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The guys try to get people to protect them from security at a supermarket by calling out strange phrases. They also try to get strangers to agree upon their inappropriate stories

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pose as nutritionists conducting consultations, and ask shoppers at a grocery store if they should quit

Debra runs for school president, but Ray decides to vote against her to avoid looking after the twins during all the meetings she would have to attend. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

Debra tries to create a sense of affection and familiarity by addressing Marie as 'mom' - but the gesture backfires badly, offending her real mother

Part one of three. Marie gives Debra the silent treatment for being rude to her, so Ray talks the pair into making amends - but his efforts backfire

Part two of three. Marie and Debra's feud continues, so Ray and Frank use it to their advantage. Ray Romano stars

Mike makes Caitlin jealous by going on a date with her beautiful sister Catherine, and Stuart takes up art in the hope of ogling female models

Paul's cheap dentist puts braces on James instead of removing his infected tooth, while the city's raffle to raise money for the Big Buddy program hits a snag

Mike unknowingly hires Caitlin's ex-husband to direct the mayor's Senate commercial. Comedy, starring Michael J Fox

Mike tries to appease protesting senior citizens by employing some tactical voting

A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross dates a student

Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, Rachel longs to find a date for a charity ball and Joey's fridge breaks down

Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything

Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Guest starring Bruce Willis

Elizabeth sneaks away with Ross to her grandmother's cabin for the weekend, unaware Rachel and Paul have had the same idea. Bruce Willis guest stars

Phoebe helps Chandler choose an engagement ring for Monica, while Rachel urges Paul to open up. Guest starring Bruce Willis

Part one of two. Chandler's plans for a romantic proposal are ruined by Richard's reappearance, and Joey unwittingly buys a boat at an auction. Guest starring Tom Selleck

Part two of two. Monica is left reeling by Richard's proposal, putting pressure on Chandler to bite the bullet and ask her to marry him instead

Monica plans an evening out to celebrate her engagement to Chandler, but ends up accusing Rachel of trying to steal her thunder by kissing Ross

Monica excitedly starts making preparations for her big day - only to discover her parents have spent all the wedding money on a beach house

Monica tries to re-create a secret recipe belonging to Phoebe's grandmother, and Chandler accepts an invitation from future father-in-law Jack to play racquetball

An attractive but unqualified man applies to be Rachel's assistant, placing her in a quandary as she struggles to decide between hiring him or choosing a more competent woman

Rachel cajoles Joey into taking Tag on a boys' night out and Chandler has trouble striking the right pose for his engagement photograph

Monica agonises over whether Rachel or Phoebe should be her maid of honour, and leaves the pair to sort it out between themselves

Babatunde Aléshé delivers another batch of the funny clips, including the top 5 football flops, incredibly cute animals and loads of people getting stuck in things

Babatunde Aléshé presents funny clips from the internet, including the top 5 theme parks, cats going crazy and how not to survive the great outdoors

GK Barry and Jamali Maddix pass judgement on a controversial psychic, someone who ended a friendship over ketchup, and some wild revenge against an ex

Satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle, who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings

The actor and his son Barney arrive in Texas, where they enjoy driving around in tanks, experience space travel in a centrifuge and hear campfire tales about UFOs

The actor and his son Barney embark on the final leg of their journey, which sees the pair arrive in the Louisiana city of New Orleans

Fresh from a trip to Silicon Valley, Jim asks Tony for help getting the government involved in the world of start-ups, while Nat is accused of bullying by an ex-employee

Jim and Rhonda ask Tony for help building a new airport rail link, but his proposal shocks them both. Meanwhile, Nat's entire week is derailed by a tweet

Andy Parsons returns with his fifth UK tour, delivering more of his acerbic wit and sharp satire

The stand-up comedian presents sketches and monologues about nature, including skits on wild animals, naturalists and new expressions used to describe the natural world

Things go from bad to crazy when PC Principal bans the 4th grade class from wearing their nightwear to school on Pyjama Day. Meanwhile, Mr Garrison has man trouble

Stan is horrified to realise he has minsinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time, while Randy attends a cannabis expo where he discovers a shocking fact

A stand-up performance by the comedian, in which she talks about moved back to her home island of Anglesey and learning Welsh

The first-ever episode of the comedy, in which Rachel arrives at the local cafe after jilting her fiance at the altar. Chandler and Joey encourage Ross to enjoy bachelorhood

Phoebe and Chandler decide to break up with their partners, while Ross joins Rachel on her first trip to a launderette - where a machine shortage leads to a tense stand-off

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