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The Jokers pitch their inventions to a worker to see if it is ready to present to their boss. Then they share more online dating profiles to get a good rating

The Jokers go head-to-head tournament style providing answers to their product sampling questionnaire. Then the pairs of Jokers give presentations about life hacks

Jess and members of her singles group accompany Schmidt, Cece, Winston and Aly on a glamping trip. Nick struggles with the next chapter of his novel

In a crossover episode with Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the gang visits New York, where Jess helps detective Jake Peralta with a case, while Nick and Winston try to impress Charles Boyle

Kyle has an accident on his motorcycle, leading Mandy to worry about his safety and Ed to fret about health-insurance. Meanwhile, Evie gets to play in a football game

Mike and Chuck search for a set of rare light-bulbs, and Mandy reveals her plans to move into a new apartment - leaving out one crucial detail

Ray ignores his father's advice and loses all his money in a poker game. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

In a bid to outdo Marie's culinary skills, Debra goes against tradition by serving a fish dish on Thanksgiving

Robert is ousted as captain of Nemo's basketball team, so Ray takes his place - leading Debra to accuse him of neglecting the children

Ray learns the autographed baseball he has treasured since childhood is a forgery, and is so shocked that he decides to tell Ally the truth about Father Christmas

Part one of two. As Rachel goes into labour, Chandler and Monica are inspired to find a private hospital room, and Phoebe meets a handsome patient

Part two of two. After 21 hours in labour, Rachel gives birth - but Joey finds Ross's engagement ring and accidently proposes to the new mother

Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her, while Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby

Chandler falls asleep in a meeting - with disastrous consequences - and Rachel searches for a solution to baby Emma's non-stop crying

Monica accepts a job offer from a renowned Manhattan restaurant. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his roster of clients

Phoebe's fear that she is about to lose her boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments, and Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa

The pals look forward to Phoebe's birthday meal, but Chandler and Monica argue just before setting off and Ross locks Emma inside the flat

Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny (guest star Freddie Prinze Jr), while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of a former boyfriend

Ross amuses Emma by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment

Rachel's sister Amy joins the gang for Thanksgiving, and Monica worries about her best china getting damaged. Guest starring Christina Applegate

Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, and Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate (guest star Selma Blair) stays behind to keep him company - and ends up making a pass at him

Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny

Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous, while Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates

A society widow enlists in the army in the hope of finding a new direction, but comes into conflict with her tough commanding officer. Comedy, with Goldie Hawn and Armand Assante

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Nyima Funk and star guest and Mini-Me personification Verne Troyer

Aisha Tyler hosts as regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles, and Colin Mochrie are joined by guest performer Jeff Davis and star guest Darren Criss (Glee)

Cartman's mother seeks help from an expert when she realises she can no longer control her son. Luckily, Cesar Millan 'The Dog Whisperer' is ready to take on the challenge

The boys form a team to play the computer game World of Warcraft, hoping to overcome a rogue competitor who keeps defeating them

Cartman speculates about the perpetrator of the September 11 attacks, believing he knows who committed the attacks

Cartman is appointed the new hallway monitor, and discovers a teacher has been kissing a student. With the voices of Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Beavis and Butt-Head are hired by Tom Anderson to pave the cement foundation for his swimming pool

Lolita and Tanqueray trick Beavis and Butt-Head into giving them their movie tickets by feigning romantic interest in them

Beavis and Butthead are exploring a construction site, when Butthead starts to crawl inside of pipe and gets stuck

Beavis and Butthead harass Mr. Anderson at the golf course

The comedian pokes fun at his life as a person with a disabilty and coping with fame and fortune since his memorable victory in Britain's Got Talent

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Rachel's date is ruined when Joshua's parents return home earlier than expected and catch her parading round in a skimpy nightie. With Tate Donovan

Monica and Rachel plot to take back their old apartment from the guys, and there are major changes afoot for Ross and Emily

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore