GOLD HD Wednesday
BT TV
359
Sky
110
Virgin
124
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
7:30 AM
The Fosters
Sonny is commissioned by an attractive new neighbour to paint a nude portrait of her
Sonny is commissioned by an attractive new neighbour to paint a nude portrait of her as a gift for her husband's upcoming birthday
7:55 AM
On the Up
Tony makes plans for a holiday in Barbados
Tony resigns from the golf club in protest at the president's anti-Semitism, and makes plans for a holiday in Barbados
8:35 AM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth plans to show off her singing talents
Emmet plans a piano concert for the senior citizens - but despite his best efforts, Hyacinth finds out and decides to treat them to a sing-song
9:15 AM
On the Up
Tony returns home to find Ruth wants to give their marriage another try
Tony returns home from holiday to find Ruth wants to give their marriage another try - a possibility the staff are unhappy with
9:55 AM
Are You Being Served?
Captain Peacock gains an executive perk
Captain Peacock is given the key to the executive washroom - but the new privilege goes to his head. Frank Thornton stars
10:30 AM
Still Open All Hours
Granville invests in a giant balloon for advertising purposes
Granville invests in a giant balloon for advertising purposes, and has to come up with the best sales pitch he can muster to persuade his customers to buy tins of smoked oysters
11:10 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Howard secretly buys a van
Howard secretly buys a van and asks Wesley to customise it for long journeys, but Compo insists on pushing the vehicle to its limits. Peter Sallis stars
11:50 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Truly's Aussie sweetheart returns
Truly learns his childhood sweetheart is to return from Australia - and immediately sets about making sure the long-awaited expat receives an unforgettable welcome
12:30 PM
On the Up
Tony returns home to find Ruth wants to give their marriage another try
Tony returns home from holiday to find Ruth wants to give their marriage another try - a possibility the staff are unhappy with
1:10 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth plans to show off her singing talents
Emmet plans a piano concert for the senior citizens - but despite his best efforts, Hyacinth finds out and decides to treat them to a sing-song
1:50 PM
The Vicar of Dibley Easter 1996: The Easter Bunny
Geraldine gives up chocolate for Lent
Geraldine tries to make the supreme sacrifice by giving up chocolate for Lent, while Alice's unwavering belief in the Dibley Bunny is ridiculed
2:40 PM
Still Open All Hours
Granville invests in a giant balloon for advertising purposes
Granville invests in a giant balloon for advertising purposes, and has to come up with the best sales pitch he can muster to persuade his customers to buy tins of smoked oysters
3:20 PM
Dad's Army: The Lost Episodes
The platoon suspects that someone has been signalling to enemy aircraft
Tipped off by Frazer and Godfrey, Mainwaring and Wilson investigate a house from where they believe someone may have been signalling to enemy aircraft
4:00 PM
Are You Being Served?
Captain Peacock gains an executive perk
Captain Peacock is given the key to the executive washroom - but the new privilege goes to his head. Frank Thornton stars
4:35 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Howard secretly buys a van
Howard secretly buys a van and asks Wesley to customise it for long journeys, but Compo insists on pushing the vehicle to its limits. Peter Sallis stars
5:20 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Truly's Aussie sweetheart returns
Truly learns his childhood sweetheart is to return from Australia - and immediately sets about making sure the long-awaited expat receives an unforgettable welcome
6:00 PM
Still Open All Hours
Granville invests in a giant balloon for advertising purposes
Granville invests in a giant balloon for advertising purposes, and has to come up with the best sales pitch he can muster to persuade his customers to buy tins of smoked oysters
6:40 PM
Dad's Army: The Lost Episodes
The platoon suspects that someone has been signalling to enemy aircraft
Tipped off by Frazer and Godfrey, Mainwaring and Wilson investigate a house from where they believe someone may have been signalling to enemy aircraft
7:20 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon acquires an armoured car
The bumbling platoon boosts its fighting strength by acquiring an armoured car. Classic comedy, starring Clive Dunn and Arthur Lowe
8:00 PM
The Vicar of Dibley
Geraldine attends three Christmas lunches
The villagers celebrate Christmas, and vicar Geraldine learns there is a heavy price to be paid for festive kindness when she agrees to attend three slap-up lunches
9:00 PM
Miranda
The shop owner tries to do something for a good cause
Tilly and Penny organise a charity wine-tasting event, prompting Miranda to do something for a good cause - but her attempts do not go according to plan
9:40 PM
Not Going Out
Lee pretends to be Tim
Lee pretends to be Tim in front of Kate's Australian friend Ruth and gets a job in a shopping centre distributing leaflets. Comedy, starring Lee Mack and Tim Vine
10:20 PM
Live at the Apollo
With Kevin Bridges, Phill Jupitus and Sara Pascoe
Kevin Bridges hosts the stand-up comedy from the Hammersmith Apollo in London, introducing routines by Phill Jupitus and Sara Pascoe
11:20 PM
Inside No 9
Guests at an art gallery become trapped
A group of individuals at an art gallery soon realise they are trapped within an exhibition. Written by and starring Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith
12:00 AM
The Fast Show
Comedy sketch show
The That's Amazing presenter shows off a magical pen and the Posh Cockneys ask for directions. Comedy sketch show, with Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson and Arabella Weir
12:40 AM
The Real McCoy
Return of the comedy series featuring Britain's best black and Asian comedians
Return of the comedy series featuring Britain's funniest black and Asian comedians, with special guest, athlete Linford Christie
1:15 AM
The Vicar of Dibley
Geraldine attends three Christmas lunches
The villagers celebrate Christmas, and vicar Geraldine learns there is a heavy price to be paid for festive kindness when she agrees to attend three slap-up lunches
2:25 AM
Miranda
The shop owner tries to do something for a good cause
Tilly and Penny organise a charity wine-tasting event, prompting Miranda to do something for a good cause - but her attempts do not go according to plan
2:55 AM
Not Going Out
Lee pretends to be Tim
Lee pretends to be Tim in front of Kate's Australian friend Ruth and gets a job in a shopping centre distributing leaflets. Comedy, starring Lee Mack and Tim Vine
3:25 AM
Hancock's Half Hour in Colour
Tony is selected for jury duty
Tony is selected for jury duty and stands up to his fellow jurors - including Sid - when he believes the defendant is innocent. Classic episode of the sitcom from 1959
4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home