6:00 AM
Modern Family
The Dunphys have a brush with death
The Dunphys and Manny are prompted to re-evaluate their lives after a brush with death. Comedy, starring Ty Burrell

6:30 AM
Modern Family
Claire confronts the neighbours about the boat on their lawn
All-out war is declared when Claire confronts the next-door neighbours about the boat on their front lawn, while Cam takes Lily to clown school

6:55 AM
Rude(ish) Tube Shorts
Amusing internet videos featuring sheep
Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos featuring sheep

7:00 AM
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Arizona bistro owners who have a contempt for customer feedback
Gordon Ramsay heads to Scottsdale, Arizona, where he meets husband-and-wife bistro owners Samy and Amy Bouzaglo, who reveal a shocking contempt for customer feedback

8:00 AM
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
A look at what happened after Gordon Ramsay tried to save a bistro in Arizona
A look at what happened after Gordon Ramsay tried to save Amy's Baking Company in Scottsdale, Arizona, where the owners revealed a contempt for feedback

9:00 AM
The Simpsons
Ned comes to the rescue when Homer is unable to pay his mortgage
Ned Flanders buys the Simpsons' home when they are unable to pay their mortgage, but Homer soon takes advantage of his generosity

9:30 AM
The Simpsons
Maggie goes missing
Lisa disguises herself as a nun to infiltrate a convent when Maggie disappears, while Marge goes temporarily blind after she stares at a total eclipse

10:00 AM
Young Sheldon
Last-ever episode of the comedy
Jim Parsons and Mayim Bialik reprise their roles as Sheldon Cooper and Amy Farrah Fowler from The Big Bang Theory in the last-ever episode of the comedy

10:30 AM
Young Sheldon
Pilot episode of the comedy prequel, starring Iain Armitage
Pilot episode of the comedy prequel to The Big Bang Theory about nine-year-old Sheldon Cooper, starring Iain Armitage

11:00 AM
Modern Family
Jay's best friend Shorty seems to be avoiding him
Shorty is back from Costa Rica, but seems to be avoiding best friend Jay. Meanwhile, Alex tries to prove to Claire her relationship with Ben is a sexual one. With Chazz Palminteri

11:30 AM
Modern Family
Mitch and Cam are frustrated by how long Jay is taking to finish their kitchen
Phil and Claire want to celebrate Halloween in a big way, but no one else shares their enthusiasm. Mitch and Cam are frustrated by how long Jay is taking to finish their kitchen

12:00 PM
The Big Bang Theory
The gang learns Sheldon has a best friend he has never mentioned before
The gang are surprised to learn Sheldon has a best friend he has never mentioned before - and he is due to pay a visit. Bernadette and Penny get to know Raj's fiancee better

12:30 PM
The Big Bang Theory
Raj and Howard clash over a show at the planetarium
Raj does not want Howard to join him in hosting a show at the planetarium. Sheldon goes to great lengths to ensure Amy is free to help him work on a project

1:00 PM
The Big Bang Theory
Howard causes trouble by dressing up as Sheldon for Halloween
Sheldon seeks revenge on Howard when his colleague dresses up as him for Halloween. Leonard is shocked that Penny does not remember their first kiss

1:30 PM
The Big Bang Theory
Bernadette finds the ideal getaway from her husband and children
Leonard faces a dilemma when he is made responsible for distributing extra grant money. Bernadette turns the backyard playhouse into a hideaway from her husband and children

2:00 PM
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Jake rushes to collect enough evidence to keep a suspect in custody
Jake makes an arrest without much proof, and so has to spend the next 48 hours collecting enough evidence to keep his suspect in custody. Comedy, starring Andy Samberg

2:30 PM
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Jake meets his hero
Jake's dreams come true when he gets the chance to spend the day with his hero, veteran crime reporter Jimmy Brogan, but their encounter has unexpected consequences

3:00 PM
The Simpsons
Bart discovers a passion for American history
Bart discovers a passion for American history when Superintendent Chalmers is forced to take over his education. However, an accident costs the troublemaker's new teacher his job

3:30 PM
The Simpsons
Homer gets a new assistant
Homer gets a new assistant, but when she steals his job he teams up with Ned Flanders to reveal her dark past. With the voice of Jane Lynch

4:00 PM
The Big Bang Theory
Pilot episode of the comedy, starring Jim Parsons
Pilot episode of the comedy about a group of scientist friends. Leonard is immediately smitten with new down-to-earth neighbour Penny

4:30 PM
The Big Bang Theory
Sheldon tries to do Penny a favour by tidying her flat
Sheldon tries to do a good deed for Penny when he sees how messy her flat is - but her reaction is not what he expected. Jim Parsons and Kaley Cuoco star

5:00 PM
The Big Bang Theory
Leonard asks a woman out
Leonard is upset to learn Penny is dating someone, so his friends persuade him to ask another woman out. Guest starring Sara Gilbert

5:30 PM
The Big Bang Theory
Sheldon loses his job
Sheldon is fired and explores new activities in a bid to find a purpose in life other than physics, but Leonard takes drastic action to restore him to his old self

6:00 PM
The Simpsons
Lisa realises how much she has been shaped by a string of disappointing birthdays
As a future Lisa writes her application for Harvard, she realises how much she has been shaped by a string of seriously disappointing birthdays

6:30 PM
The Simpsons
Bart goes missing and the people of Springfield launch a search party to find him
Bart goes missing and the people of Springfield launch a search party to find him. The townsfolk almost give up hope, until Sideshow Bob steps in

7:00 PM
The Simpsons
With the guest voice of Eric Idle
Lisa resolves to pursue a career in astronomy, but her decision coincides with Chief Wiggum's new policy of illuminating the whole town all night. With the voice of Eric Idle

7:30 PM
The Simpsons
Bart catches Principal Skinner in a compromising situation
Bart catches Principal Skinner in a clinch with Mrs Krabappel and finds himself being used as a go-between in their illicit relationship

8:00 PM
Below Deck
Barbie has a decision to make
Barbie must decide to either honour her family's expectations of her or follow her heart with Kyle

9:00 PM
Gogglebox
I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! and The Crown are appraised
Shows including Squid Game: The Challenge, I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!, The Crown, Planet Earth III, and Made in Chelsea are appraised. From November 2023

10:00 PM
First Dates
A parliamentary assistant fears talking politics scares men away
A parliamentary assistant fears talking politics scares men away, while a 69-year-old former roadie is looking for someone to settle down with after surviving cancer

11:05 PM
Naked Attraction
Dating show, hosted by Anna Richardson
Dating show hosted by Anna Richardson in which two singletons choose a date from a selection of six naked people, who will be revealed to them one body part at a time

12:10 AM
The Big Bang Theory
Leonard and Raj take a heartbroken Howard to Las Vegas
Leonard and Raj take a heartbroken Howard to Las Vegas, leaving Sheldon locked out of his apartment and forced to spend the night at Penny's

12:40 AM
The Big Bang Theory
Penny makes a surprising revelation
Penny makes a surprising revelation on her second date with Stuart, and Howard enlists the help of his friends to correct a flaw in his project for Nasa

1:05 AM
The Simpsons
Homer and his friends re-form their old bowling team
Homer and his friends re-form their old bowling team, only to end up in fierce competition with a team of arrogant millionaires

2:05 AM
Mike Tyson Mysteries
A yuppie asks the team to retrieve a parcel
A yuppie asks the team to retrieve a parcel mistakenly delivered to one of his female higher-ups before she can see what's inside

2:20 AM
Mike Tyson Mysteries
The team share their highs and lows of the day around the dinner table
The team share their highs and lows of the day around the dinner table - and also go to Scotland

2:30 AM
Modern Family
Haley turns 21 so the adults take her to a bar
Haley turns 21 so the adults take her to a bar, where Claire is desperate to appear more of a pal than an uptight mum, while Cameron and Mitchell's 'cool' credentials come up short

2:55 AM
Modern Family
Haley gets Alex drunk at a concert
Haley takes Alex to a concert to take her mind off college - and ends up getting her drunk. Gloria challenges Jay to give up cigars and a talent show ends in a catfight for Cam

3:20 AM
Below Deck
Barbie has a decision to make
Barbie must decide to either honour her family's expectations of her or follow her heart with Kyle

4:10 AM
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
A Greek restaurant in Seattle with a menu unchanged since 1984
Gordon Ramsay visits Yanni's in Seattle, where defiant owner Peter Avgoustiou has not allowed any changes to his menu since the Greek restaurant opened in 1984

5:00 AM
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Jake and Amy investigate a puzzling string of arson attacks
Jake and Amy investigate a string of arson attacks connected to a famous author of crossword puzzles. Gina helps Holt improve his commissioner candidate presentation

5:25 AM
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Jake and Charles get conned into a pyramid scheme
Jake and Charles get conned into joining a pyramid scheme. US cop comedy, starring Andy Samberg and Jo Lo Truglio

6:00 AM
Modern Family
Phil takes it hard when Luke gives him the cold shoulder
Phil takes it hard when Luke gives him the cold shoulder, while Stella leaves Jay with a dilemma on his hands. Mitchell does a spot of freelance legal work for Claire

6:30 AM
Modern Family
The Dunphys dust off their Valentine alter-egos Clive and Juliana
The Dunphys dress up as their role-play characters Clive and Juliana for Valentine's Day, although Claire feels a little uneasy. Gloria's sister Sonia tries to seduce Jay

6:55 AM
Rude(ish) Tube Shorts
Amusing internet videos featuring sports
Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorcycle and bicycle variety
