U&W HD Saturday
Sky
132
Virgin
125
3:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
6:10 AM
The Bill
Part one of two. Ramani suspects Terry's brother of abusing his son
Part one of two. Ramani and Sim join forces in a bid to find out whether Terry's brother has been abusing his son, while Honey tries to deal with an emergency at St Hugh's hospital
7:00 AM
The Bill
Part two of two. Jack and Neil are taken hostage
Part two of two. The siege at the hospital takes a turn for the worse as Jack and Neil are taken hostage at gunpoint, leaving new DC Jo Masters to take charge of the situation
8:00 AM
The Bill
Abi stuns Samantha with a fresh revelation
Samantha begins to feel she's trapped in a never-ending nightmare when a confrontation with Abi leads to yet another revelation - she intends to marry her erstwhile kidnapper Hugh
9:00 AM
The Bill
Hugh Wallis turns the tables on Sam
Hugh Wallis turns the tables on Sam Nixon by accusing her of abducting her own daughter as the tug of love moves toward a dramatic conclusion
10:00 AM
The Bill
Sam struggles to build a case against Hugh Wallis
Sam struggles to prove that Hugh Wallis abducted, brainwashed and raped her daughter, but the suspect arrogantly sticks to his story that Abi instigated the sexual relationship
11:00 AM
Tipping Point
Quiz show, hosted by Ben Shephard
Ben Shephard hosts the arcade-themed quiz in which contestants drop tokens down a choice of four chutes in the hope of winning a £10,000 jackpot
12:00 PM
Tipping Point
Game show, hosted by Ben Shephard
Ben Shephard hosts the arcade-themed quiz show, in which contestants drop tokens down a choice of four chutes in the hope of winning a £10,000 jackpot
1:00 PM
Tipping Point
Game show, hosted by Ben Shephard
Ben Shephard hosts the arcade-themed quiz show, in which contestants drop tokens down a choice of four chutes in the hope of winning a £10,000 jackpot
2:00 PM
Tipping Point
Game show, hosted by Ben Shephard
Ben Shephard hosts the arcade-themed quiz show, in which contestants drop tokens down a choice of four chutes in the hope of winning a £10,000 jackpot
3:05 PM
My Family
Susan tries to help friends who are having marital problems
Old friends of the Harpers begin having marital problems, prompting Susan to invite them round for dinner. However, her own relationship with Ben is tested when they take sides
3:45 PM
My Family
Susan is accused of stealing a pair of sunglasses
Susan's mood swings lead Michael to believe she is going through the menopause, and his suspicions are confirmed when she is arrested for stealing sunglasses
4:25 PM
My Family
Ben falls in love with his neighbour's TV
Ben falls in love with a neighbour's plasma-screen TV, while Michael's current girlfriend may be expecting a delivery of a different kind
5:00 PM
Outnumbered
Karen becomes preoccupied with Satan
Karen becomes preoccupied with Satan, while Ben falls foul of a football referee, and Sue competes with the impossibly perfect mother next door
5:40 PM
Outnumbered
The family spends a day sightseeing in London
Gran takes the family out for a day of sightseeing in London, where Pete uses a visit to HMS Belfast to stage a brief re-enactment of the Second World War
6:20 PM
Outnumbered
Sue finds an inappropriate image on the family computer
Sue finds an inappropriate image on the family computer, Pete is horrified at the thought of having a heart-to-heart with Gran, and Ben puts his own spin on a game of chess
7:00 PM
Outnumbered
Karen devises her own version of Britain's Got Talent
Pete has an eventful Saturday morning game of tennis, Ben decides to take a close interest in his dad's medical tests, and Karen devises her own version of Britain's Got Talent
7:40 PM
Outnumbered
Ben shows prospective buyers around the house
A hung-over Pete comes up against a rising tide of superstition, astrology and conspiracy theories, while Ben shows a couple of prospective buyers around the house
8:20 PM
Outnumbered
Auntie Angela introduces her new husband to the family
Auntie Angela visits the family with her new husband in tow and an evening out provides Ben with the opportunity to tell everyone about his sex education class
9:00 PM
My Family Christmas Special 2006
Ben spends Christmas in hospital
Scrooge-like Ben feigns a mystery illness to avoid the annual festivities - yet when Susan calls his bluff and drags him to the doctor, he ends up being admitted to hospital
10:05 PM
My Family Christmas Special 2007
Susan pretends a quiet Christmas away would be better for Ben
Susan pretends a quiet Christmas away at a country retreat would be better for Ben than being at home, but her plans to spring a surprise on him backfire in spectacular fashion
11:25 PM
Louis Theroux's Weird Weekends: Christmas Special
Louis arranges a bizarre festive gathering
The intrepid reporter meets some strange and colourful characters on his way to Christmas dinner in America, including porn star JJ Michael and aspiring folk singer Mike Oehler
12:45 AM
Wife Swap USA
A strict mum swaps lives with an overwhelmed mum whose husband doesn't help
A Nigerian mum who demands respect from her kids swaps places with an overwhelmed mum who gets little help from her husband in raising their spoiled children
1:30 AM
Ambulance Australia
The Queensland Ambulance Service respond to a motorbike crash
The Queensland Ambulance Service respond to a motorbike crash. The patient is in good spirits despite suffering a serious injury to his left leg
2:30 AM
Inside the Ambulance
West Midlands paramedics assess a man police have found acting erratically on a busy dual carriageway
West Midlands paramedics assess a man police have found acting erratically on a busy dual carriageway and believe has taken the powerful psychoactive Monkey Dust
3:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home