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Brad blames Tim for an injury that could bring his soccer dreams to an end

Mark films a video for Tool Time about Tim's new hotrod - but it doesn't turn out as expected. DIY comedy, starring Taran Noah Smith

Tim finds a new mechanic, who just happens to be a very attractive woman. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson and guest starring Jenny McCarthy

Part one of two. The Taylor family become close when Jill has a health crisis. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Mandy shadows Mike as part of her business class assignment and Vanessa joins Eve and Kristin at their kickboxing class

Mike tries to address his son-in-law's stint in the doldrums by encouraging him to focus on what his family needs. Comedy, starring Tim Allen

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross

Sara Pascoe and team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott welcome Craig Revel-Horwood, Vernon Kay, Jo Brand and Kiri Pritchard-McLean into the loft to play guessing games

Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems

Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview, jeopardising his role as Dr Ramoray, and Chandler's flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Guest starring Tom Selleck

Chandler begins to have doubts about new flatmate Eddie - just as Joey starts house-hunting. Meanwhile, the girls try to get in touch with their inner selves

Monica's boyfriend makes a good impression on Chandler and Joey. Phoebe gets a shock and Rachel begins to resent Ross planning their future

Chandler and Ross face two bullies at Central Perk, while Monica decides to have a flutter on the stock market. Comedy, guest starring Giovanni Ribisi

Rachel's birthday party is enlivened by two people she did not count on turning up - her parents. Comedy, guest starring Marlo Thomas and Ron Leibman

Phoebe catches chickenpox just as her seafaring boyfriend returns home, while Joey gets a job at Chandler's company. Guest starring Charlie Sheen

The subject of children proves a thorny one for Monica and Richard and Rachel attends her former fiance's wedding

Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand

Ross prepares to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but soon regrets his decision

Phoebe learns she has attracted the unwanted attentions of a stalker, and Monica comes up with a plan to deal with her broodiness. With guest star David Arquette

Chandler ponders the importance of commitment and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent

Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work

Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Comedy starring Matthew Perry, with Maggie Wheeler

Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, and Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband - but the wrong one is delivered

Phoebe convinces herself she is a walking jinx who keeps causing people to die mysteriously, while Chandler and Janice make a decision about their relationship

A pair of mismatched cops must foil an evil plot to get America hooked on cocaine-flavoured cookies. Cop movie spoof, starring Emilio Estevez and Samuel L Jackson

The cast makes some crazy suggestions in Deleted Scenes, while guest Mark Ballas and Wayne Brady serenade an audience member with a song about about lungs

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Keegan-Michael Key

Rhod Gilbert, Sarah Millican, Gregg Wallace and Kate Silverton join team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson on the comedy panel show. Presented by Jimmy Carr

Guests Nick Grimshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Daniel Sloss and Rachel Riley join teams captained by Sean Lock and Jon Richardson to answer questions based on opinion polls

Stan persuades the South Park residents to buy hybrid cars, but as everyone starts to enjoy their new ecological purchase, storm clouds begin to gather above the town

Towelie writes a self-help guide that gets selected for Oprah's book club and it becomes a best-seller - until someone leaks the truth about its contents

The boys help a former vice-president in his quest for attention, but become trapped in a tunnel when it caves in. In their search for a way out, Cartman discovers treasure

Cartman's mother seeks help from an expert when she realises she can no longer control her son. Luckily, Cesar Millan 'The Dog Whisperer' is ready to take on the challenge

Light-hearted motivational speeches. KG tha Comedian inspires you to become a better you, by embracing the moments you are a failing you

The comedian delivers a stand-up performance as he finishes his 1996 UK tour with a gig in London's West End. Among the topics of discussion are planes, shops and restaurants

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Phoebe's half-brother makes a startling announcement and asks a great favour of her, while Joey gets involved in a class struggle

Phoebe learns the result of her pregnancy test, while the friends' competitive spirit gets the better of them

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore