Nicktoons Wednesday

Gregarious starfish Patrick and his family host a revealing chat show

Double bill. Plankton replaces his computer wife with a newer model, and SpongeBob asks Patrick to help him when he cannot sleep

A dog threatens to give the camp's location away in 'Hunter Gatherers', then in 'There's No E in Team', Elliot is on the hunt for a 'Golden Ticket.' (S1, ep 16)

Miss Smith quits when Alvin finally pushes her too far, but her replacement is a nightmare and he has to do whatever it takes to get her back

The Chipettes set out to prove to Alvin and the boys that being a superhero is not only a boy thing

Miss Smith tells Alvin that if he does not pass a test he will be held back a year, but rather than study harder, Alvin plots to make Simon and Theodore fail too

Alvin decides to host the coolest paintball party ever at his house, for Kevin. But how will they get it past Dave?

Patrick hires other Patricks to entertain at parties in 'Too Many Patricks', then in 'Much Tofu About Nothing', Pat-Thos shares a Hamdonian tale of love and pork products.

Bunny must punish Patrick for chocolate-flavoured crimes in 'At Home, On the Lam', then in 'Pick Patrick's Path', the Lawnies vote for what Patrick does next. (S2, ep 12)

Double bill. SpongeBob wants to learn everything he can about vikings, and feels guilty about playing truant

Double bill. Mr Krabs has to pretend to be a pirate when an elderly relative comes to stay, and Squidward is expelled from a secret society thanks to SpongeBob and Patrick

Alvin gets a taste of his own medicine when he pulls one too many practical jokes on Simon

When Miss Croner finds out that termites have infested her home, she moves in with the chipmunks and drives everyone crazy

When the boys accidentally break Dave's new flat screen TV, they decide to become fugitives on the run

Jeanette and Eleanor act as Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson when Theodore's teddy bear mysteriously disappears

Heroes in a half shell Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo and Raphael come to terms with their new roles as saviours of New York City. Animated series

Plankton discovers competition in Narlene's backwoods restaurant in 'Taste of Defeat', then in 'Scaredy Squirrel', Sandy spends a night at the Trawler cabin.

The Dinghies travel to outer space in 'Hats Off to Space', then in 'In a Nut's Shell', After discovering his empty shell, Narlene and Nobby disguise themselves at Camp Master Krabs

When Uncle Budrick is held captive as King Gastley's jester, it's up to Max to rescue him from the castle's dungeon, with some help from her newest pals, and a wizard. (S1, ep 2)

Double bill. The local shop runs out of square pants, so SpongeBob decides to try a new look. He then builds an exact replica of Squidward's house

Double bill. Patrick and SpongeBob are asked to stand in for Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, and Squidward is mistaken for his own arch enemy

Gregarious starfish Patrick and his family host a revealing chat show

Alvin signs the Chipmunks up for a game show that forces losing contestants to perform dangerous stunts.

When Alvin accuses Dave of yelling at him too much, a therapist moves in to help Dave control his anger.

When the school digs up an old high school time capsule, Miss Smith and Dave work together to keep an old secret.

The Chipmunks and Chipettes compete in a dodgeball tournament but no-one expects Theo to be their secret weapon.

The discovery of a mysterious map convinces the campers a treasure is buried on a nearby island and they set off to look for it. (S1, ep 15)

Heroes in a half shell Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo and Raphael come to terms with their new roles as saviours of New York City. Animated series

Alvin gets a taste of his own medicine when he zaps Dave with a youth ray, turning him into an irresponsible teen

Alvin sounds the alarm when he believes Theodore has joined a motorcycle gang of vampires!

When Brittany declines Alvin’s help for a talent show, he convinces Jeanette to enter, putting the sisters at odds

Simon tells Alvin time travel is impossible, until a man from the future shows up at their home.

When Uncle Budrick is held captive as King Gastley's jester, it's up to Max to rescue him from the castle's dungeon, with some help from her newest pals, and a wizard. (S1, ep 2)

SpongeBob must find a new home for some unexpected guests in 'Pet Or Pests', and then in 'Komputer Overload', Plankton decides that he's had enough of Karen, and tries to replace her with a new model.

Double bill. SpongeBob is led astray when he is left in charge at work, and does not have time to help all his friends

A dog threatens to give the camp's location away in 'Hunter Gatherers', then in 'There's No E in Team', Elliot is on the hunt for a 'Golden Ticket.' (S1, ep 16)

The enemies of the Star family team up to exact their revenge in 'Best Served Cold', then in 'Tattoo Hullabaloo', Bunny's sailor tattoo finds himself in trouble.

Patrick hires other Patricks to entertain at parties in 'Too Many Patricks', then in 'Much Tofu About Nothing', Pat-Thos shares a Hamdonian tale of love and pork products.

Lola and Lana try out for Bluebell Scouts in 'Patching Things Up', and in 'Cheater by the Dozen', Lincoln and Clyde think Bobby is cheating on Lori

Children's animation about the chaotic everyday life of Lincoln Loud, who is the only boy in a family of 11

Double bill. Mr Krabs opens a hotel, and SpongeBob's boating teacher loses her job

Double bill. Mr Krabs wants to make sure Pearl has the best birthday ever, and SpongeBob is invited to take part in a karate competition

Po has to take over as master of the Jade Palace when Shifu injures his back

Kung fu is outlawed in the valley, so Po dons a mask and secretly uses his talents to fight crime

Miss Smith quits when Alvin finally pushes her too far, but her replacement is a nightmare and he has to do whatever it takes to get her back

The Chipettes set out to prove to Alvin and the boys that being a superhero is not only a boy thing

Miss Smith tells Alvin that if he does not pass a test he will be held back a year, but rather than study harder, Alvin plots to make Simon and Theodore fail too

Alvin decides to host the coolest paintball party ever at his house, for Kevin. But how will they get it past Dave?

SpongeBob's spatula breaks and a state-of-the-art replacement arrives in the form of 'Le Spatula'

Double bill. Plankton gives up his fast food business and opens a gift shop, while Gary starts biting everyone

Double bill. Lincoln plots to take the perfect family photo. Then, Lincoln and his sisters bet on who can go the longest without doing their most annoying habits

Lincoln purchases a kiddie pool, but all 10 of his sisters want to use it in 'Linc or Swim', and then in 'Changing the Baby', Lincoln tries to turn Lily into his mini-me

Coach Dobkins kicks Cheesy and Theodore off the track team for being slow, but Theodore is determined to compete

To celebrate 'World Day' and win a trip, the Chipmunks each get a country to represent for a school presentation.

After a lice outbreak that closes the school, Dave sets up a classroom in the house and acts as a teacher

While training for a TV baking competition with Eleanor, Theodore develops an allergy to an unknown ingredient

Theodore is hit by lightning and believes he’s like his comic book hero, until he’s told he’s actually a villain.

Po and Mr Ping settle an argument between two of the Croc bandits

Po buys some magic shoes to enhance his martial arts skills - but the enchanted footwear have an evil nature that threatens his friends

Patrick learns what GrandPat's childhood was like. / Cave Pat hosts a show with his cave family.

Double bill. Patrick and SpongeBob pull faces and compete to see who can hold it the longest, then visit a theme park for the last time before it closes down