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Jill finds out Heidi's husband had an affair, so Tim decides to confront him. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Jill searches for an exact replica of Tim's first car after the original gets crushed in a junkyard. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim discovers Al's likeability ratings are higher than his, and decides to share in the success. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim makes a rash decision when he invites Marty and the twins to move in. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Mike and Vanessa are both worried that none of their daughters attend church any more. American comedy, starring Tim Allen and Nancy Travis

Vanessa takes Mike's advice to expand her tutoring business, but becomes frustrated when he gets too involved. Kyle works to become a powerful entrepreneur

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross

Sara Pascoe and team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott welcome guests Shaun Ryder, Nick Helm, Sindhu Vee and Melvin Odoom into the loft to play guessing games

Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort, while Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place

Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated

Rachel meets a man who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, while Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, and Rachel is stunned to learn her parents are getting a divorce

Part one of two. Phoebe falls in love, Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Joey dates a crazed fan. Brooke Shields and Chris Isaak guest star

Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank. Guest starring Julia Roberts

Rachel insists she has no time for Ross, until an old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Meanwhile, Joey gives Chandler an unwanted gift

Ross and Rachel consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - with a man old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck

Monica's parents discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Guest starring Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould

A suburban couple enter into a vicious game of one-upmanship with the raucous student household living next door. Comedy, starring Seth Rogen, Zac Efron and Rose Byrne

Aisha Tyler hosts another compilation special, featuring questionable rapping skills in Get Down and the cast crooning through a smooth song about rowing in Lounge Lizards

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Mircea Monroe and Gary Anthony Williams

In London's West End, Rose performs her Edinburgh Comedy Award-winning stand-up show, a whirlwind of mid-twenties angst and fizzing obsession

Cartman is suspicious of the girls when he convinces himself they have a device that can see into the future

Mrs Garrison enlists the children's help in proving same-sex marriage does not work, hoping to prevent Mr Slave and Big Gay Al having a wedding

When Cartman becomes a sufferer of 'Gingervitus', he rallies round to protect his fellow red-headed friends

The boys take a trip to Sea World, where they meet a talking whale and resolve to send him back to his homeland - the moon

The boys become bounty hunters after a chance meeting with someone they believe to be a reality TV star in a hardware store

Concerned with the boys' impact on the school's public funding, Principal McVicker organises intensive tutoring in order to help Beavis and Butt-Head prepare for the state test

The officers accidentally raid the wrong apartment when performing a wellness check, while Dangle and Travis are hunted down by Ted Nugent at his compound

Jon Stewart takes a satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Chandler falls for Joey's latest date, Rachel discovers her new boyfriend is a thief and Phoebe desperately tries to catch a cold

Chandler gets on more intimate terms with Joey's girlfriend, and Ross's latest conquest reveals a grubby secret

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore