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Randy feels left out when he comes home for the Christmas holidays. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

When Marty refuses to discipline his daughters, Jill is left to lay down the law. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim and Al go undercover when Brad's car is stolen. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim decides to write a book, but can't get past the first line. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Mike and Vanessa disagree over how Eve should handle the situation when her boyfriend fails to invite her to his parents' anniversary party

Mike and Vanessa discover from Chuck that Kyle's mother died three months earlier, and he had said nothing about it. However, she had left him something in her will

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross

Sara Pascoe and team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott welcome Brian Conley, Harriet Kemsley, Bec Hill, and Dr Ranj into the loft to play an array of guessing games

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated

Rachel meets a man who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, while Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, and Rachel is stunned to learn her parents are getting a divorce

Part one of two. Phoebe falls in love, Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Joey dates a crazed fan. Brooke Shields and Chris Isaak guest star

Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank. Guest starring Julia Roberts

Rachel insists she has no time for Ross, until an old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Meanwhile, Joey gives Chandler an unwanted gift

Ross and Rachel consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - with a man old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck

Monica's parents discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Guest starring Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview, jeopardising his role as Dr Ramoray, and Chandler's flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Guest starring Tom Selleck

Chandler begins to have doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves

Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future

Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk, while Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi

Rachel's birthday party is enlivened by two people she did not count on turning up - her parents. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas and Ron Leibman

Phoebe catches chickenpox just as her seafaring boyfriend returns home, while Joey gets a job at Chandler's company. Guest starring Charlie Sheen

The subject of children proves a thorny one for Monica and Richard and Rachel attends her former fiance's wedding

The Glaswegian comedian returns to his home town, treating a sell-out crowd at the SECC Arena to his usual blend of social commentary, astute observations and sharp one-liners

Rhod Gilbert, Sarah Millican, Gregg Wallace and Kate Silverton join team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson on the comedy panel show. Presented by Jimmy Carr

Guests Nick Grimshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Daniel Sloss and Rachel Riley join teams captained by Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to answer questions based on opinion polls

New sheriff Lt Donna Fritzgibbons arrives at the station and the deputies are all on high alert. Starring Jamie Lee Curtis)

The comedian delivers a stand-up performance as he finishes his 1996 UK tour with a gig in London's West End. Among the topics of discussion are planes, shops and restaurants

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Kat Graham and Greg Proops

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Tiffany Haddish and Jonathan Mangum

A bleeding statue of Mary in the next town causes mayhem, and Stan's dad is arrested for drink-driving

The town is excited when Chef returns after travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club. However, the boys notice there is something different about him

Aurie Styla advises people on being a serial killer

Comedy with Al Murray from the Playhouse Theatre in London, in his famous guise of the Pub Landlord

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Chandler is racked with guilt for kissing Joey's girlfriend and embarks on a wild spending spree in a misguided effort to keep his pal from discovering the truth

Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a packing crate as penance for kissing Kathy. Monica visits Richard's son, who finds her every bit as attractive as his father did

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore