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Joe, Sal, Murr and Q offer ridiculous specials to customers while posing as waiters, and team up at a housekeeping job, doing and saying whatever the others tell them

The guys volunteer to take ridiculous notes to a focus group, and try to get a bystander to back up their story to a store manager after falling into a tower of cereal boxes

Jess struggles to get her mind off Nick, Schmidt and Cece have problems house-hunting, while Winston and Aly learn to cope with a long-distance relationship

Winston teaches Nick the art of modern phone sex, while Jess and Cece try to recruit voters for the upcoming presidential election, so they can win a bet with Schmidt

Mike and Chuck debate the merits of the merger of an upscale local high-school with one from the inner-city, and Ryan uses Halloween to remind Vanessa of her eco-responsibilities

A vaccination debate erupts between Kristin and Ryan, and Mike ends up caught in the crossfire. Elsewhere, Mandy does not believe Kyle let Eve win in a shooting-gallery game

Debra becomes jealous of a waitress who catches Ray's eye. Although the situation is perfectly innocent, the couple soon blow everything out of all proportion

Frank has some anecdotes published in a magazine and approaches Ray's editor about becoming a columnist, but finds his way with words leaves a lot to be desired

Marie decides 40 years of marriage to Frank is enough for any woman, and moves in with Ray and Debra - to the delight of Robert, who enjoys being mothered by her

Debra's snooty parents announce they are going to pay a visit - much to the dismay of Ray, who pleads with Frank and Marie to be on their best behaviour

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences

Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment, and Rachel tries to repair her friendship with Joey by telling him a big lie

Monica is upstaged by Ross while giving the toast at their parents' 35th wedding anniversary party, and Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his enthusiasm

Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself

Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance

Phoebe holds a coaching session for a nervous Chandler before a job interview. Monica is stung by criticism from a restaurant reviewer, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous

Phoebe and Monica bet on when Rachel's baby will arrive, while Chandler falls asleep at the premiere of Joey's new film

Part one of two. As Rachel goes into labour, Chandler and Monica are inspired to find a private hospital room, and Phoebe meets a handsome patient

Part two of two. After 21 hours in labour, Rachel gives birth - but Joey finds Ross's engagement ring and accidently proposes to the new mother

Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her, while Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby

Chandler falls asleep in a meeting - with disastrous consequences - and Rachel searches for a solution to baby Emma's non-stop crying

Monica accepts a job offer from a renowned Manhattan restaurant. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his roster of clients

Phoebe's fear that she is about to lose her boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments, and Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa

The pals look forward to Phoebe's birthday meal, but Chandler and Monica argue just before setting off and Ross locks Emma inside the flat

Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny (guest star Freddie Prinze Jr), while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of a former boyfriend

The sex-mad spy is sent back in time to swinging London in the 1960s to face the dastardly Dr Evil once again. Comedy sequel, starring Mike Myers, Heather Graham and Robert Wagner

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Greg Proops and star guest Kat Graham (The Vampire Diaries)

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Keegan-Michael Key and star guest and ex-figure skater Tara Lipinski

Stan persuades the South Park residents to buy hybrid cars, but as everyone starts to enjoy their new ecological purchase, storm clouds begin to gather above the town

Towelie writes a self-help guide that gets selected for Oprah's book club and it becomes a best-seller - until someone leaks the truth about its contents

The boys help a former vice-president in his quest for attention, but become trapped in a tunnel when it caves in. In their search for a way out, Cartman discovers treasure

Beavis and Butt-Head contribute in their own special way to a student art display at the mall

Beavis is bitten by a dog and ends up having to go to hospital for rabies injections

Beavis and Butt-Head are forced to see the school psychiatrist after goofing off in class

Beavis and Butt-Head encounter a suicidal banker

Helen Bauer, Stephen Buchanan, Eshaan Akbar and Kyrah Gray share jokes on topics such as body confidence, Glasgow's reputation and online dating

Kiri Pritchard-McLean, Sunil Patel, Ali Woods and Ola Labib cover topics including the Welsh language, cryptocurrency and London tourists

It appears that Lieutenant Dangle's mysterious past might finally have come back to hant him

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Ross arranges a romantic last evening with Emily before she returns to England, but Rachel spoils his plans by organising a farewell party. Comedy, guest starring Helen Baxendale

Ross opens his heart to Emily, and Phoebe receives surprising news about her pregnancy. Chandler and Joey get free adult films on their TV

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore