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The guys have people test drinks that may cause bizarre side-effects, before hitting the gym. The losing Joker is put through many indignities in Rob Riggle's murder mystery

Sal, Q, and Murr slather on the charm for a film shoot for a commercial before focusing on delivering some hard truths

Jess tries to impress the president of the parents' council in her bid to become school headmistress. Winston puts his undercover skills to the test. Zooey Deschanel stars

Jess and Robby test how they would cope being in a casual relationship, while Winston and Cece discuss the pros and cons of not being single

Eve breaks up with her first high-school sweetheart, and feels suffocated when every member of her family decides to weigh in on how she should feel about it

A neighbour's security camera catches Vanessa trying to get rid of a pesky cat in a rather unpleasant way, and when word gets out, Mike decides the family needs more privacy

The Barones' cable TV goes on the blink, leaving them with a large amount of time on their hands - which they fill by playing games. Ray Romano stars

Debra's accusation that Ray is pessimistic stirs him into adopting a more positive outlook, but the rest of the family is not impressed by his change in attitude

Ray brings home a stray bulldog that reminds him of his childhood pet. Comedy, starring Ray Romano

The neighbours are upset by the antics of Ray's parents and gather at his house to thrash out a solution, but their meeting is gatecrashed by the troublesome pair

Mandy becomes jealous after Mike spends time with Ryan at a marketing retreat, while Ed attempts to get Chuck and Joe to go to a musical

Mike teaches Kristin about work-life balance as Vanessa and Mandy give Jen a lesson about camping. Meanwhile, Ed asks Kyle how to get into Heaven

Ross discovers who mugged him as a child. Chandler's internship gets off to an uninspiring start and Joey endures a draining audition. Guest starring Jeff Goldblum

Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler, while Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy

Everyone except Ross decides to play the lottery, but Phoebe throws their tickets away. Chandler waits for an important phone call, and Rachel thinks Emma will soon start talking

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a love scene makes quite an impression on her, and Chandler plans to whisk Monica away

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage

Monica and Chandler consider their options after learning they cannot conceive a baby naturally, and invite a potential sperm donor round for dinner

Double bill. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler accidentally ruins the only copy of his keynote speech

Rachel and Joey struggle to find the words to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Phoebe makes the alarming discovery that Mike has a girlfriend

Ross invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of his triplets, while the Bings learn more about adoption

Ross treats himself to a spray tan, but fails to follow the instructions, while Rachel and Joey's first night together proves an awkward occasion. With Jennifer Coolidge

Emma's first birthday takes an unexpected turn with the delivery of a bawdy birthday cake. Guest starring Elliott Gould

An evening of entertainment, live at the London Palladium. Nile Rodgers and Chic surprise some members of the audience, and Jonathan Ross hands over his phone for Send to All

Grace Byers goes a date in a Wizard of Oz-obsessed restaurant and Brad welcomes bizarre characters in Party Quirks, including Wayne's melting robots

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Jeff Bryan Davis

Return of Trey Parker and Matt Stone's satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle

A film festival brings Hollywood hype to the town, and Mr Hankey becomes the unlikely target of agents looking for the star of the next big summer movie

A dysfunctional millennial couple deal with embarrassingly relatable situations, from bumping into an ex to spicing things up in the bedroom. Comedy, starring Tom Rosenthal

A neurotic screenwriter struggles to complete his latest project thanks to the interference of his twin brother. Spike Jonze's comedy drama, starring Nicolas Cage and Meryl Streep

Anger translator Luther informs Mitt Romney who won the election, a guy chases his girlfriend to the ends of the Earth, and a nonstop party refuses to stop

An evening of entertainment, live at the London Palladium. Nile Rodgers and Chic surprise some members of the audience, and Jonathan Ross hands over his phone for Send to All

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Surrogate mum Phoebe goes into labour and gives birth to triplets, but it proves harder than she had thought to hand them over to her brother

Emily makes a request that could change Ross's life for ever. Chandler upsets Monica, and Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act

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