U&Gold Thursday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

7:10 AM
Don't Wait Up
Toby almost finds himself in hot water when he becomes involved in a little deception
Toby almost finds himself in hot water when he becomes involved in a little deception, while Tom also has hot water problems - to do with his central heating

7:55 AM
The Green Green Grass
Marlene tries to help her son mend his broken heart
Marlene turns to her mother for assistance when Tyler falls into a deep depression and goes on a starvation diet after his girlfriend leaves him. Guest starring June Whitfield

8:30 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
The trio try to liberate Wally
The trio scheme to get Wally out from under Nora Batty's thumb for a day. Comedy, starring Bill Owen

9:10 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Foggy comes up with a money-making scam
Foggy hits upon an ingenious money-making scam - selling food to the famished inhabitants of a local health farm

9:50 AM
Hi-de-Hi!
Joe Maplin commissions a statue
Joe Maplin commissions a statue of himself with strict instructions for the unveiling - paving the way for more chaos at the holiday camp

10:30 AM
Blackadder II
Edmund embarks on a voyage around the Cape of Good Hope
Edmund becomes jealous of the adulation that Sir Walter Raleigh has been receiving and announces he intends to go on a voyage around the Cape of Good Hope. Tom Baker guest stars

11:10 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Clegg drives Ludovic's van
Clegg tries to drive Ludovic's van. Rural comedy, starring Peter Sallis and Bryan Pringle

11:55 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo, Clegg and Foggy take part in a concert
Compo, Clegg and Foggy put their unique talents to good use in the church concert. Comedy, starring Bill Owen

12:30 PM
Don't Wait Up
Toby almost finds himself in hot water when he becomes involved in a little deception
Toby almost finds himself in hot water when he becomes involved in a little deception, while Tom also has hot water problems - to do with his central heating

1:10 PM
The Green Green Grass
Marlene tries to help her son mend his broken heart
Marlene turns to her mother for assistance when Tyler falls into a deep depression and goes on a starvation diet after his girlfriend leaves him. Guest starring June Whitfield

1:50 PM
Dad's Army
Jones buys black-market pigeons
Jones buys black-market pigeons from wheeler-dealer Walker - but is horrified to discover the birds were taken from Trafalgar Square. Comedy, starring Clive Dunn and James Beck

2:25 PM
Blackadder II
Edmund embarks on a voyage around the Cape of Good Hope
Edmund becomes jealous of the adulation that Sir Walter Raleigh has been receiving and announces he intends to go on a voyage around the Cape of Good Hope. Tom Baker guest stars

3:10 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Clegg drives Ludovic's van
Clegg tries to drive Ludovic's van. Rural comedy, starring Peter Sallis and Bryan Pringle

3:50 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo, Clegg and Foggy take part in a concert
Compo, Clegg and Foggy put their unique talents to good use in the church concert. Comedy, starring Bill Owen

4:25 PM
Dad's Army
Jones buys black-market pigeons
Jones buys black-market pigeons from wheeler-dealer Walker - but is horrified to discover the birds were taken from Trafalgar Square. Comedy, starring Clive Dunn and James Beck

5:05 PM
The Green Green Grass
Marlene tries to help her son mend his broken heart
Marlene turns to her mother for assistance when Tyler falls into a deep depression and goes on a starvation diet after his girlfriend leaves him. Guest starring June Whitfield

5:45 PM
Hi-de-Hi!
Joe Maplin commissions a statue
Joe Maplin commissions a statue of himself with strict instructions for the unveiling - paving the way for more chaos at the holiday camp

6:25 PM
Blackadder II
Edmund embarks on a voyage around the Cape of Good Hope
Edmund becomes jealous of the adulation that Sir Walter Raleigh has been receiving and announces he intends to go on a voyage around the Cape of Good Hope. Tom Baker guest stars

7:05 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon camps on a firing range
Mainwaring camps the platoon in the middle of a firing range, forcing Corporal Jones to make a desperate effort to raise the alarm. Starring Arthur Lowe and Clive Dunn

7:40 PM
The Good Life
Tom hurts his back
Barbara is left to harvest the couple's crops on her own when Tom hurts his back - a situation made worse by the terrible weather. Richard Briers stars

8:20 PM
The Good Life
Tom tries to market his garden produce
Tom tries to market his garden produce, but finds it more difficult than he imagined - especially with the added pressure of paying the household rates.

9:00 PM
The Good Life
Tom gains two disciples
Tom's philosophy of life gains him two eager disciples - but he is soon anxious to be rid of them. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal

9:40 PM
The Good Life
A journalist writes a story about Tom and Barbara
Tom and Barbara enjoy celebrity status when a journalist writes a story about their way of life. Comedy, starring Felicity Kendal and Richard Briers

10:15 PM
Live at the Apollo
Comedy sets by Frankie Boyle, Simon Evans and Aisling Bea
Frankie Boyle hosts an evening of stand-up at the Apollo in Hammersmith, London, introducing routines by Simon Evans and Aisling Bea

11:20 PM
Mrs Brown's Boys
Agnes goes on a diet
Agnes goes on a diet after her family's comments about her weight, but soon realises how difficult it will be to lay off the fish and chips

12:00 AM
Blackadder II
Edmund embarks on a voyage around the Cape of Good Hope
Edmund becomes jealous of the adulation that Sir Walter Raleigh has been receiving and announces he intends to go on a voyage around the Cape of Good Hope. Tom Baker guest stars

12:40 AM
Dad's Army
The platoon camps on a firing range
Mainwaring camps the platoon in the middle of a firing range, forcing Corporal Jones to make a desperate effort to raise the alarm. Starring Arthur Lowe and Clive Dunn

1:20 AM
The Good Life
Tom gains two disciples
Tom's philosophy of life gains him two eager disciples - but he is soon anxious to be rid of them. Comedy, starring Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal

2:00 AM
The Good Life
A journalist writes a story about Tom and Barbara
Tom and Barbara enjoy celebrity status when a journalist writes a story about their way of life. Comedy, starring Felicity Kendal and Richard Briers

2:30 AM
The Cleaner
Wicky faces a blood-soaked crime scene in an ice-cream parlour
Wicky faces a blood-soaked crime scene in an ice-cream parlour, though his mind is focused on winning Weasel's Christmas raffle. Comedy, starring Greg Davies

3:15 AM
Dad's Army
The platoon camps on a firing range
Mainwaring camps the platoon in the middle of a firing range, forcing Corporal Jones to make a desperate effort to raise the alarm. Starring Arthur Lowe and Clive Dunn

4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
