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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q work as waiters at a delicatessen, then get strangers to agree with an unpopular opinion at the park. The punishment involves posing as a scientist

The guys try to convince customers at a restaurant to pay unfair fees, and then team up to give presentations on team building

Robert is ecstatic when he is recommended for a job with the FBI, until it starts to look like Marie's intrusive ways may scupper his chances

Ray and Debra amuse the guests at a party by doing a wickedly accurate impersonation of Frank and Marie - who are not amused and respond in kind

Debra shows Ray some of her keepsakes from previous relationships, prompting a severe case of jealousy on his part

Ray steels himself for the delicate matter of telling Ally where babies come from - only to learn she is more interested in discussing the meaning of life itself. Ray Romano stars

The mayor invites a senator along to the mansion for Thanksgiving, hoping for an endorsement

The mayor takes a well-earned break, handing the reins of power to Mike - who soon realises running the city is not as simple as it looks

Mike celebrates five years at City Hall by taking a joyride with Caitlin in the mayor's 1966 Mustang. Comedy, starring Michael J Fox

Caitlin raises Mike's romantic hopes by agreeing to attend his Christmas party _ then dashes them by turning up with a date

Phoebe causes a stir at Rachel's workplace, Joey decides to get in touch with his feminine side, and Ross prepares for a date. Guest starring Elle Macpherson

Monica's parents arrive for Thanksgiving, leading to trouble for Chandler, who discovers they do not like him because they think he uses drugs

Joey sets his sights on kissing Janine, while Ross and Monica resurrect their high-school dance routine for a TV programme. Guest starring Elle Macpherson

Joey finally dates Janine, and Rachel worries her apartment furnishings will not satisfy Phoebe's environmental conscience. Guest starring Elle Macpherson

Phoebe causes Monica and Rachel to lose their tempers. Joey takes a job as a waiter, while Ross and Chandler bicker over who made up a raunchy joke

Rachel gives advice on being more independent to her pampered younger sister (Reese Witherspoon) who makes her regret it by flirting with Ross, while Joey gets into trouble at work

Phoebe is mistaken for a porn star, Rachel's sister falls for Ross, and Chandler reveals he is unable to cry. Guest starring Reese Witherspoon

Part one of two. A revelation from Rachel prompts the pals to ponder what might have been if their lives had taken different courses

The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang members had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage

Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe

A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross dates a student

Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, Rachel longs to find a date for a charity ball and Joey's fridge breaks down

Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything

Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Guest starring Bruce Willis

Elizabeth sneaks away with Ross to her grandmother's cabin for the weekend, unaware Rachel and Paul have had the same idea. Bruce Willis guest stars

Phoebe helps Chandler choose an engagement ring for Monica, while Rachel urges Paul to open up. Guest starring Bruce Willis

The comedian's family entertainment show returns, as Emeli Sandé and Joe Lycett perform, and former Labour MP Ed Balls plays Celebrity Send to All

Comedy panel show in which the host is joined by GK Barry and Jamali Maddix to pass judgement on jaw-dropping confessions from members of the public

Three-time massacre survivor Sidney Prescott faces a new masked killer marking the 15th anniversary of the original murders. Horror sequel, starring Neve Campbell and Emma Roberts

Kyle and Stan feel like they have lost their best friend when Chef is entranced by the girl of his dreams, while Cartman is upset when he has to go to the optician

Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head join a church group, thinking it is a squad of soldiers going to war, then a new kid joins their class

Johnny Vegas, Vernon Kay, Paul Chowdhry and Katherine Ryan join regular team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock on the irreverent panel show, hosted by Jimmy Carr

The comedy sketch show asks what if Monopoly was true to life, and there is a look into the stressful future that millennials are going to face

A witch casts a spell that terrorises the town and ruins Halloween for the boys, but Cartman sees a way to use the witch's power to his advantage

It is Halloween and Randy is dealing with his daughter's marijuana problem, while Butters gets an unexpected surprise when he visits the Egyptian exhibit at the Denver Museum

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Double bill. The last-ever episode of the comedy. Monica and Chandler wait for Erica to give birth and Rachel gets ready to start her job in Paris

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