U&Gold Monday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:25 AM
Only Fools and Horses
Rodney wins a holiday in Majorca
Rodney wins a holiday at a five-star hotel in Majorca, but cannot understand why the trip is for three people. David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst and Gwyneth Strong star

8:30 AM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth plans to show off her singing talents
Emmet plans a piano concert for the senior citizens - but despite his best efforts, Hyacinth finds out and decides to treat them to a sing-song

9:10 AM
On the Up
Dawn fills in for Maggie as Tony's secretary
Dawn fills in for Maggie as Tony's secretary, but ends up giving many of the drivers the flu and forcing the boss to get back behind the wheel

9:50 AM
Are You Being Served?
Mr Spooner reveals musical talents
Mr Spooner reveals musical abilities - and the rest of the staff, stunned to find he has such talent, insist on cashing in on his chart success. With Mike Berry

10:25 AM
Only Fools and Horses
Rodney becomes a wanted man
Rodney tries to help a drunken woman on the street, but his good deed backfires. Fearful of a life behind bars, he promptly goes into hiding - unaware Del has set him up as a joke

11:00 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo helps his miserable nephew
The trio take a holiday at the seaside with Compo's miserable nephew Gordon, and attempt to cheer him up. Peter Sallis, Brian Wilde, Bill Owen and Philip Jackson star

11:40 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Sid challenges Foggy to a round of golf
Foggy accepts Sid's challenge to play a round of golf - despite not having touched a club since 1939. Brian Wilde and Sid Comer star

12:20 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth plans to show off her singing talents
Emmet plans a piano concert for the senior citizens - but despite his best efforts, Hyacinth finds out and decides to treat them to a sing-song

1:00 PM
On the Up
Dawn fills in for Maggie as Tony's secretary
Dawn fills in for Maggie as Tony's secretary, but ends up giving many of the drivers the flu and forcing the boss to get back behind the wheel

1:40 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon takes charge of a large naval gun
The men of the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard platoon take charge when a large naval gun is delivered to the church hall. Classic comedy, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier

2:20 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Rodney becomes a wanted man
Rodney tries to help a drunken woman on the street, but his good deed backfires. Fearful of a life behind bars, he promptly goes into hiding - unaware Del has set him up as a joke

3:00 PM
Are You Being Served?
Mr Spooner reveals musical talents
Mr Spooner reveals musical abilities - and the rest of the staff, stunned to find he has such talent, insist on cashing in on his chart success. With Mike Berry

3:40 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo helps his miserable nephew
The trio take a holiday at the seaside with Compo's miserable nephew Gordon, and attempt to cheer him up. Peter Sallis, Brian Wilde, Bill Owen and Philip Jackson star

4:20 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Sid challenges Foggy to a round of golf
Foggy accepts Sid's challenge to play a round of golf - despite not having touched a club since 1939. Brian Wilde and Sid Comer star

5:00 PM
On the Up
Dawn fills in for Maggie as Tony's secretary
Dawn fills in for Maggie as Tony's secretary, but ends up giving many of the drivers the flu and forcing the boss to get back behind the wheel

5:40 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth plans to show off her singing talents
Emmet plans a piano concert for the senior citizens - but despite his best efforts, Hyacinth finds out and decides to treat them to a sing-song

6:20 PM
Are You Being Served?
Mr Spooner reveals musical talents
Mr Spooner reveals musical abilities - and the rest of the staff, stunned to find he has such talent, insist on cashing in on his chart success. With Mike Berry

7:00 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Rodney becomes a wanted man
Rodney tries to help a drunken woman on the street, but his good deed backfires. Fearful of a life behind bars, he promptly goes into hiding - unaware Del has set him up as a joke

7:40 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon takes charge of a large naval gun
The men of the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard platoon take charge when a large naval gun is delivered to the church hall. Classic comedy, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier

8:20 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon chases a runaway barrage balloon
The platoon takes a loose barrage balloon off to the woods to secure it to a tree, but an accident sees it float away - taking Captain Mainwaring with it

9:00 PM
Men Behaving Badly
Gary gets stuck in a lift with Deborah
Gary gets stuck in a lift with Deborah, while Tony tries his hand at the art of seduction - with a van and a blanket

9:35 PM
Men Behaving Badly
Tony's brother comes to stay
When Tony's brother and his girlfriend pay a visit, their behaviour almost drives Gary to murder - until an interesting piece of information comes to light

10:10 PM
The Fast Show
Bob Fleming goes badger watching
Rapid-fire comedy show, in which the Alcoholic Family has breakfast and Bob Fleming goes badger watching. Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson, Arabella Weir and Caroline Aherne star

10:50 PM
The Fast Show
The Tweed Man buys a pair of trousers
The Tweed Man buys a pair of trousers, Unlucky Alf finds a girlfriend and Carl Hooper discusses animal freaks. Sketch show, starring Paul Whitehouse and Charlie Higson

11:30 PM
Men Behaving Badly
The housemates have a sleepless night
The housemates have a sleepless night as Gary goes in search of a 24-hour chemist, and Tony tries to mend a squeaking fence

12:10 AM
Inside No 9
An overnight stay in a church on Christmas Eve yields dramatic results
A stay in a church on Christmas Eve yields dramatic results for Dr Jasper Parkway. Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton star

12:50 AM
The Cleaner
Wicky is called upon to handle the devastation left by a lethal barroom brawl
Crime scene cleaner Wicky is called upon to handle the devastation left by a lethal barroom brawl. Dark comedy, starring Greg Davies, with Harriet Walter

1:30 AM
The Cleaner
Wicky suffers a nightmare trying to clean a blood-soaked auditorium
Crime scene cleaner Wicky is called upon to handle the devastation left by a 40-woman brawl at a male strip show. Dark comedy, starring Greg Davies, with Simon Callow

2:15 AM
The Fast Show
Bob Fleming goes badger watching
Rapid-fire comedy show, in which the Alcoholic Family has breakfast and Bob Fleming goes badger watching. Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson, Arabella Weir and Caroline Aherne star

2:50 AM
The Fast Show
The Tweed Man buys a pair of trousers
The Tweed Man buys a pair of trousers, Unlucky Alf finds a girlfriend and Carl Hooper discusses animal freaks. Sketch show, starring Paul Whitehouse and Charlie Higson

3:20 AM
Inside No 9
An overnight stay in a church on Christmas Eve yields dramatic results
A stay in a church on Christmas Eve yields dramatic results for Dr Jasper Parkway. Reece Shearsmith and Steve Pemberton star

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
