E4 +1 Thursday

Gemma wants another baby, but Dave worries she has forgotten how difficult a newborn is, so he enlists a robotic doll and Marty's engineering skills to remind her

Calvin's arch-rivals, the Pink Ladies, move their manicure business into the local barbershop, so Dave encourages him to make peace, until the women take a joke too far

Calvin receives an unconventional birthday gift involving his dad, so Dave suggests they spend the day celebrating in a way that honors the late Butler father

Gloria is forced to rally the family to Phil's side when he is rushed to hospital for emergency surgery. Fred Willard and Fred Savage guest star in the 200th episode of the comedy

Manny, Phil and Gloria team up to find Luke when he goes missing, while Haley gets more than she bargained for when she interrupts her sister Alex's college class

Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorcycle and bicycle variety

A look at what happened after Gordon Ramsay tried to save Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, where the owners revealed a contempt for feedback

The stubborn owner of Italian restaurant Pantaleone's in Denver, Colorado, claims he makes the best pizza in town - but Gordon Ramsay's taste test proves the opposite

Springfield Elementary is threatened with closure over poor test scores, until it turns out that Bart has yet to take the exam, meaning his result could save the school

A brush with death prompts Marge and Homer to find someone to look after the kids if the worst were to happen - but the couple they choose may not be quite as perfect as they think

Sheldon and Amy host a Valentine's Day episode of Fun with Flags, while Leonard and Penny grapple with getting older, and Raj is torn between two girls

When Bernadette shares some news, the groups' reactions are not what she expected, with Wolowitz freaking out about her announcement

A day at the museum is anything but fun when Cam, Mitch and Manny realise they cannot hold their own against brainbox Alex, while Jay imparts some pearls of wisdom to Luke

The adults take a trip to Las Vegas, where Phil spends most of his time with his magician heroes and Mitch runs into an ex-boyfriend. Stephen Merchant guest stars

Sheldon bans Penny from the apartment for numerous minor infringements, so she decides to retaliate. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house

Howard becomes convinced he has met his soulmate in the form of surgeon Stephanie Barnett, but he fails to realise she is far more interested in Leonard. Sara Rue guest stars

Sheldon is delighted that Leonard finally has a girlfriend matching his high standards, but his over-exuberance looks set to cause problems

Leonard turns to Penny for advice on his relationship with Stephanie, who he feels is taking things too quickly and has already moved in with him

The Cooper kids come up with ways to resolve a family feud when Meemaw refuses to give George Sr her brisket recipe. US comedy, with Iain Armitage, Lance Barber and Annie Potts

Mary, Memaw and Missy enjoy a girls' night at the salon, the three Cooper men plan their road trip to Cape Canaveral - but things do not go as they had hoped

Marge feels neglected by Homer and ends up chatting to another man on a website for couples bored of their partners. With the guest voice of Seth MacFarlane

Marge and Homer's marriage is tested as they swap Springfield for a tropical island in a bid to win a million dollars on Marge's favourite TV show

Sheldon's opponent in a competition is his arch-enemy, Star Trek: The Next Generation actor Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard asks Penny to set Howard up with one of her friends

Leonard worries his lack of American football knowledge is alienating him from Penny and her friends, but finds an unlikely sporting tutor in the form of Sheldon

Leonard argues with Penny when one of her male friends stays over and further rows break out between the friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. Johnny Galecki stars

Penny injures herself in the shower while Leonard, Raj and Howard are on a camping trip, leaving Sheldon to come to her rescue. Jim Parsons stars

Bart and Lisa call on the showbiz friends of long-standing TV personality Krusty the Clown to rescue his doomed career

Homer recalls his musical heyday as a member of the Be Sharps barbershop quartet, when he performed for President Reagan. Featuring the voices of David Crosby and George Harrison

Marge keeps a close eye on Bart when he lies about his involvement in a bulldozer crash. Santa's Little Helper is put out when Homer takes a liking to Flanders' new dog

Emily accompanies Frank on an official Animal Control ride-along, and becomes an unlikely partner in his exotic animal ring investigation

The hopefuls get a lesson in healthy eating before taking part in a photoshoot with live bees, and Ondrei has a revelation for the judges

Appraisals of The Masked Dancer, Married at First Sight UK, Nadiya's Everyday Baking, Bad Sisters, This Is MY House and Epic Adventures with Bertie Gregory. From September 2022

Diners include a musician who is shy with the ladies, a teaching assistant, and a rock fan who hopes to find romance with a retired nurse

Dating show hosted by Anna Richardson in which two singletons choose a date from a selection of six naked people, who will be revealed to them one body part at a time

Amy and Wil Wheaton get into a fight while filming Fun with Flags, causing problems for Sheldon, while Bernadette encourages Howard to move out of his mother's house

The friends try to solve the mystery of Sheldon's post-lunch activities, and Leonard is jealous of Penny, until Alex begins flirting with him

Appraisals of The Masked Dancer, Married at First Sight UK, Nadiya's Everyday Baking, Bad Sisters, This Is MY House and Epic Adventures with Bertie Gregory. From September 2022

Gordon Ramsay heads to the Prohibition Grille in Everett, Washington, where belly dancer-turned-restaurateur Rishi Brown would rather perform for customers than improve her menu

Bart's latest prank lands Homer in hospital, where he and the family reminisce about all the other injuries he has suffered in his eventful life

The Cooper kids come up with ways to resolve a family feud when Meemaw refuses to give George Sr her brisket recipe. US comedy, with Iain Armitage, Lance Barber and Annie Potts

Mary, Memaw and Missy enjoy a girls' night at the salon, the three Cooper men plan their road trip to Cape Canaveral - but things do not go as they had hoped

Phil learns that his real estate class will be cancelled if any additional people drop it, so he turns on the charm and flattery to keep one particular student from leaving

When a member of the community's behaviour becomes increasingly erratic, Calvin and Dave step up to help. Marty undergoes a dramatic makeover to impress a crush

Dave starts researching his genealogy and makes a surprising discovery, while Tina offers to help Gemma with her morning sickness and stumbles on a new business idea