U&Gold +1 Thursday

Miranda tries to improve her career prospects, but her decision to become a waitress threatens to turn her old school friend Tilly's promotion celebrations into a fiasco

Gary invents a promiscuous past to hide his sexual inexperience from Dorothy. Meanwhile, Tony tries to impress Deborah with his athletic prowess, but regrets his rash move

The housemates have a sleepless night as Gary goes in search of a 24-hour chemist, and Tony tries to mend a squeaking fence

Agnes turns to the internet to find a date for Valentine's Day, Dermot tries to prove to Maria he can still be romantic and Grandad becomes addicted to Viagra

The staff await a royal visit, but first Stan has to pick the right toupee, and Bren is determined to get the tables cleared. Comedy, starring Victoria Wood

Denise and Dave share the happy news that they are expecting their first baby. Denise has even given up smoking, while Nana says to phone back after Coronation Street

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