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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pitch whimsical TV show ideas to focus groups, and go to the park with their daughters, who share unpopular opinions with strangers

The guys learn a hard lesson about being kind to food service staff, before giving relationship advice. SNL's Colin Jost gives the losing Joker a shock in his punishment

Debra and Ray happily befriend a new couple - whose annoying eight-year-old son Spencer insists on making a nuisance of himself. Ray Romano stars

Robert becomes convinced he has found the perfect woman, but Ray witnesses something that makes him think otherwise. Brad Garrett and Ray Romano star

Marie starts wearing glasses and begins to see the family in a new light, while Robert gets back together with Amy and invites her to a Thanksgiving dinner

Frank blithely starts helping himself to the snacks on sale in a local supermarket - much to the anger of the manager. Comedy, with Jeff Garlin

Part one of two. A scandal rocks the mayor's office, while things heat up between Mike and Caitlin

Part two of two. Mike realises he must make a sacrifice to save the mayor and his staff from a scandal

Charlie is late for his first press conference as the new deputy mayor. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen

Charlie struggles to get the mayor to the dentist before an important photo shoot. Comedy series, starring Charlie Sheen

Joey tells a fellow soap cast member that her character is to be killed off, while Rachel and Phoebe sabotage each other's plans to date an attractive man. With Susan Sarandon

Chandler hears a startling revelation about how his relationship with Monica almost failed to get off the ground in London. Rachel teaches Ben to play pranks on Ross

Joey and Ross date the same girl, while Monica fights tooth and nail with a fellow bride-to-be for a special wedding dress

Joey is nominated for a minor daytime drama award, and Monica realises she will never again feel the thrill of a new romance

Monica is visited by a cousin she has not seen since childhood, whose stunning looks do not go unnoticed by Chandler. Guest starring Denise Richards

Rachel meets an old college friend and wonders whether she should confront her about a boozy incident from their past that took a passionate turn. With Winona Ryder

With the wedding only four weeks away, Chandler struggles to write his vows and turns to Joey and Ross for much-needed help

Monica convinces a reluctant Chandler to travel to Las Vegas to invite his estranged father to their wedding, while Rachel gets into trouble for driving Monica's Porsche

Part one of two. Chandler's nerves get the better of him on the eve of his wedding. Joey rehearses for a film role, while Phoebe and Rachel make a startling discovery

Part two of two. The gang continues to search for the missing Chandler, who is still suffering premarital jitters. Gary Oldman and Kathleen Turner guest star

Rachel tries to decide what to do next, while Phoebe takes some of the heat off her by claiming she is the one who is pregnant. Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow star

Joey becomes convinced Phoebe is pregnant and proposes to her so she will not have to be a single mother - but Monica quickly tells him the truth

Rachel reveals the identity of the father of her baby, while Chandler and Monica go on their honeymoon, but are constantly upstaged by another couple

Ross and Rachel's attempt to explain how they ended up in bed together descends into an argument about who made the first move

Ross is horrified to learn Rachel is going on a date with a handsome soap star, and Chandler sabotages a workmate's chance of promotion

Phoebe finds herself attracted to twin sister Ursula's fiance at Monica's Halloween party, while Rachel encounters some cruel trick-or-treaters. Guest starring Sean Penn

A performance by the energetic comedian in front of a sell-out crowd at Wembley Arena

Satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle, who live in a town famed for its weird and inexplicable happenings

The citizens of South Park wake up one morning to discover that the internet has gone. Randy hears that it may still exist in California, so heads out West to find it

Butters becomes convinced he has seen a vampire at school, but cannot get anyone to believe him - and starts to think he would be better off joining the ranks of the undead

Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head join a church group, thinking it is a squad of soldiers going to war, then a new kid joins their class

Claudia Winkleman, Kate Humble, David O'Doherty and Nick Helm join regular team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock on an extended edition of the show, hosted by Jimmy Carr

A stand-up performance by the comedian, in which she talks about moved back to her home island of Anglesey and learning Welsh

Ehiz Ufuah, Avelino and Hemah K debate their favourite fashion headwear, before D Double E helps KG Tha Comedian pick one to go into the capsule

The stand-up comedian presents sketches and monologues about nature, including skits on wild animals, naturalists and new expressions used to describe the natural world

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Chandler's flamboyant mother arrives in town for a TV appearance to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno

Monica finds herself with a dozen large lasagnes on her hands, and Rachel ends her relationship with Paolo, while Joey and Chandler go shopping for a new kitchen table

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