U&Gold Wednesday

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After a visit from Dr Fitzcogan, Les has some devastating news to impart to Uncle Mort: he's not about to die after all

Hyacinth and Richard take over a country cottage for a couple of days, with unexpected results

Truly discovers a former suitor of Marina's went off to Australia - and convinces her the only way to respect the emigrant's memory is to stop seeing Howard

Auntie Wainwright is puzzled by the bargain she picked up at the auction rooms - and even more confused when she finds out what it is. Comedy, starring Jean Alexander

Grace Brothers decides to start an in-house magazine, but the new publication causes rifts among members of the staff

Granville tries to stop Madge from moving away and taking Mavis with her - but there is only one person who can change their minds, and he has been dead for years

Howard becomes convinced he was abandoned as a baby, while Alvin is upset that his newly constructed kite will not fly

Truly is intrigued by a bottle with a message inside floating down the river, and enlists the help of Clegg, Billy and Alvin to follow its elusive course

Hyacinth and Richard take over a country cottage for a couple of days, with unexpected results

After a visit from Dr Fitzcogan, Les has some devastating news to impart to Uncle Mort: he's not about to die after all

The platoon is selected to appear in an army training film, but Captain Mainwaring refuses to take part when he finds out his men are to play Nazi soldiers

Granville tries to stop Madge from moving away and taking Mavis with her - but there is only one person who can change their minds, and he has been dead for years

Howard becomes convinced he was abandoned as a baby, while Alvin is upset that his newly constructed kite will not fly

Truly is intrigued by a bottle with a message inside floating down the river, and enlists the help of Clegg, Billy and Alvin to follow its elusive course

Grace Brothers decides to start an in-house magazine, but the new publication causes rifts among members of the staff

Private Pike receives his call-up papers and unexpectedly passes his medical, much to the horror of his mollycoddling mother

Granville tries to stop Madge from moving away and taking Mavis with her - but there is only one person who can change their minds, and he has been dead for years

Nessa goes into labour a month early, and the newlyweds are forced to put aside their differences to find Smithy before the baby's birth

Gavin starts his job in Cardiff and Smithy has to come to terms with not living near his best friend, but Neil's christening offers an opportunity for everyone to reunite

Rimmer strives to earn a commission and qualify for transfer to an advanced holoship containing the cream of the Space Corps and a woman he has developed feelings for

A mechanical life form named the Inquisitor's quest to eliminate worthless beings brings him aboard Red Dwarf, where he has plenty of candidates to choose from

Dave is unhappy about Nessa's plans to visit Essex, Stacey ensures Gavin sticks to his promise while she finds a new job, and Pam and Mick host a beer and curry night

The Essex boys plan a big night out in Cardiff and a sleepover at Bryn's, but Smithy is concerned about seeing Nessa again. Meanwhile, Stacey tells Gavin about a worrying discovery

Lee poses as Lucy's husband in an attempt to stop her flirting with the male delegates at a trade conference. Comedy, starring Lee Mack and Sally Bretton

The Swindon merger has finally gone through and the new staff members arrive in Slough for their first day. Ricky Gervais and Martin Freeman star

Dave is unhappy about Nessa's plans to visit Essex, Stacey ensures Gavin sticks to his promise while she finds a new job, and Pam and Mick host a beer and curry night

The Essex boys plan a big night out in Cardiff and a sleepover at Bryn's, but Smithy is concerned about seeing Nessa again. Meanwhile, Stacey tells Gavin about a worrying discovery

Lee poses as Lucy's husband in an attempt to stop her flirting with the male delegates at a trade conference. Comedy, starring Lee Mack and Sally Bretton

The Swindon merger has finally gone through and the new staff members arrive in Slough for their first day. Ricky Gervais and Martin Freeman star

Miri embarks on a road trip with her mother to visit Oscar's aunt, but an accident stalls them and Caroline is forced to discuss how she truly feels about Miri's time in prison

Hyacinth and Richard take over a country cottage for a couple of days, with unexpected results

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home