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The guys persuade a focus group participant to sign off on different contract items, then must get a stranger to listen to them reading their daughter's diary entries

The guys learn a hard lesson about being kind to food service staff, before giving relationship advice. SNL's Colin Jost gives the losing Joker a shock in his punishment

As Jess announces she is ready to start dating again, Schmidt encourages her to give her workout partner Robby a chance. Winston's newfound confidence makes him irresistible

Jess and the gang are determined to have the best Thanksgiving ever, but it all soon falls apart when Robby shows up unexpectedly and Schmidt's father arrives with a broken heart

Vanessa's passion for teaching inner-city kids inspires Mike to pursue his own dream - opening a fish and game restaurant at the Outdoor Man store

An Outdoor Man billboard is vandalised, so Mike decides to hire Chuck's security firm to protect it. Meanwhile, Mandy resolves not to take credit for her good deeds

Debra comes down with a bad case of flu, forcing Ray to look after her and the kids, as well as having a meeting with a star quarterback

Ray becomes envious of Robert's good looks and decides the time has come to get a head-to-toe makeover, complete with fake tan. Ray Romano stars

Debra learns the second-hand car she bought from Marie and Frank was once the scene of an amorous encounter for a teenage Ray

Ray discovers the stone in Debra's engagement ring is a fake, and gets it changed without telling her - only to learn afterwards that she had a $15,000 diamond put in

Mike uses Chuck's injury as an excuse to get out of yoga class, while Kristin and Ryan and Mandy and Kyle each believe the other couple is jealous of their relationship

Ross amuses Emma by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment

Rachel's sister Amy joins the gang for Thanksgiving, and Monica worries about her best china getting damaged. Guest starring Christina Applegate

Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, and Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate (guest star Selma Blair) stays behind to keep him company - and ends up making a pass at him

Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny

Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous, while Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates

Ross discovers who mugged him as a child. Chandler's internship gets off to an uninspiring start and Joey endures a draining audition. Guest starring Jeff Goldblum

Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler, while Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy

Everyone except Ross decides to play the lottery, but Phoebe throws their tickets away. Chandler waits for an important phone call, and Rachel thinks Emma will soon start talking

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a love scene makes quite an impression on her, and Chandler plans to whisk Monica away

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage

The comedian gives his take on the modern world, social media, anxiety, religion, conversations with his dog and having Barack Obama as his support act

Return of Trey Parker and Matt Stone's satirical animation following the adventures of Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle

Aliens land in the Rockies and kidnap Kyle's little brother

The government sends Cartman to Ethiopia after he is mistaken for a starving African child

The boys find a prehistoric relic that spawns a monster

A film festival brings Hollywood hype to the town, and Mr Hankey becomes the unlikely target of agents looking for the star of the next big summer movie

Cartman undergoes a personal journey, while the boys investigates a mystery at the planetarium

Weird Newscasters returns, with news anchor Colin joined by Jeff's desperate salesman, a regressing Ryan and Wayne performing a 30-second history of video games

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Maile Brady and Jeff Bryan Davis

Principal McVicker forces Beavis and Butthead to own up to a prank on live television

After a vending machine rips them off, Beavis and Butthead attempt to get their money back

Beavis' complete lack of hygiene causes the hospitalization of many Burger World customers, as well as the temporary closure of the restaurant

Beavis and Butt-Head are instrumental in saving an alcoholic pilot's life and their heroic exploits are dramatically reenacted for a television show

Comedy asking what to do when a friend starts tagging someone else - the worldwide epidemic that is meme cheating

The comedian once again takes aim at some of the absurdities of everyday life, in a stand-up performance recorded at the O2, as part of his 2015 tour of the UK and Ireland

A satirical sideswipe at the latest in news and current affairs

Ross goes through with his wedding to Emily, despite his massive blunder - but she sneaks out of a window at the reception, declaring she never wants to see him again

Rachel returns from Greece, Chandler proves popular with the womenfolk, and Phoebe is upset about missing out on all the excitement in London

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore