U&Gold +1 Wednesday
Sky
210
Virgin
324
5:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

8:00 AM
The Green Green Grass
Marlene throws Boycie out of the house
Boycie discovers Marlene has been discussing their marital problems with a counsellor, and the subsequent row results in him being thrown out of the house

8:45 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo's son causes chaos
Compo's son causes chaos when he embarks on a mission to find a spare exhaust pipe for his van. Peter Sallis and Tom Owen star

9:20 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Clegg and Truly offer to collect music for Tom
Clegg and Truly offer to collect music for Tom - only to discover it is actually a large console organ

10:00 AM
The Green Green Grass
Boycie builds a distillery
Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for traditional liquor among some old scrolls and goes into full-scale production, building a distillery in his barn and stocking up on potatoes

10:40 AM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Paul buys a neighbour's house
Martin is horrified to find Paul has bought a neighbour's house and is planning to rent it out. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Peter Egan

11:20 AM
Are You Being Served?
A fire drill disrupts the store
A fire drill disrupts the department store, and Mr Humphries has an uplifting experience involving an Arab sheikh

12:00 PM
Open All Hours
Arkwright decides to open the shop before dawn to catch the morning rush
Arkwright decides to open the shop before dawn to catch the morning rush and tries a special promotion to get rid of some of the goods, including fig biscuits and toilet rolls

12:35 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Tom's niece disappears
Tom's niece disappears following his bid to launch her into showbiz stardom at a pub

1:15 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo's son runs into trouble
Compo's son Tom settles into his father's old house, but soon runs into trouble

1:55 PM
The Green Green Grass
Boycie builds a distillery
Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for traditional liquor among some old scrolls and goes into full-scale production, building a distillery in his barn and stocking up on potatoes

2:35 PM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Paul buys a neighbour's house
Martin is horrified to find Paul has bought a neighbour's house and is planning to rent it out. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Peter Egan

3:15 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon decides to recruit women
Mainwaring and Wilson decide to recruit women into the platoon to take care of the less demanding tasks, but the captain loses his heart to an attractive widow

3:55 PM
Open All Hours
Arkwright decides to open the shop before dawn to catch the morning rush
Arkwright decides to open the shop before dawn to catch the morning rush and tries a special promotion to get rid of some of the goods, including fig biscuits and toilet rolls

4:30 PM
Are You Being Served?
A fire drill disrupts the store
A fire drill disrupts the department store, and Mr Humphries has an uplifting experience involving an Arab sheikh

5:10 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Tom's niece disappears
Tom's niece disappears following his bid to launch her into showbiz stardom at a pub

5:50 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo's son runs into trouble
Compo's son Tom settles into his father's old house, but soon runs into trouble

6:25 PM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Paul buys a neighbour's house
Martin is horrified to find Paul has bought a neighbour's house and is planning to rent it out. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Peter Egan

7:05 PM
The Green Green Grass
Boycie builds a distillery
Boycie discovers a medieval recipe for traditional liquor among some old scrolls and goes into full-scale production, building a distillery in his barn and stocking up on potatoes

7:45 PM
Are You Being Served?
A fire drill disrupts the store
A fire drill disrupts the department store, and Mr Humphries has an uplifting experience involving an Arab sheikh

8:25 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon responds to a cricket challenge
Warden Hodges challenges Captain Mainwaring's platoon to a cricket match. Featuring a guest appearance by former England and Yorkshire fast bowler Fred Trueman

9:05 PM
The Vicar of Dibley
Alice suggests an unconventional nativity play
Alice suggests an unconventional nativity play starring herself and Hugo as Mary and Joseph, and adds an extra touch of authenticity by going into labour mid-performance

10:00 PM
The Vicar of Dibley
Alice and Hugo's baby is christened
Alice and Hugo's baby is christened amid chaos, and David asks Geraldine to marry him. With guest stars Sean Bean, Richard Griffiths and Nina Wadia

11:00 PM
The Royle Family
Denise and Dave visit with baby David
Denise and Dave bring baby David to visit, but Denise refuses to change his nappy and Dave reveals he's going to build a toy farmyard

11:35 PM
The Fast Show
The Tweed Man buys a pair of trousers
The Tweed Man buys a pair of trousers, Unlucky Alf finds a girlfriend and Carl Hooper discusses animal freaks. Sketch show, starring Paul Whitehouse and Charlie Higson

12:15 AM
Not Going Out
Guy's constant presence in the flat angers Lee
Guy's presence in the flat continues to rile Lee and his distrust is fuelled further when he discovers his unwanted housemate runs a lap-dancing club

12:55 AM
Not Going Out
Lee and Tim babysit Guy's grandson
Lucy worries about the age gap between her and Guy when he turns up with his grandson, while a family emergency means Lee and Tim are left in charge of the baby

1:30 AM
The Vicar of Dibley
Alice and Hugo's baby is christened
Alice and Hugo's baby is christened amid chaos, and David asks Geraldine to marry him. With guest stars Sean Bean, Richard Griffiths and Nina Wadia

2:30 AM
The Royle Family
Denise and Dave visit with baby David
Denise and Dave bring baby David to visit, but Denise refuses to change his nappy and Dave reveals he's going to build a toy farmyard

3:15 AM
The Fast Show
The Tweed Man buys a pair of trousers
The Tweed Man buys a pair of trousers, Unlucky Alf finds a girlfriend and Carl Hooper discusses animal freaks. Sketch show, starring Paul Whitehouse and Charlie Higson

3:45 AM
Not Going Out
Guy's constant presence in the flat angers Lee
Guy's presence in the flat continues to rile Lee and his distrust is fuelled further when he discovers his unwanted housemate runs a lap-dancing club

4:15 AM
Ever Decreasing Circles
Paul buys a neighbour's house
Martin is horrified to find Paul has bought a neighbour's house and is planning to rent it out. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Peter Egan

5:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
