadcast Tool Time across the nation, but it means firing Al. Comedy, starring Tim Allen

10:00 AM
Last Man Standing
Mike and Vanessa ruin Mandy's plans to throw a house party
Mandy plans to host a house party - with alcohol - while her parents are away, but is forced to change tack when Mike and Vanessa return home early

10:30 AM
Last Man Standing
Mandy changes her mind about accepting a promising fashion internship in New York
Mandy excitedly announces she will be attending her dream internship with a fashion designer in New York, but leaves Mike and Vanessa puzzled when she suddenly changes her mind

11:00 AM
Takeshi's Castle
Game show, narrated by Jonathan Ross
Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross

11:30 AM
Takeshi's Castle
Game show, narrated by Jonathan Ross
Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross

12:00 PM
Guessable?
Comedy panel show, hosted by Sara Pascoe
Clare Balding, Jason Manford, Russell Kane and Dane Baptiste join host Sara Pascoe and team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott on this new comedy game show

1:00 PM
Friends
Chandler makes up for kissing Kathy
Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a packing crate as penance for kissing Kathy. Monica visits Richard's son, who finds her every bit as attractive as his father did

1:30 PM
Friends
Rachel is offered a promotion
Things start looking up for the gang as Monica gets a career opportunity that is too good to turn down and Rachel is offered a promotion

2:00 PM
Friends
Ross starts a long-distance relationship
Ross embarks on a long-distance relationship, Chandler sets Rachel up with one of his workmates, and Phoebe writes a seasonal song for her friends

2:30 PM
Friends
Phoebe's half-brother makes an announcement
Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey gets involved in a class struggle

3:00 PM
Friends
Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test
Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test, while the friends' competitive spirit gets the better of them

3:30 PM
Friends
Rachel develops a crush
Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her out on a date, while Chandler's girlfriend is driven away by his jealousy. Guest starring Tate Donovan

4:00 PM
Friends
Charlton Heston discovers co-star Joey in a compromising position
Rachel comes to regret asking Ross for a favour, and Charlton Heston discovers his co-star Joey in a compromising position on the first day of filming

4:30 PM
Friends
Chandler's ex-girlfriend turns up
Ross makes the mistake of agreeing to a game of rugby with Emily's tough English friends, and one of Chandler's old flames turns up out of the blue

5:00 PM
Friends
Rachel organises a farewell party for Emily
Ross arranges a romantic last evening with Emily before she returns to England, but Rachel spoils his plans by organising a farewell party. Comedy, guest starring Helen Baxendale

5:30 PM
Friends
Ross opens his heart to Emily
Ross opens his heart to Emily, and Phoebe receives surprising news about her pregnancy. Chandler and Joey get free adult films on their TV

6:00 PM
Friends
Rachel's date ends in disaster
Rachel's date is ruined when Joshua's parents return home earlier than expected and catch her parading round in a skimpy nightie. With Tate Donovan

6:30 PM
Friends
Monica and Rachel plot to take back their old apartment
Monica and Rachel plot to take back their old apartment from the guys, and there are major changes afoot for Ross and Emily

7:00 PM
Friends
Joey's snoring exasperates Chandler
Chandler reaches the end of his tether over Joey's snoring, and Rachel has a drastic reaction to Ross's engagement

7:30 PM
Friends
Ross and Rachel reminisce
Ross reminisces with Rachel about the good times they had when they were dating, as the invitations go out for his wedding. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer

8:00 PM
Friends
Joey loses Ross's wedding ring
Joey loses Ross's wedding ring at the stag party, while Phoebe's pregnancy causes her to experience violent mood swings

8:30 PM
Friends
Part one of two. Ross sets off for England to marry Emily
Part one of two. Chandler, Joey and Monica set off to England for Ross's wedding to Emily, while Rachel and Phoebe stay at home. With Richard Branson and Sarah Ferguson

9:00 PM
Bad Moms
Comedy, starring Mila Kunis
Three overworked women are pushed beyond their limits and ditch their usual responsibilities for long overdue freedom and fun. Comedy, starring Mila Kunis

11:00 PM
Amy Schumer: Comedy Central Live
A stand-up special by the American comedian and actress
A stand-up special by the American comedian and actress in whcih she gives advice on how to use Facebook and how to avoid making out with homeless men

11:30 PM
Kevin Hart: Comedy Central Live
A performance by the comedian
Comedy Central presents this stand up special, which sees fully grown little man Kevin Hart tell tales of marital spats and growing up stupid

12:00 AM
8 Out of 10 Cats
With Olly Murs, Kimberly Wyatt, Matthew Crosby and Russell Peters
Guests Olly Murs, Kimberly Wyatt, Matthew Crosby and Russell Peters join team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson. Irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr

12:30 AM
8 Out of 10 Cats
With Jack Dee, David O'Doherty, Stacey Solomon and Alex James
Guests Jack Dee, David O'Doherty, Stacey Solomon and Alex James join team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock on the panel show. Presented by Jimmy Carr

1:00 AM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With guests Maile Brady and Jeff Bryan Davis
Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Maile Brady and Jeff Bryan Davis

1:30 AM
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
With guest Jeff Bryan Davis
Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Jeff Bryan Davis

2:00 AM
South Park
A casino takes over the town
A casino takes over South Park with the intention of forcing the residents to leave their land to make space for a new highway, but the boys urge the townsfolk to make a stand

2:30 AM
South Park
The boys discover it is hip to be gay
The boys discover the joys of homosexuality as they embark on a 'gay-off' with another gang to prove themselves the campest

3:00 AM
Ahir Shah: Dots
Stand-up special
Stand-up special in which the comic mulls over how clouds are formed, opens up about being a smoker in an anti-smoking society and planning a future for his yet-to-be-born children

3:45 AM
The Daily Show
Satirical talk show
A satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

4:10 AM
Friends
Rachel and Joey struggle to tell Ross about their kiss
Rachel and Joey struggle to find the words to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Phoebe makes the alarming discovery that Mike has a girlfriend

4:35 AM
Friends
Ross embarrasses himself
Ross invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of his triplets, while the Bings learn more about adoption
