E4 Extra Saturday

Hal catches Dewey smoking a cigarette from his old stash in the garage, and promises to give up caffeine if the boy quits his new habit

Hal is spooked when he discovers the family home was once the scene of a gruesome triple murder. Reese and Dewey take Jamie trick-or-treating

The neighbours' daughter advises Malcolm on how he can gain use of the family car. Reese decides to ship himself to China so he can attack his pen pal

Malcolm dates a girl from his chemistry class, but she insists he keep their relationship a secret, fuelling concerns that she is embarrassed to be seen with him

Hal and Lois decide to celebrate their anniversary by having a steak dinner with the entire family, while Malcolm tries to sneak three attractive Dutch girls into his room

Erica asks Beverly to help her find Barry a date for a school dance, but is surprised by her mother's reaction. Meanwhile, Adam gets into a heated argument with Pops

When Adam passes on a family ring to convey his feelings for Dana, Beverly has difficulty accepting her son has such deep emotions at his tender age. Wendi McLendon-Covey stars

Erica and Barry buy a shabby second-hand van to get back at Murray, while Adam objects when he is voted 'nicest guy' in the school yearbook and ends up being suspended

Inspired by the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Barry pretends to be ill so that he can avoid school and create an epic day of his own. Charlie Sheen guest stars

Dana and Adam are given a doll to care for as a test of their parenting abilities for a class assignment, but their project is compromised when Beverly interferes

Joker Lee plans a huge wedding for his pregnant bride-to-be, showing off his sense of humour and celebrating his dwarfism with a fairy tale Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs theme

Ex water-skiing champion Hannah longs for a luxurious wedding day, but groom Tommy organises a ceremony at sea to celebrate his fiancee's sporty past

The president of a company that rents boutiques to hairdressers, nail technicians and beauty therapists goes undercover to see what her franchisees are doing right and wrong

The chairman and CEO of a company providing chauffeured luxury transportation goes to work among his own staff by posing as a contestant in a reality show

Rocket Fizz Soda Pop & Candy Shop president Robert Powells dons a disguise to go undercover in his own company to find out more about the challenges the organisation faces

Rick Forman, founder and CEO of New Jersey-based discount clothing store Forman Mills, goes incognito among his own staff, posing as a reality show contestant

Part two of two. Mill Street Bistro proprietor Joe Nagy slips back into his old ways and picks petty fights with Gordon Ramsay as the chef tries to give him advice

Gordon Ramsay visits Yanni's in Seattle, where defiant owner Peter Avgoustiou has not allowed any changes to his menu since the Greek restaurant opened in 1984

Sheldon is awarded a prestigious prize by the university and worries about the speech he will have to give at the ceremony, so Penny and Raj try to build up his confidence

Leonard tells Penny he loves her, but fails to get the desired response. Sheldon also finds himself competing against actor Wil Wheaton once again when the gang goes bowling

Sheldon tries to conceal his friendship with Penny from Leonard - but it does not take long for his deceit to be exposed. Comedy, starring Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco

Sheldon invites a famous physicist to the flat after befriending her online, but Penny has to confront Leonard when the visitor turns up in his bedroom. Guest starring Judy Greer

The comedy flashes back to reveal how Sheldon saved the lives of his pals, and looks at the origins of his friendship with Leonard, as well as explaining the housemates' agreement

Raj and Howard register Sheldon with an online dating site hoping to find his perfect woman, while Penny gets drunk and seduces Leonard

Penny is stunned when Sheldon announces he is about to go on his first-ever date, and Howard's new robotic arm creates problems

Sheldon tries to extend his lifespan, concerned he will not be around long enough for his consciousness to be downloaded into a robot body. Guest starring Steve Wozniak

Sheldon searches for an alternative to human companionship following his break-up with Amy, and things take a turn for the worse when he starts buying pet cats in bulk

An embarrassing secret from Howard's past comes to light as he tries to win back Bernadette, while Sheldon and Raj engage in a battle of wills at work

The duo find themselves in a fight against face-hugging aliens who just happen to have an M&Ms store