6:00 AM
Modern Family
Jay forces everyone to take a family holiday on a houseboat
Jay forces everyone to take a family holiday on a houseboat on a lake as he aims to create wonderful memories. Comedy, starring Ed O'Neill

6:30 AM
Modern Family
Manny moves into his college dorm
Manny is determined to avoid a long tearful goodbye after Gloria and Jay move him into his college dorm and Hayley befriends a wealthy female member of the country club

6:55 AM
Rude(ish) Tube Shorts
Amusing internet videos featuring food and animals
Comedy clips showcasing amusing internet videos on the themes of food and animals

7:00 AM
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Gordon Ramsay revisits four restaurants he earlier tried to save
Gordon revisits four restaurants, catching up with owners of the Spanish Pavillion, Kingston Cafe, La Frite and Capri

8:00 AM
Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA
Part one of two. A failing Italian restaurant in Boston, Massachusetts
Part one of two. Gordon Ramsay heads to Boston, Massachusetts, in an attempt to save an Italian restaurant run by two sisters who grew up working at their father's restaurant

9:00 AM
The Simpsons
Homer gets Flanders a job at the nuclear plant
Homer gets far more than he bargained for when he gets Flanders a job at the nuclear plant, while Marge worries that the spark has gone from her marriage

9:30 AM
The Simpsons
An insurance payout sends the family on a trip to Denmark
An insurance payout sends the Simpsons on a trip to Denmark, where they hope to get free healthcare for Grampa, who needs a serious operation

10:00 AM
The Big Bang Theory
Amy hosts a Christmas Eve dinner
Amy hosts a traditional Victorian Christmas Eve dinner, Raj's father comes to visit, and the guys try to free a bird they accidentally let into the university clean room

10:30 AM
The Big Bang Theory
Raj worries that a probe he designed will not work in space
Raj worries that a space probe he helped design will not function properly, while Leonard and Sheldon go shopping with Penny and Amy. Comedy, starring Kunal Nayyar

11:00 AM
Modern Family
Mitch and Cam campaign to save an old tree in the park
Mitch and Cam join the campaign to save an old tree in the park, while Jay and Manny are way out of their depth when they attend a children's Olympics-themed birthday party

11:30 AM
Modern Family
Claire and Cameron build a baseball pitch
Manny and Luke's baseball team makes it into a play-off game, so Claire and Cameron turn an old field into a suitable pitch. Gloria bonds with her baby by singing to it

12:00 PM
The Big Bang Theory
Amy guest stars on the new Professor Proton show
Sheldon petitions Wil Wheaton to appear on the new Professor Proton show, but offers a guest spot to Amy instead. Penny thinks the protagonist in Leonard's novel is based on her

12:30 PM
The Big Bang Theory
The friends try to help Bernadette go into labour
The friends try all sorts of tricks to help Bernadette go into labour, while Howard is not happy to discover she has already chosen the baby's name without his input

1:00 PM
The Big Bang Theory
Leonard tries to secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy
Leonard tries to secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy. Bernadette and Howard cannot decide who should stay at home with the children and who should go back to work

1:30 PM
The Big Bang Theory
Leonard, Howard and Raj try to meet Bill Gates
Leonard, Howard and Raj hear Penny is having a business meeting with Bill Gates, and try to orchestrate an audience with their tech hero. Sheldon thinks he is the victim of a prank

2:00 PM
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
The squad members partner up for their next Halloween Heist
The squad members partner up for their next Halloween Heist - unaware they have to be handcuffed to each other. But that is just the start of their problems

2:30 PM
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Holt asks for Jake's help in a case that is exceptionally meaningful to him
Holt asks for Jake's help in a case that is exceptionally meaningful to him. Charles and Terry work together on a side business

3:00 PM
The Simpsons
Comic Book Guy's origin story is revealed
Comic Book Guy's origin story is revealed as he and his wife Kumiko debate having a baby

3:30 PM
The Simpsons
Bart finds his old teacher's diary and learns a surprising secret
Bart finds his old teacher's diary and learns a surprising secret, while Lisa faces a dilemma when she discovers an even bigger eye-opener herself

4:00 PM
The Big Bang Theory
Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack asks Leonard for help
Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack learns he is infertile, so he asks Leonard for help. Raj attempts to make things right with his ex-fiancee Anu

4:30 PM
The Big Bang Theory
Sheldon and Amy are thrilled when their theory is proved correct
Sheldon and Amy are thrilled when their theory is proved correct by two physicists from Chicago. Bernadette experiences a big success at work

5:00 PM
The Big Bang Theory
Bernadette and Howard enlist Sheldon in their fight against a neighbour's balcony
Sheldon is thrilled to help Bernadette and Howard in their fight against a neighbour's balcony. Leonard is disappointed when his friends are uninterested in his new laser

5:30 PM
The Big Bang Theory
Penny tries to put a stop to Leonard's plan to be a sperm donor for Zack's wife
Penny tries to put a stop to Leonard's plan to be a sperm donor for her ex-boyfriend Zack's wife. Howard, Bernadette, Anu and Raj make the most of the latter's cancelled stag party

6:00 PM
The Simpsons
Homer accidentally declares himself bankrupt
Homer accidentally declares himself bankrupt, while Bart and Lisa con a delivery man into giving them a large amount of cardboard boxes

6:30 PM
The Simpsons
Homer becomes a member of the paparazzi
Homer becomes a member of the paparazzi, and proves so successful at snapping embarrassing photographs that his celebrity victims seek revenge

7:00 PM
The Simpsons
Billionaire inventor Elon Musk comes to town
Billionaire entrepreneur and inventor Elon Musk comes to town and dreams up a new idea for the power plant - a plan that would sink the town into depression

7:30 PM
Hollyoaks Does Come Dine With Me
Charlie Wernham throws an East End-themed night
Charlie Wernham throws an East End-themed night, on the set of Hollyoaks, with fresh seafood that has come from Billingsgate Market in London

8:00 PM
The Simpsons
Lisa discovers Bart's demented twin
In another trio of horror tales, Lisa discovers Bart's demented twin in the attic and creates an alternative world in a margarine tub - before becoming its god

8:30 PM
The Simpsons
Three Halloween-themed tales
In another helping of Halloween tales, Bart becomes a cyborg, Homer is hunted by Mr Burns and a witch casts a spell on Springfield's residents at a fancy-dress party

9:00 PM
The Simpsons
Featuring a parody of Michael Bay's Transformers
Springfield is the setting for parodies of Mad Men, Michael Bay's Transformers and It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown in this Halloween-themed episode

9:30 PM
The Simpsons
Halloween tales, including Homer being paralysed by a spider bite
A collection of Halloween tales, in which Homer is paralysed by a venomous spider, Ned Flanders becomes a night-time vigilante and Bart and Milhouse transform into one-eyed aliens

10:00 PM
The Simpsons
Another trio of Halloween tales. The family is haunted by ghosts from the past
Another trio of Halloween stories, featuring Bart unlocking a portal to hell, Homer starring in a version of A Clockwork Orange and the family being haunted by ghosts from the past

10:30 PM
The Simpsons
Another trio of Halloween stories
Another trio of Halloween stories, including Maggie becoming possessed by an ancient demon and Lisa discovering a creepily perfect version of her family in an alternate universe

11:00 PM
A Quiet Place Part II
Horror sequel, starring Emily Blunt
The Abbotts face the outside world, and realise the creatures that hunt by sound are not the only threats lurking. Horror sequel, starring Emily Blunt and Cillian Murphy

12:55 AM
Hollyoaks Does Come Dine With Me
Charlie Wernham throws an East End-themed night
Charlie Wernham throws an East End-themed night, on the set of Hollyoaks, with fresh seafood that has come from Billingsgate Market in London

1:25 AM
The Simpsons
The 31st Halloween special
The 31st Halloween special sees Bart's toys take up arms against him, while Lisa and Nelson are stuck in a terrifying death loop

1:55 AM
The Simpsons
Mr Burns disguises himself as an employee at the power plant
Mr Burns disguises himself as an employee at the power plant, but while the change is good news for Homer and his co-workers, Mr Smithers is not so keen

2:25 AM
The Simpsons
Three stories of revenge
Three stories of revenge, featuring Homer being accused of treason in post-revolutionary France, Milhouse leading a rebellion, and a new crimefighter takes to the streets

2:50 AM
The Simpsons
Lisa discovers Bart's demented twin
In another trio of horror tales, Lisa discovers Bart's demented twin in the attic and creates an alternative world in a margarine tub - before becoming its god

3:20 AM
Below Deck Sailing Yacht
Danni and Chase cannot find common ground regarding their future plans
Danni and Chase can't find common ground regarding their future plans. Chef Cloyce warily walks a tightrope through the guests' numerous dietary requirements

4:10 AM
Modern Family
Manny, Phil and Gloria team up to find Luke when he goes missing
Manny, Phil and Gloria team up to find Luke when he goes missing, while Haley gets more than she bargained for when she interrupts her sister Alex's college class

4:35 AM
The Neighborhood
The Johnsons decide to help Calvin and Tina
The Johnsons decide to help Calvin and Tina have the wedding they missed out on the first time. Starring Cedric the Entertainer and Max Greenfield

5:00 AM
The Neighborhood
Calvin and Dave team up for a chance at bowling championship glory
Calvin and Dave team up for a chance at bowling championship glory. Gemma and Tina face off. Starring Cedric the Entertainer and Max Greenfield

5:25 AM
The Neighborhood
Gemma sets a reluctant Malcolm up on a blind date
Gemma sets a reluctant Malcolm up on a blind date with a teacher at her school. Starring Cedric the Entertainer and Max Greenfield
