U&Gold Saturday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
7:40 AM
Are You Being Served?
Mrs Slocombe plans for a happy event
Mrs Slocombe alarms the staff by announcing she is expecting a happy event - but little do they realise it is merely her cat that is pregnant
8:10 AM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth advertises her hostess skills in the local newspaper
Hyacinth decides to share her experience of being the perfect hostess by advertising in the local newspaper. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge
8:50 AM
Open All Hours
Grumpy grocer Arkwright buys a guard dog
Following a break-in, Arkwright decides to buy a guard dog to keep away potential burglars. Unfortunately, his new investment also scares off the customers
9:30 AM
The Vicar of Dibley
Part two of two. Geraldine prepares for her wedding
Part two of two. Dawn French stars in the last-ever episode, which sees the vicar preparing for her wedding. But there are hitches even before the big day arrives
10:40 AM
Only Fools and Horses
Rodney falls for a policewoman
Rodney starts going out with a policewoman, much to the consternation of dodgy dealer Del-Boy, who is terrified that one wrong word from his little brother could see him banged up
11:20 AM
Only Fools and Horses
Del tries to sell a pair of antique urns
Del tries to sell two antique urns - but one of them contains the ashes of Trigger's late grandfather. Comedy, starring David Jason and Roger Lloyd Pack
12:00 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Del gets the gambling habit
Del takes up cards in his latest bid to make a fortune - much to the annoyance of Rodney and Grandad, who fear he will gamble away everything they have
12:40 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Rodney finds a girlfriend
Rodney finds a girlfriend, but unfortunately she is old enough to be his mother and has a husband who is about to be released from jail
1:20 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Del decorates the local Chinese restaurant
Del jumps at the opportunity to decorate the local Chinese restaurant to make a quick profit. David Jason stars
2:00 PM
Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters go on holiday
Del and Rodney reluctantly agree to let Grandad accompany them on holiday - a decision they come to regret
2:40 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Del starts a chandelier-cleaning business
Del seizes a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to improve his social standing by launching his own chandelier-cleaning business
3:20 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Rodney falls for a policewoman
Rodney starts going out with a policewoman, much to the consternation of dodgy dealer Del-Boy, who is terrified that one wrong word from his little brother could see him banged up
4:00 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Del tries to sell a pair of antique urns
Del tries to sell two antique urns - but one of them contains the ashes of Trigger's late grandfather. Comedy, starring David Jason and Roger Lloyd Pack
4:40 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Del gets the gambling habit
Del takes up cards in his latest bid to make a fortune - much to the annoyance of Rodney and Grandad, who fear he will gamble away everything they have
5:20 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Rodney finds a girlfriend
Rodney finds a girlfriend, but unfortunately she is old enough to be his mother and has a husband who is about to be released from jail
6:00 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Del decorates the local Chinese restaurant
Del jumps at the opportunity to decorate the local Chinese restaurant to make a quick profit. David Jason stars
6:40 PM
Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters go on holiday
Del and Rodney reluctantly agree to let Grandad accompany them on holiday - a decision they come to regret
7:20 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Del starts a chandelier-cleaning business
Del seizes a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to improve his social standing by launching his own chandelier-cleaning business
8:00 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Rodney falls for a policewoman
Rodney starts going out with a policewoman, much to the consternation of dodgy dealer Del-Boy, who is terrified that one wrong word from his little brother could see him banged up
8:40 PM
Gavin & Stacey
The couple make a surprise announcement
The Wests join the Shipmans on Christmas Eve for one of Mick's famous turkey dinners, but Gavin and Stacey's announcement dampens the mood. From 2008
10:00 PM
Mrs Brown's Boys
Agnes tries to arrange the perfect family Christmas
Doting mother Agnes resolves to have a proper family Christmas to celebrate son Trevor taking a break from missionary work for the first time in years. Brendan O'Carroll stars
10:40 PM
Avoidance
Jonathan worries that Spencer will end up with a new dad
When Claire invites a mysterious work colleague into her home, Jonathan worries that Spencer will end up with a new dad. Meanwhile, Dan and Courtney try to have a romantic night in
11:20 PM
Avoidance
Jonathan makes the mistake of going out with his boss Keith
Jonathan worries he has no friends, so makes the terrible decision to go for a night out with his boss Keith. Meanwhile, Dan starts to reconsider having children
12:00 AM
Avoidance
The family heads to a zombie-themed hotel
The family heads to a zombie-themed hotel as a treat for Spencer's birthday. Comedy, with Romesh Ranganathan and Jessica Knappett
12:40 AM
The Real McCoy
Featuring Curtis and Ishmael, Collette Johnson and dance troupe Danserious
The sketch show featuring some of the best black comedians, with Curtis and Ishmael, Collette Johnson and dance troupe Danserious
1:20 AM
Gavin & Stacey
The couple make a surprise announcement
The Wests join the Shipmans on Christmas Eve for one of Mick's famous turkey dinners, but Gavin and Stacey's announcement dampens the mood. From 2008
2:45 AM
Still Open All Hours
Granville and Gastric find themselves acting as marriage counsellors
Granville and Gastric find themselves acting as marriage counsellors, while Leroy adopts a festive disguise to avoid trouble. Return of the comedy, starring David Jason
3:15 AM
The Real McCoy
Featuring Curtis and Ishmael, Collette Johnson and dance troupe Danserious
The sketch show featuring some of the best black comedians, with Curtis and Ishmael, Collette Johnson and dance troupe Danserious
4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home