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Jill announces she is going to return to college when she gets made redundant. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim lectures Jill after she covers a scratch on her car with nail polish, only to go and accidentally crush the vehicle. Meanwhile, Brad and Randy play a trick on Vinnie McGurn

Tim questions his own mortality as his 40th birthday arrives and Harry has a heart attack. Wilson insists he is overreacting and Jill surprises him with a flying lesson in a jet

Mark thinks the kids at school will make fun of him when he learns he needs glasses, but Jill convinces him to look on the bright side

Mike imposes a new set of rules in the Baxter household - but his attempts to promote discipline only create conflict between him and the girls

Mandy seeks revenge on her deceitful boyfriend with Kristin and Eve's help, while Mike is surprised to find that he and his new neighbour have a lot in common

Liza Tarbuck hosts as John Thomson, Ellie Taylor and Richard Blackwood join team captains Sue Perkins and Guz Khan to battle it out in a series of party games

After an accident, the boys discover they have been surgically attached

Ren and Stimpy find themselves in elf and gnome world

Joey appears on a quiz show, but ends up costing his partner the prize money. Phoebe's hen party revellers get a surprise. With Danny DeVito and Donny Osmond

Phoebe's big day arrives, but wedding planner Monica and stand-in father of the bride Joey take their roles a little too seriously

Joey persuades Phoebe to teach him French for an important audition, while Monica and Chandler show a pregnant Erica the sights of New York

Rachel heads to a restaurant for a job interview, only to find herself sitting at a table within earshot of her current boss. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler go house-hunting

Phoebe learns Joey's agent has died, but he is so upset about his friends moving away that she decides not to tell him. Meanwhile, Rachel worries about relocating to France

The gang throws a going-away party for Rachel, but she prefers to say her goodbyes individually. Monica packs for her new life in the suburbs with Chandler

Double bill. The last-ever episode of the comedy. Monica and Chandler wait for Erica to give birth and Rachel gets ready to start her job in Paris

The first-ever episode of the comedy, in which Rachel arrives at the local cafe after jilting her fiance at the altar. Chandler and Joey encourage Ross to enjoy bachelorhood

Carol tells Ross she plans to raise his child with her lover Susan, but he can be involved if he wants. Meanwhile, Ross and Monica's parents announce they are coming to dinner

Monica shows off her new boyfriend to the rest of the group, Chandler starts smoking again and Phoebe has a windfall

The girls spend a night indoors spying on a good-looking neighbour with White House connections, while Joey and Chandler take Ross to a ice hockey game to keep his mind busy

Phoebe and Chandler decide to break up with their partners, while Ross joins Rachel on her first trip to a launderette - where a machine shortage leads to a tense stand-off

Chandler begins a relationship with a married woman, and Joey lands a film role with a difference - as a naked body-double for Al Pacino

A power cut leaves Chandler trapped in a bank's ATM lobby with a stunning model. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date, and Joey learns something about Monica

The pals pay their last respects at the funeral of Ross and Monica's grandmother, and Chandler is disturbed to discover his colleagues all assume he is gay

The actor and his 20-year-old son Barney hit the road together, travelling more than 2,000 miles from Los Angeles to New Orleans

The pair arrive in the southwestern state of Arizona, where Bradley and Barney ride through a desert ghost town, before attending a Cowboy College

The comedian performs a stand-up show, recorded at the famous venue for a global streaming event

Dangle is promoted but must leave Reno and decides to settle a few scores before he says his goodbyes. Ben Garant and Thomas Lennon star

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jeff Davis in another bold attempt at making the points matter

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Heather Anne Campbell and star guest Padma Lakshmi (Top Chef)

Neil deGrasse Tyson relaxes at home, Keegan must keep it together during a job interview, a tailor deals with a gassy client, and the valets discuss Game of Thrones

The townsfolk celebrate Thanksgiving in their own unique way, with the children performing an unforgettable musical

Family and friends intervene to stop Cartman becoming the fattest boy in elementary school, while Kenny's more unusual talents are featured in his own TV show

A neighbor pays Beavis and Butt-Head to wash his classic car. They decide to dry the vehicle with a joyride

Beavis and Butt-Head kidnap Stewart so they can get ransom money to go to a concert

Principal McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-Head to prison on a Scared Straight program, due to their extreme misbehaviors on their files

Part two of two. The duo still find their way back into the gymnasium where the President is giving an assembly.

A performance by the stand-up comedian recorded at the culmination of his 2008 UK and Ireland tour at London's Hammersmith Apollo, in front of more than 3,000 fans

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Everyone except Ross decides to play the lottery, but Phoebe throws their tickets away. Chandler waits for an important phone call, and Rachel thinks Emma will soon start talking

Ross invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of his triplets, while the Bings learn more about adoption

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore