U&Gold Thursday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
7:30 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Truly persuades Marina to stop seeing Howard
Truly discovers a former suitor of Marina's went off to Australia - and convinces her the only way to respect the emigrant's memory is to stop seeing Howard
8:00 AM
Blackadder II
A bloodthirsty bishop menaces Edmund
Edmund receives a visit from the bloodthirsty Bishop of Bath and Wells, who threatens to do him a mischief with a red-hot poker over the matter of an unpaid loan
8:40 AM
The Thin Blue Line
Grim tracks down criminal carol singers
Grim tracks down criminal carol singers, Fowler falls victim to the Gasforth Amateur Dramatics Society, and Goody discovers giving presents is not guaranteed to create goodwill
9:20 AM
The Green Green Grass
Boycie decides his employees need to work harder
Boycie decides his employees need to work harder and sacks Mrs Cakeworthy when he catches her slacking - only to regret his decision when he learns she is a witch
10:00 AM
Are You Being Served?
Mr Grainger dreads his imminent retirement
The staff plan a dinner for Mr Grainger in honour of his long-standing service to the company.
10:40 AM
Porridge
The inmates face a day of hard labour
The inmates face a day of hard labour digging drains on a lonely stretch of moorland - but try to turn the situation to their advantage
11:20 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Howard grows convinced he was abandoned at birth
Howard becomes convinced he was abandoned as a baby, while Alvin is upset that his newly constructed kite will not fly
12:00 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
A message in a bottle intrigues Truly
Truly is intrigued by a bottle with a message inside floating down the river, and enlists the help of Clegg, Billy and Alvin to follow its elusive course
12:40 PM
The Green Green Grass
Boycie decides his employees need to work harder
Boycie decides his employees need to work harder and sacks Mrs Cakeworthy when he catches her slacking - only to regret his decision when he learns she is a witch
1:20 PM
The Good Life
A journalist writes a story about Tom and Barbara
Tom and Barbara enjoy celebrity status when a journalist writes a story about their way of life. Comedy, starring Felicity Kendal and Richard Briers
2:00 PM
Dad's Army
The king's train passes through Walmington-on-Sea
Mainwaring and the platoon are asked to provide a guard of honour for a train carrying George VI passing through Walmington-on-Sea, but another locomotive confounds their plans
2:40 PM
Porridge
The inmates face a day of hard labour
The inmates face a day of hard labour digging drains on a lonely stretch of moorland - but try to turn the situation to their advantage
3:20 PM
Are You Being Served?
Mr Grainger dreads his imminent retirement
The staff plan a dinner for Mr Grainger in honour of his long-standing service to the company.
4:00 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Howard grows convinced he was abandoned at birth
Howard becomes convinced he was abandoned as a baby, while Alvin is upset that his newly constructed kite will not fly
4:40 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
A message in a bottle intrigues Truly
Truly is intrigued by a bottle with a message inside floating down the river, and enlists the help of Clegg, Billy and Alvin to follow its elusive course
5:20 PM
The Green Green Grass
Boycie decides his employees need to work harder
Boycie decides his employees need to work harder and sacks Mrs Cakeworthy when he catches her slacking - only to regret his decision when he learns she is a witch
6:00 PM
Are You Being Served?
Mr Grainger dreads his imminent retirement
The staff plan a dinner for Mr Grainger in honour of his long-standing service to the company.
6:40 PM
Dad's Army
The king's train passes through Walmington-on-Sea
Mainwaring and the platoon are asked to provide a guard of honour for a train carrying George VI passing through Walmington-on-Sea, but another locomotive confounds their plans
7:20 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon takes part in an efficiency test
The platoon takes part in an efficiency test in a bid to prove its worth, but mistakenly attacks a tea lady with onions from Jones's van. Guest starring Fulton Mackay
8:00 PM
The Good Life
Tom takes the law into his own hands
Tom sets out to catch the thief responsible for stealing leeks from his garden. Self-sufficiency comedy, starring Richard Briers, Felicity Kendal and Penelope Keith
8:40 PM
The Thin Blue Line
The boys in blue end up in the dock
The boys in blue prepare to be cross-examined by a crook's formidable defence counsel
9:20 PM
Blackadder II
Edmund is challenged to a drinking contest
Lord Melchett challenges Edmund to a drinking contest that he cannot get out of - but his puritanical aunt and uncle are visiting him on the same night
10:00 PM
The Office
Brent is offered a promotion
Jennifer from head office visits to tell Brent the Slough branch is to be merged - but his own career is secure if he sells out his team. Comedy, starring Ricky Gervais
10:40 PM
The Good Life
Tom takes the law into his own hands
Tom sets out to catch the thief responsible for stealing leeks from his garden. Self-sufficiency comedy, starring Richard Briers, Felicity Kendal and Penelope Keith
11:20 PM
The Thin Blue Line
The boys in blue end up in the dock
The boys in blue prepare to be cross-examined by a crook's formidable defence counsel
12:00 AM
Blackadder II
Edmund is challenged to a drinking contest
Lord Melchett challenges Edmund to a drinking contest that he cannot get out of - but his puritanical aunt and uncle are visiting him on the same night