U&Gold Saturday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:05 AM
The Green Green Grass
Boycie prepares to sack all the staff
Boycie prepares to sack all the farm staff, but manager Elgin persuades him to keep them on and become a 'gentleman farmer', which seemingly involves doing little work

7:50 AM
Hi-de-Hi!
Joe Maplin commissions a statue
Joe Maplin commissions a statue of himself with strict instructions for the unveiling - paving the way for more chaos at the holiday camp

8:30 AM
Porridge
The inmates face a day of hard labour
The inmates face a day of hard labour digging drains on a lonely stretch of moorland - but try to turn the situation to their advantage

9:10 AM
Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters help a damsel in distress
The Trotters meet a pregnant German woman who is in need of help, so Del-Boy becomes her saviour and plans to make himself money at the same time

9:50 AM
Only Fools and Horses
Del cashes in on a miracle
A weeping statue in the local church gives Del an idea for a miraculous money-making scheme. However, his efforts are thwarted by the weather. Comedy, starring David Jason

10:30 AM
Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters are caught up in an attempted robbery
A routine trip to the supermarket turns into a tense night as an inept robber holds the Trotters hostage, along with the manager and security guard

11:10 AM
Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters fall for the same woman
Tempers flare between the Trotter brothers as they fall for the same woman - and Del's efforts to win the romance war leave his future hanging in the balance

11:50 AM
Only Fools and Horses
Rodney becomes a film-maker
Rodney's plans to make a film are spoiled by Del-Boy, who begins offering roles to anyone who wants one - if they pay for the privilege

12:30 PM
Only Fools and Horses
A millionaire offers Del a partnership
An old friend returns from Australia flushed with success and offers Del a share in his business empire Down Under

1:05 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Feature-length episode. The Trotters dabble in the diamond import business
The Trotters journey to Holland to dabble in the diamond import business - with old foe Inspector Slater hot on their trail. Feature-length episode, guest starring Jim Broadbent

3:10 PM
Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters help a damsel in distress
The Trotters meet a pregnant German woman who is in need of help, so Del-Boy becomes her saviour and plans to make himself money at the same time

3:50 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Del cashes in on a miracle
A weeping statue in the local church gives Del an idea for a miraculous money-making scheme. However, his efforts are thwarted by the weather. Comedy, starring David Jason

4:30 PM
Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters are caught up in an attempted robbery
A routine trip to the supermarket turns into a tense night as an inept robber holds the Trotters hostage, along with the manager and security guard

5:10 PM
Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters fall for the same woman
Tempers flare between the Trotter brothers as they fall for the same woman - and Del's efforts to win the romance war leave his future hanging in the balance

5:50 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Rodney becomes a film-maker
Rodney's plans to make a film are spoiled by Del-Boy, who begins offering roles to anyone who wants one - if they pay for the privilege

6:30 PM
Only Fools and Horses
A millionaire offers Del a partnership
An old friend returns from Australia flushed with success and offers Del a share in his business empire Down Under

7:05 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Feature-length episode. The Trotters dabble in the diamond import business
The Trotters journey to Holland to dabble in the diamond import business - with old foe Inspector Slater hot on their trail. Feature-length episode, guest starring Jim Broadbent

9:10 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Christmas special from 1988. Del tries a dating agency
Del-Boy embarks on a new romance with Raquel, an actress he meets through a computer dating agency. Feature-length Christmas special from 1988

11:05 PM
Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters help a damsel in distress
The Trotters meet a pregnant German woman who is in need of help, so Del-Boy becomes her saviour and plans to make himself money at the same time

11:45 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Del cashes in on a miracle
A weeping statue in the local church gives Del an idea for a miraculous money-making scheme. However, his efforts are thwarted by the weather. Comedy, starring David Jason

12:25 AM
Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters are caught up in an attempted robbery
A routine trip to the supermarket turns into a tense night as an inept robber holds the Trotters hostage, along with the manager and security guard

1:00 AM
The Outlaws
The group discover a bag of cash in the community centre's ceiling
The group engages in bonding exercises led by Gabby, then hijacked by Diane. But harmony is punctured when they discover a bag of cash stashed in the community centre's ceiling

2:15 AM
Miranda
A shopping expedition ends in disaster
Joke-shop owner Miranda visits a clothing store to buy an outfit suitable for a date - but the expedition ends in disaster. First episode of the comedy, starring Miranda Hart

2:45 AM
Avoidance
Spencer is invited to a laser quest party - and Jonathan decides to go with him
When Spencer gets invited to a laser quest party, Jonathan is so distracted by over-parenting the situation that he risks embarrassing Spencer and losing his job

3:30 AM
Miranda
Penny urges Miranda to improve her career prospects
Miranda tries to improve her career prospects, but her decision to become a waitress threatens to turn her old school friend Tilly's promotion celebrations into a fiasco

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
