U&Gold Saturday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:01 AM
Are You Being Served?
Old Mr Grace suspects Mr Humphries may be his son
Old Mr Grace begins to suspect Mr Humphries may be his son and heir

7:40 AM
Sandylands
Les plots his escape from Sandylands
As Les plots his escape from Sandylands, Tina discovers that he is still alive, while Emily manages to keep them all from the attentions of the One-Eyed Man

8:15 AM
Porridge
Fletcher helps new inmate Godber settle in
Crafty con Fletcher helps new inmate Godber settle in by giving him a few lessons on coping with prison life. Comedy, starring Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsale

8:55 AM
Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters lose their millions. Christmas special from 2001
The brothers jet off to Monte Carlo five years after achieving their dream of becoming millionaires - only for a dodgy deal to see them heading home. Christmas special from 2001

10:30 AM
Only Fools and Horses
Del encounters an old flame
Del encounters an old flame, and Rodney experiences the joys of dating - but the brothers soon face awkward questions from the past. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star

11:10 AM
Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters mourn Grandad's death
The Trotters attend Grandad's funeral - and meet a certain long-lost seafaring uncle who ends up outstaying his welcome

11:50 AM
Only Fools and Horses
Uncle Albert has a nasty fall
Uncle Albert falls into the pub cellar, but turns his injury into a profit-making opportunity - eagerly egged on by Del-Boy. Starring David Jason and Buster Merryfield

12:30 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Rodney joins a band
Rodney aspires to be a pop star, but Del-Boy manages to ruin his chances. Guest starring DJ Mike Read

1:10 PM
Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters dog-sit
The Trotters agree to dog-sit while Boycie and Marlene go on holiday, little suspecting what lies ahead. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst

1:55 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Del sets Rodney up on a date
Del pays a stripper to attend a party at the Nag's Head with Rodney, who has been bet by Mickey Pearce that he cannot find a date for the occasion

2:30 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Del persuades Denzil to lend him his redundancy money
Del sees a chance to make a quick profit involving Denzil's redundancy money. Comedy, starring David Jason

3:10 PM
Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters lose their millions. Christmas special from 2001
The brothers jet off to Monte Carlo five years after achieving their dream of becoming millionaires - only for a dodgy deal to see them heading home. Christmas special from 2001

4:45 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Del encounters an old flame
Del encounters an old flame, and Rodney experiences the joys of dating - but the brothers soon face awkward questions from the past. David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst star

5:25 PM
Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters mourn Grandad's death
The Trotters attend Grandad's funeral - and meet a certain long-lost seafaring uncle who ends up outstaying his welcome

6:05 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Uncle Albert has a nasty fall
Uncle Albert falls into the pub cellar, but turns his injury into a profit-making opportunity - eagerly egged on by Del-Boy. Starring David Jason and Buster Merryfield

6:45 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Rodney joins a band
Rodney aspires to be a pop star, but Del-Boy manages to ruin his chances. Guest starring DJ Mike Read

7:25 PM
Gavin & Stacey
Nessa and Dave's wedding day arrives
With preparations for the wedding in full swing, Stacey has news for Gavin. Bryn and Jason put their big secret to bed, and Smithy has a final chat with Nessa

8:00 PM
Red Dwarf
Telepathic predators attack the crew
The crew members emerge from suspended animation and encounter an infestation of Psirens, telepathic predators who take the form of their victims' greatest desire

8:40 PM
Red Dwarf
A composite life-form menaces the crew
Lister and the crew are drawn to a desolate space station where they meet a bizarre alien life-form combining aspects of all their personalities

9:20 PM
Mrs Brown's Boys
Agnes's children suspect one of them is adopted
Rory and Dino have a bust-up, Mark and Betty announce they are leaving for Australia right away and a phone call causes the Brown children to suspect one of them may be adopted

10:00 PM
Only Fools and Horses
The Trotters dog-sit
The Trotters agree to dog-sit while Boycie and Marlene go on holiday, little suspecting what lies ahead. Comedy, starring David Jason and Nicholas Lyndhurst

10:40 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Del sets Rodney up on a date
Del pays a stripper to attend a party at the Nag's Head with Rodney, who has been bet by Mickey Pearce that he cannot find a date for the occasion

11:20 PM
Only Fools and Horses
Del persuades Denzil to lend him his redundancy money
Del sees a chance to make a quick profit involving Denzil's redundancy money. Comedy, starring David Jason

12:00 AM
Men Behaving Badly
Gary celebrates his reunion with Dorothy
Gary celebrates getting back together with Dorothy by making her a special video of their relationship - with decidedly unromantic results

12:40 AM
Men Behaving Badly
Gary plays nurse to Dorothy
Gary dedicates himself to nursing girlfriend Dorothy back to health after an operation - but soon gets bored and suggests a more intimate form of therapy

1:20 AM
Men Behaving Badly
Gary finds Dorothy in bed with Tony
Gary staggers home from a weekend's creative writing course to find Dorothy in bed with Tony

2:00 AM
Here We Go
Comedy focusing on the Jessop family
Comedy focusing on the Jessop family. To boost morale after surviving 2020, the Jessops decide they're going to have a summer holiday after all - even if it's in Margate in October

2:35 AM
Men Behaving Badly
Gary celebrates his reunion with Dorothy
Gary celebrates getting back together with Dorothy by making her a special video of their relationship - with decidedly unromantic results

3:05 AM
Men Behaving Badly
Gary plays nurse to Dorothy
Gary dedicates himself to nursing girlfriend Dorothy back to health after an operation - but soon gets bored and suggests a more intimate form of therapy

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
